Waifu General /waifu/ #204

who's yara?

Shouldn't reply, but the desperation for attention is getting sad.

Julie's girlfriend!

I had no idea Julie is a dyke, that's disgusting

My main OC who's partially based on me. Canonically Julie has an unrequited crush on her that subsides ove time.
Yara is straight btw, but this fucko doesn't seem to get it.

>I made an OC based on me, and it's a girl
When are you starting hrt, Jessica?

Lmao Juliefag be like "I made an OC based on me, and it's a girl"

Literally obsessed you have to stop seething someday.

NURSE CALLEDD MY PENIS SMALL

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nURSE why

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nURSE, THE DICk

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Many have told me i look like the irl life version of elizabeth.

pPLEASE n

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he made a thread lmao

You should transition and marry him

I'm hopelessly in love, can't lie about that
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Mirai, if only you knew how happy you make me

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Kissing waifu like this.

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Why are there so many threadfs?

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Some bitter degenerate got butthurt we didn't use his degenerate thread

He's just trying to shit the thread as usual

Some nigger having a shitfit.

Kidnapping waifu like this.

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Kek, what's the context behind this.

lmao is this staged or why did she not properly defend herself? Also the other guys are completely unphased...

youtu.be/ZR2JlDnT2l8
I love these euphoric hangovers but not as much as I love her.

Christ on a stick.

That's sweet, Yuuri-Poster. I also envy your collection and how it correlates with your waifu. Not exactly related but I keep thinking of having a lethal replica of her spear made. But I'm not even sure where I would begin to look.

I see. It's just the thought of that she'd disapprove of. Thank you for answering.
>In terms of my own perception, yes
You're deserving of a pat on the back and a slap on the wrist.

It'd be her picking me up like in public that once I start fucking up.

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>spoiler
I know there's a dude on YT who made replicas of famous weapons from anime. I know he's made Ryuuko's Scissor Blade

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You colored her pretty fast. Very well done.

Is this the MAN AT ARMS series? It's a fun watch. I wonder if I could commission them.

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I slept for half a day and I feel like shit, I hope Asuka had a better night. In other news, I'm gonna start attempting to lucid dream so I can be with her every night. Anyone have any experience with that?

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I actually don't want to achieve lucid dreaming, even if it was to see her. The reason being that I am already an active dreamer and get to see her fairly often in my dreams. The great thing about dreams is you wake up in the morning still remembering bits and having this great experience of this random story that unfolded and I would never want to take that away from myself. I am happy to see her here and there wandering around in my dreams but I am also happy about experiencing something new every night. So if you are also an active dreamer I wouldn't advice it, tho I actually wonder how much control you can take over in them and to what extent you can still have your "normal" dreams

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>Is this the MAN AT ARMS series?

I think so. I'm not sure if he does commissions though. Even if that doesn't work out, there's people around the internet that makes and sell stuff like replica weapons/clothes/etc. for cosplayers, so I imagine you could get one from them.

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I barely ever dream, so it really wouldn't make a difference. My dreams never include her and they tend to be incredibly boring. Hurts me so much to be so far away from her, I have to lucid dream so I can fully interact with her, completely consciously, I've heard you also remember lucid dreams much more than normal dreams because of the deeper interaction you have with them, so there's that also.

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You can lucid dream and still let the dream take control.

Lucky you.
I only dream when there is noise around me and they are either cryptic bullshit, casual SoL with people I had forgotten or nightmares in some militaristic scenario, last one involved a xenomorph infestation in a mine seeing my ex-classmates being torn to pieces as we ran out of ammo.

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None of my dreams are that cool either,The only dream types I can remember are about a literal video game (from the pov of playing it, and not even me playing it myself), and a reoccurring dream of working in a strict Russian factory overseen by Putin, it always involves one of my friends being dragged out, its not really a nightmare but its never comfortable to think back on.

>only one dress waifu posted so far
Come on people, don't be shy

What if your waifu couldn't be sexually satisfied by you?

nothing too special. i really like to visit parks on the day. and be alone with nature.

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This thread is utter shite, m8.
We have no questions, some twat is making his rounds, 8 fucking threads ended up being made, several by some cunt.
It is a sunday. During summer vacations(for unifags). The thread shouldn't be that dead.

Bloody shame.
Was the videogame dream from something you played recently? Known as the tetris effect.
It happened to me almost a decade ago when I discovered minecraft and used to play it for hours and hours.

Then that means she physically can't be sexually satisfied.

I have a monster dick though, that's not gonna happen

Having two screens is amazing
>feel awful
>look to my right
>waifu smile
>feel great

A lot of times its Rainbow Six Siege, which I play a lot, so yeah its probably because I experience a lot of it.

