/britfeel/

I remember when you made a pledge a few weeks back to give something to the Paki community.
We all said you wouldn't do it because you're too lazy and self-serving, and since this clearly doesn't count we're still right and you are wrong.

well she let me do it last night whey

Pretty dodgy tbqh lad. Not a pleasant smell.

i imagine girls find penis smell gross? is it comparable, theres is a 4 inch wound ours is a slit with a head that gross its own cheese

gonna jump in the bath in a bit lads, do NOT try and join me

Very slow thread, not happy about it, entertain me monkeys

why would anyone want to join you in the first place smelly boy. you're a loner anyway, get fucked

hehe fuck off paki cunt

*stomps on Poley's nose until his cranium is a bloody pulp in the ground*
wtf he looks like a girl now!

Might go on another day trip to a historic English city I haven't visited before like I did with Bradford

Maybe Huddersfield? That's not too far away

Didn't a doctor get fired and a kid expelled for not using gender pronouns in the uk? history is all you have left

It must be odd seeing places which were built before your home country even existed.
In fact, I think your house was even built before then so it's a surprise you have an interest in history.

We need a system of drug governance like Portugal

I've been to Huddersfield before. It's very nice in the centre. Liverpool is a good bet too

I'm trans so I fully support that move

Pakistan is one of the oldest countries in the world, it's gone by many different names throughout the ages

Indus valley and Harrapa ring any bells?

>Pakistan is one of the oldest countries in the world
It is in fact one of the newest, so this is a lie. Next!

Ah, I've heard of that, can do the shopping just not the buying. Do many people do it?

That's a cope. Pakistan is only 13 years older than Coronation Street.

Shouldn't it be transman until you have transitioned

recently moved to Manchester. Man this place is a shithole

Did you even read my entire post?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indus_Valley_Civilisation

*installs a 5G mast in the middle of the thread*

no porn though, wikipedia and youtube only on this bad boy

Or at least until you've come out to your parents. Or at least until you identify as one at your workplace. Or at least until you've popped a skirt on. Or at least until you've even bought a skirt.
And yet it's a very low bar which some cannot reach!

the prefix trans implies transitory, but many "trans" set their flag on it as their defining characteristic from that point forward
hard to take them seriously when even they don't believe their own bullshit

That's your arsehole though not a vagina, go dliate

_Pakistan_ was founded in 1947.

WELL THERES NO NEED TO BE HORRIBLE!
*sinks beneath the bubbles*

BE
MY
FRIEND
PLS

I came out to my mum and sister, they didn't take it well

recently moved to Pakistan. Man this place is a shithole

After a recent 2cb trip I realised that I have an almost unrelenting anxiety issue (since as long as I can remember) - have any anons seen a doctor about similar and was it any use? /blog

I've lived here for two years and I fucking hate it, wish I'd moved more into yorkshire, everyone i work with is a Paki or a moron

Cracking game of tennis eh lads?
Hoping /ourguy/ Federer can win another.

It has a lot of nitroamines in it that give it the fishy smell, so kind of like epoxy resin. Also a faint urine smell if she doesn't keep herself clean.

Jokovic on his back legs and the crowd against him, Federer just needs this next game to claim his 2.8million pound prize.

>everyone i work with is a Paki
soon it'll be everyone your work FOR and without pay I might add

going for a poo then I'm going to get high and lounge about in my messy room till 6am

I'm having tea at my mums then off back home to get high

Havent seen a post this based all day. Enjoy yersel lad

Your r a plonker.

>Man pretending to be woman demands that people be punished for stating objective reality

sunday roast eh?
I shall
*grunts out a big long number 3*

What a game. Federer just too old in the end, so takes home the 1.4million second prize.
Well played to both.

Yes, not had 1 for ages.
And daim bar cake for pudding. mmmm mmmmm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu70DP33WAI
whats in it for you
WHATS IN IT FOR YOU

>just woke up
I'm human excrement. An absolute useless piesce of shit

PAKI SCUM OFF OUR THREADS
PAKI SCUM OFF OUR THREADS
PAKI SCUM OFF OUR THREADS
PAKI SCUM OFF OUR THREADS

we stole a church
botlted some guns to it

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We still love ya user

The kids spilt some lemonade in my corner, and after cleaning up the sticky mess, now my xbox controller doesn't work. Time for the grumpy dad routine.

>tfw watching cricket

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Punch the lil shits in the face

A fucking super over!!!

Can 10 paracetemols kill you lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=HnR8Al5XRBU
love my bf x
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SAUDI ARABIA

How old are you now, how old were you when you started posting on Jow Forums, and what year was it?

>24
>15
>2010

What is a super over? I barely get cricket as it is

quickedy quick
(micro chips)

Basically the penalties of cricket but they're a lot, lot rarer.

28 now
Found this place when I was 15 in 2006.

Screaming into the void, just like Tommy Robinson will be screaming into his pillow for the next 2 years

sneed
(formerly chuck's)

Everytime I see pics of Courtney Love I get turned on so much lads

she's a junkie slag who fucked Steve Coogan

>VIP CELEBRITY, postcode (NN12 8TN)

What did they mean by this?

*tap dances into thread*

Alri lads, I'm just back from KFC and I'm high as fuck. How's everybody's night going?

id quite like to live on a farm and farm some crops

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any lads want to help each other find prime deals on prime day? I've got lots of benny money saved and there's bargains to be had

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(Not Poley) but HotUKDeals is genuinely great for Amazon Prime deals.

I know she is but she ignites something in my loins

39
36
15
I'm just an old newfag

woodchippings can launch rockets

tonights runtslop

uncle bens chilli con carne rice time

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I did the free prime trial and forgot to cancel it so I got charged the other day but I might not refund it and check out the deals

Fuck I really miss being a student. Would just sit around at home all day, go in to lectures on the odd occasion, and go out every week with the people I was living with. Had a great deal of fun, never had to worry about anything. Easily the best time of my life.

How hard is it to be a train driver?
Looks like a comfy job desu (until someone jumps on the tracks.)

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Harder to get the job than to be one. Lucky fuckers never give up a job that plush.

Going for an Indian in Portugal tonight. Hope I don't get bloody food poisoning. Heading to the zoo bright and early tomorrow at 0900.

Fair point decent wages too I think if they go on strike there's not much you can do about it.

That was the case for my first year, but second year (finished it in June) was fucking terrible

What's the difference between you and Madeline McCann? Only one of you is a virgin

Its a job for those who have connections with the union, anyone could do it

stick to a vegetable one and it'll probably be alright

My third year of uni was by far the best year of my life. Why was your second year terrible?

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and you? Though she died a toddler, she was more of a female than your Paki arse will ever be.

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I loved walking around my University town.

>in Portugal
>Going for an Indian
really embracing the local culture

ENGERLAND STOPPED THE TIE B A S E D

is it though? don't they post those links that if someone clicks and buys the item linked then they get a cut?
Got the free trial on my mums account and never told her its ended, best to wait till the sale is over and I don't think you can get a refund just use that month up.

Check out Prime video and books

zip it you negress wannabe

It's comin ome. Batsphere lads have done it
Moani on suicide watch