Post something about yourself that sounds like a larp but is 100% true

Post something about yourself that sounds like a larp but is 100% true.

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I used to bully one russian ig thot in elementary school.

i want to fucking die, i hate society but i hate myself twice as much for being powerless to independize from it. im in hell and i want it to end every day i cry and rage profoundly when trying to sleep

I jack off to porn while watching videos with my girlfriend.

i took hrt (mtf) for a few months and stopped

I often get asked out by girls but I always say no.

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same dont wanna end up with a thot

When I was in 3rd grade, I used to wear a giant trench coat and cap and larp as hitler, heiling and saluting and calling my friends jews.

I get really immersed in my media, so much so that i don't believe a good Movie or TV show or Video game can be simply watched or played but needs to be consumed in a good environment that matches the tone or setting of it to be fully appreciated. I even eat foods to match the theme of the Media i'm experiencing. At the peak of my anime viewing years for example i would only watch certain shows in the season they took place in to get as close to the setting the creators were going for as possible. Haruhi starts out taking place in the summer but the Movie actually takes place in the winter and i would wait for the appropriate season to arrive before watching. Persona goes through all 4 seasons and has a date-display. id play the game one day at a time and let one real-day pass before continuing in order to fully immerse myself in the game's world and pretend i was actually in Japan. i started the game in April and finished it in March next year (just as the game canonically starts and ends). it made the whole experience feel much more wholesome than if i just played through the whole thing in a week.

OP's image is very fitting for what i just described.

It used to happen when I went more to parties but I didnt think they were pretty enough for me.
Also, I had an opportunity to have a girlfriend like four years back, she basically confessed, but I turned her down because I was seeing some prettier who end up not working and never came close to having one ever again

I'm very happy with my life, have a gf and a decent job . Yet something is missing, so I lurk here to see all the pathetic incels for a nice ego boost.

I always turn them down bc they have no personality and always think I'm the perfect bf.

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I lost my virginity to a thicc 7/10 femanon with an innie pussy.

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I'm normal - no fuck off, I'm a normal, generally happy, mentally-sane person with a job, a home of my own, and a car - but I've no interest in dating.

It's not that I don't see the point, or whatever, I just don't see the need. I've made up the odd relationship for family and colleagues' sake, just so they don't think I'm odd, but I've no idea how & where another person would fit into my life.

its nice to see happy anons from my beer canned filled den.

I'm mostly happy to engage with people who are posting in good faith. Thing is, this website drives its users insane - it's absolutely set up to reinforce people being absolutely awful to each other.

The moron owner of this shithole doesn't have a clue how to support the place, or what it's even *for*, other than using it as a black box to generate advertisement revenue. So the people with power to shape the direction of the site - the moderators - have no, like, guiding principles, other than 'follow the rules and don't do illegal shit'. So, you inevitably end up with the loudest screamers, sitting in front of their computers for sixteen hours a day, who control the places' culture instead.

It's ended up that some boards are now so radioactive that nobody wants to advertise on them, so blue boards are the ones ending up with malware-ridden ads. And it's like, is it any wonder how this place only seems to breed pity parties for nazi incel pedos? Is it any wonder that /b/ is now a bot-ridden porn dump?

Whatever you can get here, you can get *better* elsewhere on the internet. And when you think about the kind of person who'd stay here, knowing this, that's why I assume people here aren't acting, or posting, in good faith.

Even the 'question and answer' board is all anime avatars and frogposters ffs. I don't even hate this place, I just think it's useless.

fucking normalfags have no shame. no fuckin wonder this world is so shit. luckily all you infidels will perish.

if you dont like it then go somewhere else instead of projecting your opinions onto people that not only don't care about what you have to say, but don't care and will also make fun of you for being a faggot. it makes no sense for you to be here.

not having relationships has fueled my conversion to islam. i can say my life has never been better.

why post on r9k then?

My dick is 7.25 inches in girth