/britfeel/

>my areas a bigger shithole than your area
Don't be such a child lad. I live in a shithole too I just don't make diva posts about it. Flapping your lips like you live in Detroit.

whats all this about then ladd

Scoffed all this might have a wee nap or roll tonights joint and watch Legion.
>bbc 3 is still a thing
wtf

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Most of me bloody zoo photos are too big!

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found a thread for amer

Looks like a cheeky lad. Can picture him putting whoopey cushions under his wife's seat when they had guests over.

>secret world
>most incels self identify and post publicly about incel related things

2nd Lord Lucan Pic of the Day

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nice. love a spot o otters
save them till you're back

Well said, Mohammed.

That's not an exit guide thread

Not a paki, just a Jow Forumsack

Completely agreed brothers.

There's more overlap than you'd imagine, as demonstrated here.

You know you could just talk to your kid about what they learned in school that day and give your own input

Fucking hell, I know that guy in the doorway

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>Not a paki, just a spacker
Thanks for clearing that up lad.

if you kid falls for the homosexuality meme you're a shitty parent to begin with

Britfeel isn't an incel community. Also, if you're not a mong it's easy to avoid fights.

finished Stranger Things. Batchelors mac & cheese was disappointing, I remember it tasting better but this was years ago so maybe the recipe changed

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Building a homegym, what would you have in it?
>squat rack
>bench
>barbell & weights
>punching bag

assuming you have a lot of money and space?

All of that except punch bag, plus two dumbbells for shit like hammer curl, one arm bent over row etc

Yeah but nothing insane like smiths machines or leg presses.

Today I woke up at 1pm on my day off after doing hard labour for yet another week. I decided to go to the massage parlour.

When I walked in the short, big headed chinese lady who runs the desk answered my opening of the door with a smile and asked me how long i'd like to stay. I said half an hour and gave her 30.

I walked down the corridor as she lead me to her room and when she opened the door, she started laughing and yelling at chinese. The cute former student was having a nap on the massage bed, duvet and all. She hurridly grabbed her stuff and ran out, looking equal parts bemused and exasperated.

When they left, I stripped. As I stripped I heard her call my masseuse multiple times. Her name was Natasha. I was excited because usually they only employ asian women and I had previously seen a beautiful European woman working there but hadn't had the chance to run into her.

I placed myself on the table, face down and waited. She came in, said hello, asked me what my name was then started rubbing my back, stopping intermittently.

"You have blackheads. Can I take them out?"
I replied with the affirmative as I was exhausted and didn't care what she did. She dug her nails in and replied, her voice dripping with the satisfaction of the grotesquely minded that she loved popping spots and removing blackheads.

We spoke more because she requested we do so. She told me she was hungover and had two beers already this morning because she was an alcoholic but was still susceptible to hangovers which, in her mind was "pathetic".

She told me she loves her job because she meets new people all the time and has power over men. If they're rude to her, she gives them pain. "I'm a sadist!" she said jokingly, with the confidence that the honest frame their jokes in.

Sadist was pronounced sah-dist in the construction of her linguistics.

When I turned over, she laughed and said I really was tired.

Which zoo did you go to

kek nice joke

>punching bag
abit arrogant

*comes into the thread with youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ blasting out of his phone*
NOSH PIT
get in here ladies

kek when you said hammer curl i thought of hammer throw straight away and imagined user trying to do that inside his house

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That's all you need minus a punching bag (unless you're actually into boxing) plus two dumbells

Stop blog posting yer boring cunt

Where my /pizzabois/ at

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>squat rack
>bench with leg press
>barbell & weights
>punching bag
>power tower
>kettlebells

get sum dumb bells

She studied my face some more after drinking in the shadows that lived under my eyes as my eyelids struggled to remove their canopic function due to the stress caused by my sleep debt.

She said I was handsome and would do very well if I went to the ukraine. The women there would love me she said. I asked her if she had any friends she could set me up with and she said she did not as she hadn't been back to the ukraine for five years.

She begun to fondle my genetila. I groped her bum and told her she was beautiful with an amazing body. She laughed. "I'm a lucky bitch!"

I groped her huge tits that were hidden by a zipped up jacket and she removed my hand and said she wasn't going to let me go there, even though I offered her more money. She told me that only a few times a month does she do happy endings because "women are crazy throughout the months" which I couldn't decipher nor translate.

I came.

I left.

That's all well and all, but how was the handy?

Yeah fascinating mate *pretends to have received a phone call and moves two seats down*

At home I just need dumbells and kettlebells. I prefer unilateral exercises unless a big weight because my body is naturally assymetrical.