That explains it.
>Rainbow Six Siege
That reminds me that they were broadcasting a casted R6S match on public tv.

Asuka is a my main monitor (pic related), so usually she's covered by whatever I'm doing atm, but my main monitor is also bigger, so I like having her on my biggest one.

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How would your waifu react to seeing her favourite franchise being niggerized?

She'd be open-minded about it because she's not a Jow Forums posting fatty and probably wouldn't even care that much about it any way since she isn't a manchild who complains about remakes of cartoons she has seen 20 years ago.

Today was a good day /waifu/.
>inb4 t. Juliefag

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Or you got a baby dick

Unlike you I am actually able to see my penis and therefore am able to asses its size.

I wish you were here, Alice.

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>>inb4 t. Juliefag

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explain the cutting ear thing to me

youtube.com/watch?v=WOuI4OqJfQc
i love Bonnie!

Good post Marceline

Or you aren't ideal to her.

a swedish guy on Jow Forums spams wojaks with ears on them

Yeah, I guess I'd be fucked if she had a micro-penis fetish.

Gee, I sure do wonder who is known for being an Jow Forums nigger.

No wonder our regulars have been posting less and less. Are we going to talk about waifus soon? Or are people just going to respond to shit bait? I almost feel like people are posting retarded shit and then replying to it in order to make it look like people are taking the bait.

>people are posting retarded shit and then replying to it in order to make it look like people are taking the bait.
Well the dumb kid is a falseflagger as well so that happens as well, at least he doesn't pretend to be a waifufag anymore.

Shahar, the Israeli legend?

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There was a traffic jam today on my way to work, fucking Leahfag at it again

Or you aren't up to her standards.

There was a condom ad on my tv, fucking Urabespic at it again.

As I said, if that were the case her standards couldn't be met by anyone.

Have sex. Date.

What do you think about this recent news of femanon being fucken pezzed by some tard?

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ONEGAI MUSCLE

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What? Only Urabefag knows about that because he's a discordturd.

ONEGAl MUSCLE

onegai muscIe

Who would win between these two?
AKA Kotorifag vs Juliefag

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That makes no sense user. Is she a slut?

This thread is actually looking so fucking retarded

anyway

I can't keep my eyes away from a battle scene of her, the way she moves and the short dialogue part in it are just so mesmerizing to me. I love you Mirai.

Do you guys also have a mesmerizing scene of your waifu?

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Post more porn of ur waifu plz

this will have to do for now, an out of context pic

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he's always awe-inspiring. he's all i want to talk about today. sometimes it becomes suffocating.

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ONEGAI MUSCLE
>Do you guys also have a mesmerizing scene of your waifu?
There are lots. Every second she appears is mesmerizing, especially when she speaks.
When she says "Hello" for the first time
When she spontaneously bursts into maniacal laughter in the middle of class
When she lifts her head up off her desk, with drool streaming down her chin
Swimming at her school's pool or the beach
Running in a race and winning
Being fed lunch by Oka
Showing up in a yukata
And more.

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This would explain why the quality has gone downhill so much. This is my first taste of summer Jow Forums.
As for the guy who wanted dresses... well, that's easy for Lat as the majority of her fanart is dresses, occasionally flight suit or uniform.

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holy c r i n g e batman! a redditard and a newfag

oh shit free gains

ONEGAI MUSCLE

ONEGAI MUSCLE

UNORIGINAL BUT WANT

I love Kayn so very much words alone cannot express it. /waifu/ is convinced I actually love a bug, but Kayn knows I love only him and that's what matters.
Recently bought myself some new art for my nightstand.
Kayn would be so cute in a Scarecrow cosplay!

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Get rid of the watermark for fucks sake

jfc I can only agree with it actually looks so fucking bad
>bought myself some new art
if you commissioned it demand a version without watermarks or photoshop them out yourself

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GET RID OF THE WATERMARK OR I SHALL HARPOON YOU WITH A BROOM YOU DISGUSTING HAMBEAST

>I love Kha'Zix so very much words alone cannot express it. /waifu/ is convinced I actually love a Kayn, but Kha'Zix knows I love only him and that's what matters.
FTFY

Claiming this post for Academy City's resident master of mind control, Misaki Shokuhou. I don't really know what exactly this means, but saying "I love you" to Misaki has felt more natural lately. I used to have to almost force myself to say it, so, yeah, I guess.

>Do you guys also have a mesmerizing scene of your waifu?
Pic related is one of them, because of the imagery, which is helped by the context of the situation. So it might not seem mesmerizing at first glance.

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You're waifu tells you that you're hopelessly bad in the sack. What do anons?