Why am I not having my pussy eaten out right now?

Why am I not having my pussy eaten out right now?

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you got a weird nose

Probably looks like a hastily packed suitcase.

because your pants are on

Who eats pussy? I don't want AIDS and neither does the next guy. Sex should be limited to missionary position, it is a dirty thing and only meant for reproduction

Find yourself a lesbian

>discord gf wants to meet up and fuck
>i sound exactly like someone who she listens to
>she masturbates when she listens to this guy
>she asks me to tell her certain things
>usually just wants to hear me say her name and tell her that i love her or that shes a dirty slut
>talking to her makes her really horny
>she sends pictures of her pussy daily while we talk
>in the pictures shes visibly aroused
>wants me to cum balls deep in her pussy
>wants me to eat her out and fuck her ass
>she wants to gag on my cock
>says she will do anything for me
>tells me how much she loves me and how often she thinks about me
>talked today about how she went to a mental hospital
>told me that shes killing herself after the next guy dumps her
>im that next guy
guys
did i fuck up

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is that a clit bulge

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>crazy bitch will fuck you and then tie up all the loose ends her self.
nah user you got lucky

Fuck Lily, I'd eat the shit out of you. You live in LA, right? Let's meet up at a hotel tomorrow. I'm dead serious. I'd drink the shit out of your pussy juice. Tongue up your ass and everything.

cause you are a tranny?

>Why am I not having my pussy eaten out right now?
because you aren't my gf

What the fuck are your nostrils

its just a girl with bpd, she doesn't mean anything she says and she doesn't really love you. when you are no longer in favor with her, it will be like you never existed to her

Nowwnoww marsha

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Cause you havent asked and said "I am serious"

Lily, please, gimme a good taste of that pussy of yours. Straight up use mouth as your piss toilet.

Post pussythen

Cuz you ugly lmao wtf is up with your nostrils girl

I wanna see that pussy, Lily. I wanna see your most treasured asset. Show it to me.

Don't listen to these assholes, you're cute as hell. I'd love to eat your pussy.

Ikfr

first time on Jow Forums is this a normal reply?

humm, you are beatiful, show those suculent breeders to us

Because you don't live in my fucking city
Not even that cute but I don't give a shit
I just fucking live eating pussy
If I became a woman I'd do porn to suck the amount of dick I would require to sustain my life but alas
I am a man and porn has enough pussy eaters

No this is a blind horny dumbass wanting to fuck any female they see regardless of how ugly they are.

someone uplouaded a webm of a girl that looks like lily mo, but she's got a ton of piercings, looks just like lily. she's, in the webm, sucking on her toes while the camera is pointed directly at pussy. it's under the filename freckles-2 i wonder what she's doing in freckles-1 am i right? eh? if only we could get that guy to post all the webms of her he's got.

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She looks 15 or something, go to bed

she's a 20 year old lesbian, user.

You've got the perfect nose to oink with

Well there's egg on my face. Carry on.

I can meet you in two hours, Lily. Give me the name of the hotel and I'll meet you there. Seriously, when was the last time you had a mouth feasting on your pussy and asshole?

I'd suck the piss out of your piss hole. I'd go down on you for hours until my jaw broke.

I'l make you straight with my sheer size alone

Lily, you don't like dick? That's cool. But you do like your pussy being eaten, don't ya? I can meet you in LA tomorrow. Just give me the name of the hotel and I'll have my mouth permanently attached to your pussy for as long as you want.

and don't look back

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Do you think she likes the music of Tom Petty.

A stroker is $15 and doesn't talk.

ImAgine Da SmEl

because your a dude

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Damn you can't snort drugs i bet

Because I'm not into oral sex. Either way.

Gimme that pussy, Lily. You know you what to, you nasty little girl.

Lily, ever take a piss in someone's mouth? No? Well, I'm giving you that chance to release your golden nectar into my mouth if you give me the name of the hotel.

You don't even have to touch my dick either. Nope. My mouth can be attached to your pussy for as long as you want. We don't even have to introduce ourselves. You can just have your legs open and I'll eat you for as long as you want.

shes just a dumb bitch with daddy issues trying to make sure you dont leave lmao, pump her and dump her DO NOT GET HER PREGNANT she will balloon up and become 250lbs in a few years while keeping the awful personality

youve got no business being here newfaggot. get cancer and leave

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Ooo, I wanna taste you, Lily. I wanna taste you so bad.

Lily, listen to me, I want my mouth to wreak the pungent stench of your pussy for days.

I want people to smell your pussy on my breath.

Lily, please, I'm begging you. Please let my mouth be your designated piss toilet.

Please release your pussy waste directly into my dry thirsty mouth.

this sounds like you're complaining
you're not complaining are you

This and unironically as well

I'm only two hours away, Lily.

Give me the name of the hotel and I'll meet you there tomorrow morning. I'm serious.

All you have to do is lay on your back with your legs open and I'll do all the work.

Lily, I promise to give you at least fifteen orgasms before the day's over.

And if you have to take a piss, then piss in my mouth.

Lily, I wanna look into your eyes as I devour your pungent little girl pussy.

Lily, I wanna suck your ovaries out of your pussy.

Lily, please drain your yellow waste into my mouth.

Lily, I want you to know that our "sex only" relationship will be predicated on one thing: using my mouth as your piss toilet.

I'm only two hours away, baby girl. I know you're desperate to have a mouth sucking on your pretty little girl pussy. Let my mouth be your stress reliever.

*inhales*
*exhales*
*cums in pants*

Are you touching yourself, Lily?

Are you wet?

Are you gushing yellow piss from your bald pussy right now?

Tisk tisk

You know, Lily, you're doing yourself a disservice by letting all that delicious pussy cum go to waste. I mean, if there's no one there to drink it all up, then what's the point, right?

The more you know.

Lily, please let me gargle your piss.

I can tell you r9k is a shithole, go to another board to avoid being forcefully taken into HRT

How about you stick your whole fucking head in my yeast fucking vag and breath the cheesy pheromones, well I stroke your cock. After I can ride your cock and shit on it as punishment.

because you have a masculine penis?

You sound gay user

>Why am I not having my pussy ate
Probably because you are Male

how did kate manage to raise such a pure and wholesome girl in hollywood?

OH fuck yeah baby! Now you're talking.

Let's meet up, Lily. I'm only two hours away. I wanna live in your pussy. Please, let me live in there. Lily, in need you. I need you so fucking bad.

Fuck...

Lily, you have no fucking idea how horny I am rn.

I wanna see you, Lily. I wanna see you tomorrow and eat up all your pungent rotting pussy cheese.