>power tower
Had to google that, never even heard of it. Been doing weighted dips and pull ups on them recently, feels good

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For me? It's taking advantage of mentally ill homeless women.

>wake up at 8pm
>always expect disappointment from my mum
>she greats me as cheerfully as ever

*rings you during your "phonecall" to prove it's faked*

One of my colleagues was whinging about Hitler today and I got quite defensive of him. The normie, or perhaps (((normie))) claimed that Hitler intentionally scammed people with the Volkswagen saving scheme, but I pointed out it wasn't an intentional scam, but that WW2 happened and resources has to be temporarily diverted for the war effort, as happened with factories here

they're great but they take up a lot of space, the park across my house has two.
I feel like big beastie boy when using it because people always gawk at me when I use it.

REEEEEEEE PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE

Alright ya big jessie? Fancy a blowie form big Myrtle, do ya? Ya big bloody fag!

You thought about adding a poo hammock?

Good lad, someone had to stand up for Hitler for once, the guy needs a break

I'd love to do diarrhoea in a wee cup and let it settle in the fridge, add some nice ingredients to take the smell away and then SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT! WAHEY!

Just spent 50 quid on magic the gathering cards and didn't even get the sleeves which was the reason i went on the website.
Poley's having a bad influence on me.

90s simpsons is literally the best tv show of all time. It is absolutely genius

Wasn't the porn ban meant to come into effect today?

Been stockpiling a bunch of vids from my favourite pornstars anyway, just to be safe. It's actually quite comfy.

Feel pretty shit. Wish she'd just leave me alone desu

I do pull ups in the park. Trying to work toward 1 arm ones.

absolutely genious lid

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No. The entire thing was blown out of proportion by retarded e-celebs trying to make money from retards who watch them

She must be in a good mood from the shag I gave her haha

If you have enough space think about a cable machiene

Oh well, I have my stockpile now so it matters not.

i like this picture. an edit of yer own?. some recipes get changed, could be less salt, more blandness.
what's next on yer watch list?

>full sized power rack
>barbell
>dumbbells
>plates
>rowing machine

Just get a lifting belt and do weighted ones, one arm pull ups feel a bit gimmicky to me.

oh shit also kettlebells

youtube.com/watch?v=YIA3EaEp3BE&t244s

When I come back from holiday straight on a diet. Any ideas for what to eat day to day, lads? I'd like to eat the same thing every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm not huge into salads and I love me meat. Like rice and beans and stuff and the vegetables I like are carrots, peas, potatoes and onions. Bit of a maverick, me.

I had all my faves downloaded at one point. It was like having my own private harem.

We forgot to tell the EU so can't bring the law into effect, Minister apologies to Parliament today for the fuck up

Thanks lad, yeah I took it near Glastonbury. I'm thinking either that new Refn one, Too Old To Die Young, or Ash vs Evil Dead. Or even maybe rewatch Twin Peaks S3 cause I got a weird urge to rewatch it

I cant do two armed ones without it disproportionately stressimg mt right arm

Same, until one day I accidentally wiped by HDD and lost the whole lot. Made me realise that actually having the creme de la creme of porn instantly accessible on my PC was pretty bad from a psychological aspect and was probably doing more harm than good

Hitler was pretty based desu

I've seen every episode of Pawn Stars. Love the Harrison family, me. Chum Lee is BASED!

if he was so based why did he lose?

bet he'd be in favour of 16 yr old gfs for everyone

Who did it better? BBC or Sara Gardephe?

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I want to rail that psycho in the red dress at 4:00 PHWOAR

Yeah the whole lot is bad for you. It creeps into your brain and fucks around with it when you're unaware.

>love bums
>hate bumholes

that's the bit i was trying to do the ole time thingy with. hilarious isn't it. been watching these all day, right laugh

A philosophers' conundrum for the ages

capervicus

tonights runtslop
chicken burger and chips

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just manhandled my dog a bit and yelled at him because I thought he stepped on poo and climbed on my bed, turned out there was no poo and now he's avoiding me despite me giving him a big cuddle after and trying to feed him peanut butter

Remember when pornstar Tommy Gunn was in Pawn Stars selling his zombie survival fan which was also featured on Louis Theroux's documentary Twilight of the Porn Stars?

timestamp? #t=4m at the end of the link for future reference. not a fan of this 'feminist libtard DESTROYED' shit but that wasn't such a bad video

He probably unironically was

feel like shit. Highlight of today will be the sip I've got chilling in the fridge

(((age of consent law)))

Don't worry lad, your doggo will forgive you eventually

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addendum: and pudding

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