ITT: the closest you have been to getting sex experience

No, because she was fat. I was a 23 year old virgin and she was the only girl I ever dropped my standards for. Once you've had sex, it stops feeling impossible and you'll wonder why you ever struggled. Last summer, my chad flatmate asked me to set him up with any friend of this girl I was seeing because "10s don't hang out with 5s"

I kissed my sister on the lips while larping to be married

Now I'm 23 and that's the only girl I've ever kissed

Do you think she remembers? Do you remember it every time that you see her?

Probably.
I was 6.

Honestly I feel proud the first male she kissed was me.

Me and the neighbor girl used to build blanket forts and eat each others ass and naughties and now I'm a total loser. I wonder if she remembers this happened and if she's cute.

>felt my aunts breasts when I hugged her at a family gathering.

went into the bathroom and jacked then.

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i cuddled and kissed a girl at one point in my life but i managed to fuck it up in the very next day, now i never will have the opportunity again

>girl accidentally bumped into me

I felt a girls breath on my neck once when we were standing in assembly

My life peaked in highschool when I kissed a girl once. Beta orbiter's luckiest and happiest minute of existence. Haven't seen her in 7 years, heard she's married now. Haven't even been close to repeating this type of experience. It's only been downhill from there. Still a beta, not an orbiter anymore because there's nobody to orbit. Makes me sad.

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Got a drunk Asian girl to sit on my lap at a party back in highschool.

Forcekissed a girl when i was 6 years old, inmediately pushed away. she turned to be a popular slut in high school.

Groped the ass of a girl of maybe 12 when i was 8, then was chased by her friend and i talked him out of beating me up.

Never noticed all the rapey vibes i have going on, thank god for porn.

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When I was 11 I was "going out" with this overweight girl from school that nobody liked. Her dad worked at a hotel with an indoor pool. One day he agreed to bring us in and let us hang at the pool while he worked upstairs. We jumped in the jacuzzi and kissed and groped each other for a while. Her dad came back a few times and nearly caught us stuck to each other's face, lol.

She probably sucks dick for cigs and works a cashier job nowadays. It was pretty fun but doesn't make me any less of a fucking loser.

>2012
>be me
>13 years old
>huge karate fag
>go to karate every single day
>every Thursday have a self defense lesson at the end of the day where we have to learn to get out of common grapples
>learn grapple where one person sits on another person's pelvic area and the other person has to use momentum to push them off sideways
>I think I understand it
>we get partners to try it out
>get partnered up with a girl that was at least 17 at the time
>7/10 minimum
>ohfuck
>she goes first
>sit on top of her and set up the grapple
>she escapes the grapple perfectly
>my turn
>she gets on top of me
>I struggle to escape
>my autistic ass instantly gets a boner from watching too much porn
>get really nervous and sweaty
>she looks at me in an extremely disgusted way
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>I think she knows
>"It's just my keys, sorry"
>our kimonos dont have pockets
>class ends

I have never wanted to kill myself more than at that point.
>class

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I once accidentally touched a girls hand at school. That bitch got that elbow to the face for it. I was 14 years old

I've touched a woman's hand as part of handshakes

I've had sex probably more than 30,000 times in my life so far.
Let me tell you, there are times were a good wank is more fulfilling than sex.

Make of that what you will.

/boomer over and out

Girl hugged me in class randomly.

>a good wank is more fulfilling than sex.
at 30k sex occasions you probably have low standards or just got bored of it. That's what I make of it.

>not being born through Caesarean
Normalfag

I played tetris with my roommate's classmate.
Serious answer, too. I can't believe I'm not even halfway through life yet

>caesarean but doctor was a female so you've literally been groped all over your body
I'm pretty much too chad for this place.

I have been in e same room with people before

A girl was in love with me in middle school and kissed me on the chick.

>at a wedding
>weddings here last two days, the second day is a short party from the breakfast till ~6 PM
>on second day, hit it off with a cute girl who lives abroad and came here on invitation
>she invites me over to the place she's staying at
>we decide to drink a bit more vodka
>get dead drunk, we both blackout in separate beds
>her plane is at 11 AM, killer hangovers
Let me tell you about regret

when I was 6 and one of my female classmates accidentally ran smack dab into my face and .1 mm^2 of our lips touched for .001 seconds

Top kek
Oregano: still not original

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One quick platonic hug from girl when vocational school was over.
Before that - nothing.
After that - nothing.
Not even chances or possibilities.
I'm mere spectre to girls.

Me and a cousin of mine had a thing going for years.
She was 9-12.
I was 12-15.
We normally saw each other two or three times a month.

Never actually had sex but we did pretty much everything else.
Took a while to convince her to suck me off, had the unwitting help of my other female cousin (my age) who went spend a couple of days at the younger one's house and got her to watch porn a few times.

one time i made out with a girl and touched her ass and titties. could have done more but i was mainly in shock the whole time that a girl would even give me such an opportunity.

My sister was 7 and I was 8 but there was a lot of groping on both ends. God I hope she was too young to remember or has subconsciously repressed it.

Kissed on the cheek as a joke senior year. That's it

someone offered me their fruit cup then slept facing toward me on a long haul plane trip..............or when I got hugged in middle school.................kms