anyone got tips for staying cool?
I have a date with mom tonight
Wait, your actual mom? Maybe she'll set you up with one of her milf friends.
yeah, i can't talk to girls so my mom agreed to let me be more intimate with her
How old is your mom? Is she attractive? Greentext how it came to this user.
Is your mom a virgin?
>anyone got tips for staying cool?
Breath mints!!
47. she's really hot, all my friends at school used to call her a milf
basically i told her about my issues with girls and she understood and said that lots of them don't want relationships now only casual sex anyway. so i asked her if i could be intimate with her and she said yes as long as we do things together to get me out of the house and that we would have to take things slowly
>lots of them don't want relationships now only casual sex
They say this but they all try to gf you up
Is she your biological mother? How old are you?
Sorry but that's a pretty lame and generic story. Put more thought into it.
yes, i am 19
Calm your tits there Alex Adams
i dont believe it, can you post your messages or something?
Try to go for a walk and ask to hold hands with her. I do it with my mom sometimes and it feels great to squeeze a cute lady's hand. Also try to hug her, feeling the warmth of her chest against you is incredible. I haven't been able to kiss my mom yet but I'm trying to work on it. Just play it cool and you should be okay.
i don't have any messages and i don't want to dox myself
tell us about your mom
"accidentally" call her mommy a bunch and ask for choccy milk and headpats
Oh, so it's a larp thread. Cool.
I don't have much to say about her. She is a cute and single 37 year old lady. I've always been attracted to her and for the past year I've been trying to get more intimate with her. I'm not sure how she feels about me and I don't want to upset her so I've been taking things very slow. I hope she'll give me a chance and want to be my girlfriend.
Im all for live and let live and shit but this still sounds fucking repulsive. Work on your skills with actual girls and stop trying to fuck your mom.
This dude is gonna fuck his own mom holy shit.
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>tips on staying cool.
try a fan
God fucking damn it. Why the fuck do i have a throbbing boner right now. I feel like such a degenerate piece of filthy shit.
Things like this make me believe that humanity is a disease