Help i only wanted to get a bit drunk but i ended up being very drunk

help i only wanted to get a bit drunk but i ended up being very drunk

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its already amazing that a cat can use the computer but it's astonishing that it made no typos while being very drunk

took me a while to write it

how does it work? do you need to move around to use all the keys or can you reach them all standing in the same place?

Drink plenty of water user, sober up.

excuse me but could you tell me what the fuck my cat wants when he stands at a door and screams at me but wont go inside when i open it

i just got the joke. i didnt see the word cat initially. sorry to break the character.

food/drink/go outside

affection and pets or food

i think ill take another shot

cheers, i'll drink to that

dont pour it into the wrong orifice

nah dude im not into buttchugging

is it a bit sad to get drunk alone?

nah man being doing that since I was 18

i mean by r9k standards it isnt but ny regular standards it is a bit i think

Sometimes it's nice to just down some booze alone and think on things

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if you drink to think you don't drink enough

m8 im not thinking at thuis point

alcohol is nasty and hard to drink so I don't drink very often. the part I like about being drunk is when it's hard to remember what I'm doing. when I think about my life and my future I get sad.

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yeah its generally better not to drink anywyay. but if youre already drinking you should go al the way

i no longer wish to be drunk
good night

Get drunkier so it cancels each other or somthing.