Any other femanons kinda want a real penis to have fun with but don't wanna deal with the drama or needs of the guy...

> Tfw no big tiddy gf who likes to milk my pee-pee

Uncut and in America, girls have always been weirded out. Not by mine that is, khv, but in general girls in the US seem to not like it. Oh well, I'm not going to cut myself for it.

From what I've seen and heard the only girls who think it's weird or gross are the ones who have never tried it and don't have an original thought in their brain. They're just going with the herd.

Well it's not like any fembot wants to play with it anyway so it doesn't matter.

Yeah but at least you can jerk off properly.

No. Reverse this and you have a situation where a guy only wants a pussy to play with and doesn't care about the girl, which sounds awful and disgusting. Same here. A penis is not a toy and you can't play with people's parts, it's degeneracy.

Part me me understands this. But guys are so needy it can be annoying. A guy who simply allows himself to be milked and expects nothing more is my dream.

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where do I sign up
notoriginal

Where you is at

Take my cummies

>But guys are so needy it can be annoying
you are obviously basing your opinion on r9k or irl incels and beta faggots, most guys just want to fuck and thats all

Penis size? Uncut?

Woman? Vagina?

6 inches, uncut. thicker than the toilet roll

Larp as a girl because treatment is too expensive

Isn't that just a friend with benefits? Sounds pretty nice actually.

Ideally i want 20cm with the ball sack being on the tighter side.

My balls are pretty big and loose but yea not 8 inches. Thats like the top 5% of dick length so good luck

i think around 20 cm and yeah, im not murridumb

tightness often depends on temperature and sometimes how hot to trot they are

I've got that, though the jews got to me, unfortunately. Fuck I'm mad.

21cm uncut here, youre never gonna get what you want lmao

Fuck, why do you get to have foreskin?

>using metric instead of imperial
take a guess

I'm the opposite. I wish my bf of 6 years didn't have a penis. I've never really liked dick. Dicks make me feel so pressured and annoyed and also they smell. Also penetration doesn't even feel good to me, even alone with a small dildo and a vibrator it just sucks. I only like oral and hate when the dick gets involved. I wish he had a vagina and was a woman instead. I hate my life

haha you're gay you fag

dunno man, my country is just as cucked over by jewish elites as the US but at least circumcision isnt normal over here. legit feel so bad for americabros that have that shit done to them

>subtle circumcision thread
why do we need to have so many of these

I don't feel bad for them. More than once they tried to flip the tables and act like I was the gross one for not having a mutilated dick.

All i want is a "bf" that i can take to family gatherings, wont have to talk to or deal with emotional stuff, and i can use his dick when ever i want

I dont think thats unreasonable

This is called a friends with benefits relationship.

Yes it is. But where do i sign up?

cut them some slack bro theyre probably traumatised by it for life and just say that shit as a coping mechanism

Well yeah, because that's what we're told to placate us and make it seem like we didn't just get mutilated against our wills. That's where the "it makes it look bigger!" meme came from.

>where a guy only wants a pussy to play with and doesn't care about the girl, which sounds awful and disgusting.
>get eaten out or rubbed off all day without having to speak a word with the boy
H-haha yeah, awful and disgusting user

I don't want to be gay though
Feels bad man
If I would be with any man it'd be my bf but idk anymore

fuck a broad see what happens

>I don't wanna be gay I just wish my bf was a girl with a nice juicy vagoo
Just admit it homo

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Your bf is probably crap. Dicks shouldn't smell so long as you wash them regularly. He also probably doesn't bother to pleasure you during sex, only himself.

If the physical aspect gets you off, and not the emotional connection alongside it, then you're just a roastie desu.

What if I'm emotionally attracted to getting apathetic cunnilingus anytime I want

Roastie desu.

Originally.

>no touching from him
You deserve rape

Well I know who's not gonna be my pussy slave

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>I just want to play with a cock without any other factors coming with it
You mean getting pregnant, the entire point of sex?

21.5cm here, but I'm black so just a fair warning.

8.5, cut orig

Then you're a woman of superior taste.
>tfw no casual pleasure exchange arrangement