I've been getting drunk and high masturbating all weekend

I'm getting fitter and fitter every day, it won't be to long before people repost lewd pictures of me
feels good

c-can you please post more please?

post more of what?
lllIII

material of you...any material pls

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>Are you actually a girl (female(woman(xx))) and not a tranny?
No, I'm a boy (male(man(xy))) and not a tranny.
>If yes, what could make your temperature rise?
I don't know. Male bodies are just really, really appealing to me.
>It seems like some girls have started getting really physical with touching even my butt, and other dumb little things, with me at work, but thanks to autism, i don't really know how to respond, specially since they are mostly normie girls,
Flirt back! Joke around with them. Test the waters, see how far they go. Mirror their behavior.
>What do you think?
I think you should try to be more outgoing. Give a wink every now and then. Smile in their direction. Don't grab their tits though. They don't like that very much.

yeah ok, I'm 6'2 but still a recovering skelly basically

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this is nice. this is a nice body.
skellies get too much hate. bony bodies are attractive too.

I dont do drugs, but I masturbate

thanks, I've gained a fair bit of weight recently which is good

how do I get this body, please send me diet and exercise tips, you are literally the "goals" type of picture I was looking for (don't worry, I don't save ths type of pic on my computer, I won't do anything creepy juts want useful tips)

that's ok, I don't really mind if you save it. Basically I started as a skeleton, I wasn't technically underweight but I was very close. I do a 3 day split, chest/back, shoulder/arms, legs, but it's more common for people to do chest/shoulders, back/arms, legs. The differences are pretty small. I can give you more details on the routine if you like, I also use an ab roller every couple of days.
My diet is pretty shit, I eat a fair bit of fast food and pizza, the most important thing about diet is eating enough calories, and eating enough protein. Protein powder is really helpful for getting enough, creatine is a good supplement too, but I'm not really sure how much difference it makes

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thanks, will take notes
and I mean it, I don't do this kind of thing lol. also did you scratch your penis out of the picture in a way that make you seem hung? xd
I don't really go to the gym so all "exercises" I do are at hp,e, like squats, push ups and punching "stuff"
If I could just get my waist in a similar shape to yours I'll consider my goals successfull. I don't want to be beefy. I win at the food intake tho, but you're probably younger than me (24) so you don't have to bother with getting belly fat. I used to eat just as bad, It only started happening recently

I don't have the original for that picture, here's the uncensored first one
You really should go to the gym for it, the routine I do is basically an arnold split, which is similar to a PPL

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don't do that I'm almost 5 weeks off masturbation ):
Are you south american? I'm saying it because of your foreskin lol. I don't wanna go to the gym, I guess I'll just do these small exercises and cardio and hope I get a good shape

canadian actually
5 weeks nofap sounds like a lot

Damn, what the fuck. That dick is huge. I'm officially mirin and feeling insecure at the same time. Not sure how I'm supposed to compete with this shit... fuck my life up

JUST

oh also I've been doing resistance band stuff for my lower body at home as well, it's pretty good if you don't want to go to the gym

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I'm retarded. since I fell in love with this guy a few months ago I'm trying not to masturbate anymore. the last time I broke this vow I used drawings from /y/ and spent a whole day with guilt lmfao
that said, just this conversation I had with you trying to ask for tips and contain my dick from making the smallest move inside my pants will be enough to keep me awake at night facing a crisis

alright thanks for all the tips I'll be sure to implement them in the next days
closing this tab now, goodbye

You can stop posting your body now, I'm not gay and you're making me envious

OK now post hole please

Uh I'll see what I have when I get home, it'll be about 35-40 minutes

well I'm back, if anyone still wants to chat or whatever

idk why, but skinny bois with thiccc butts are hot af. good job user. you win the genetic lottery for your body. hopefully youre not a butterface.

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hole please...now thanks.

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yeah my face is fine, I don't post it in the same place as my nudes though
I only have a hairy one of the hole directly, I could take a new picture if you'd prefer, I shaved this morning

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Can we compare dicks while we're here?

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can i worship it pls? do you accept femanons pls
ill try and swallow that thing whole

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>I could take a new picture if you'd prefer
that'd be great

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>I only have a hairy one of the hole directly, I could take a new picture if you'd prefer, I shaved this morning
why_not_both.gif

here's the best I have hairless at this point
I'm bi, so yes please
that'll be next
I think it's a better picture honestly

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fuck me, that's pretty

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this for you
is there anything else you'd like to see?

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insertion of a toy of your choosing.

Push a raw egg into your asshole. No, it won't break. Eggs are surprisingly strong.
Post results. Preferably a pic of you 'laying an egg' while lying on your back with your legs up.

ahhhh god help me. i wish i could take that beautiful cock. you're very very blessed.
let me worship you pls

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I don't think I could fit a raw egg
I can do that in a while, I'll clean myself out a little first
I'd love to give you a taste of it

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ever thought about doing chaturbate shows? you could be pretty successful at it.

yeah I have, I think I might have an account actually. I've never had the right living situations to do it though, maybe I can in the fall

>I can do that in a while, I'll clean myself out a little first
cool. also, can you post the toy you'll be using beforehand?

here you go
it'll just be a few minutes, the only bathroom in my house is in use

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meh, I don't like the lighting there, this is better

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i'd literally do anything you wanted me to do, just because that cock deserves to be worshipped. hands down, or up, or behind my back - whatever.

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haha be careful offering yourself fully to someone, who knows what they might do

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here's your insertion, I ended up making a little video

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that's the fun part, duh.

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holy hell, wasn't expecting a webm.
please tell me you can cum from anal

for me, certainly. What if I was some lunatic who kidnapped you and locked you in my basement?

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I can almost, I need just a little of stimulation on my penis, rubbing it on the chair, or between my legs is enough usually

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Only if you do naughty things to me, and make me beg for you to cum on me in exchange for sustenance, and called me a good girl while you violated my holes.

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absolutely. I might even let you warm my bed after a while, so long as you promised to wake me up every morning with your mouth on my cock

that's a cumshot I wanna see so bad

I'd diligently try to get my tongue to reach your balls every time. just don't mind me crying a little as I gag on it. i'll be a good girl, i promise

that's good, I bet you'd be a good girl for me. If not, I might have to blindfold you and put you in handcuffs to make sure you don't forget what you're here for
that's probably not going to happen tonight, if it does I won't be recording by then
I have another few videos coming up though

>I have another few videos coming up though
keep em coming

here's some more butt stuff anyway

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As long as you use your cock to slap my face if I don't comply, I'll always remember what I'm here for. Better make em extra tight tho, just in case I try to wriggle out to grab those beautiful balls too

oh they'll certainly be tight enough, couldn't have you using your hands when you have nice wet holes to use. I'll slap you with my cock if you try to escape, wipe my precum on your forehead, and maybe dangle my balls on your lips to watch you squirm to get at them

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>the way it just plunges in so easily

how do you Iike this one?

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this one's my favorite so far

now how about this?

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Sat around at home and got bitched at majorly by my bpd friend I live with.

thanks for the hot fap, user. you're the best.
if i had bitcoin, i'd send you 4.

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haha I wish someone sent me 4 bitcoin

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this one's better. or not. i can't decide.
everything you do is amazing

well here's something to make the choice harder

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