23 years old

>23 years old
>memed myself into an useless degree
>live with my parents in a small, shitty town
>kissless virgin
>there are only supermarkets and convenience stores in here
>can't even get a job in any of them
How the fuck did I get to this point? I swear yesterday I was a happy kid exited about going to college.

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>exited about going to college
???

You probably weren't very ambitious, didn't plan properly or have any goals, and nobody cared enough about you to set you straight.

It's okay, it's very common.

I meant "excited"

>It's okay, it's very common.
That's a very depressing statement

>graduated with meme degree
>spent two years working in nightshift supermarket
>offered me team leader role and eventually manager role
>turn down both cos job was comfier without the responsibility
>just put shit on a shelf while spending 12 hours listening to podcasts/talks/exploring different genre of musics while getting paid pretty well
>only worked 3 nights so spent rest of the week doing what i want
>the weekend where i blew through david bowies discography or the beetles, zoning out where i was and barely talking to my coworkers living in a dream state
>got a new graduate job with a lot more responsbility and honestly not a lot more money but it sounds better than nightshift shelf stacker nibba
>hours are okay, but monday to friday instead of 3 nights; every day is a cycle of driving to work/talking to people i cant connect with, having to focus constantly as I work with microbes that could kill me


ngl lads, i miss the nightshift, the hours where i didnt have to talk to anyone, i miss the three years of university where i could study and chill the fuck out in a library or my room, i miss the freedom i had while going to school, not a care in the world.

fuck I just miss not having shit to do, who the fuck wants to work 5 days of their lives until they're a old fuck.

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Sounds a lot like me except Im still in the no responsibility wagecuck stage. Do nothing but work and space out listening to music. Have a bunch of money saved up since I live at home and don't do anything. Told myself if I pass 3 exams this year Id go back and finish uni next fall (1.5 years left probably), but I don't know if I actually want to do that or if Im just saying that so people think I have goals and get off my back.

Can I ask what the degrees were?


I want to end up a failure too.

Fucking hell are you me? I too am a 23 year old virgin who remembers like it was yesterday the day I left for university. I knew within the first few days of freshers I would suffer but I had no idea I'd leave the institution three years later having made no friends and zero romantic progression. I also came out with a useless degree but fortunately I got a good grade and the uni was decent.

No degree is useless user. You just can't have zero fucking work experience and expect a job just because you got a piece of paper that says you know how to write good. A degree shows that you have dedication and at least some intelligence which will both help you in interviews and the hiring process. Again, you cannot have zero work experience. So you need to go work a shit job for a year or two and maybe move up or move on. Welcome to adulthood. It's a never ending grind.

t. I worked part time during my whole degree and I got a decent job straight out of university with a bachelor's of history.

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At least you got good grades. I can't even concentrate for that.

I am and my degree was English lit

my fellow 23 year olds with useless degrees. I made no friends in uni too.

>turn 23 last month
>told myself when i was 18 id only go to college if i can get promoted at any job
>...
>4 years of unemployment later playing last gen video games to pass time
ive given up. everyone i know got a car and job offer from their parents. my own dad cant be bothered to help me. he's a stupid cunt and shouldnt have had kids if he wont raise them

There's something about the big 23 that causes especial despair. It's only one year after 22 but I feel ten times worse now given my virginity and social ineptitude. Is this my new reality? Does suffering become exponential past a certain age?

this guy get's it. it's a bullshit system we have to go through, but that's the way it is bro.

i got one more shot. i'm moving out to a college to get a 2 year diploma in an area that has lots of jobs. hopefully i can lose my virginity too since i never moved out during my first shot at uni which was near my house.

Make sure you say yes to everything. Use your bedroom as a bed and nothing more, get out and socialise as much as possible in your first few weeks at least

>realised how hard, shitty and pointless life is

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I turned 23 last month too. I feel shit. It's taken me 5 years to get a meme History degree (although I'm just going to lie on my cv anyway), and I'm already starting to think about the decisions I could have made, the money I could be earning now if I did this or that.

For the first time in my life I've realised I haven't got all the time in the world anymore, and all the things I'd say I'd do one day I actually have to start doing now. I'm moving out as soon as I get a grad job though, I just hope it isn't that hard

im gonna join the basketball team to make some friends even though i haven't played competitively since high school. fuck my cardio is shit now.
>tfw took me 5 years for a political science degree
Promise me user...promise me we won't be posting in the 25+ general 2 years from now...

>tfw 26
origi

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>Promise me user...promise me we won't be posting in the 25+ general 2 years from now...

I lurk those threads already

True facts that shit happened to me

>I lurk those threads already
me too

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what degree? also why didn't you pursue a phd?