"still no girlfriend, user?"

>"still no girlfriend, user?"
be smooth

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She needs bigger tits originally

why are you always standing on this corner, roastie

I normally wouldn't even know a woman this attractive, so at least one acknowledges my existence.

>is that an offer?
i don't know any girls at all in real life.

>Still no forehead reduction, skank?

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Yep, I was waiting to meet you.

Still no tits, Stacy?

bitch got a five head, little to no boobies and not even toned legs. Shame

You are correct, I have a job to focus on hence the lack of one. Sorry to disappoint once more.

Still flatter then then the North African intelligence curve?

I'd just look at her like she's a freak and walk away.

not need one, I'm too busy with my career

what would be the proper response here? i would just say "no"

Uhh nooo
Drop spaghetti
Turn 360 degrees
Get on the floor
Walk the dinosaur

shut up cunt go whore for likes on instagram you manky bitch

Who asked you? Mind your own business.

I find that girl super, super cute. She's basically a 10 to me. The smoothest thing I think you can say in this situation is something like but in the presence of that girl I'd probably fuck it up.

Yeah, they still haven't found a rope strong enough to tie me down.

>no lol hbu

>still no foreskin reduction, shekelstein

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Nope, I prefer to masturbate to cartoon porn on an hourly basis.

Not yet....
Unless you're willing to change that ;:^)

Yep, still no girlfriend.

>shut the fuck up!
>*violently kick her shin*
>fucking bitch
>*storm off*

I already told you, begone thot

cute 6head

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"You know it you smug condescending bitch!" *finger guns*

Give me 10 minutes and you'll be wrong

Someone call Mike Ma we got a code 3

"Hard to find a good girl."
Depends on her response you follow up with "Wanna grab a coffee sometime?"

Also I am into smaller tits and it's amazing when a girl shyly asks you "aren't they too small?" and when you tell her she is beautiful and see that blushing smile you know you are in for a ride.

she could grow bigger tits if she thought hard enough about it

hikanee!

>wearing only denim
No thank you, I don't prefer trailor trash girls.

no, let me smell your pussy

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i'll show you smooth
*unzips*

>Yeah, I guess not huh
I'm too autistic to lie when I get surprised