/britfeel/

also a stalker and signature poster

no I didn't get the internet or a computer till I was 13

glad I know what it feels like to not be constantly hooked up to every other person on the planet.

>Anyone else raised themselves entirely on the Internet?
i've spent several hours a day on the internet since i was about 10 (i'm 18 now)

>stalker
>check the archive only once everyday

oh my god what a stalker

A new chapter
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-gimp-suit-terrorising-town-18334015

you motherfuckers don't even drink water

i think you'll find that i drink water all the time

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I have a glass of water on my bed side table right now.

>tfw buried my dick in crazy and now life is a rollercoaster

Should I get off this ride lads?

Read an article today on Daily Mail about women in their 30s who have great sex lives and have morning sex with their partners every morning etc

Makes me want to kill myself

>cute greasy bangable girls always work there
>I mistake their stellar customer service for affection
I bet their pussies taste like mcd's fries

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>Having a really nice dream
>Alarm goes off and I wake up
>Look at the time
>4 in the morning
>Alarm was part of the dream and woke me up
>mfw

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I only drink your mum's titty milk

>only posts here to harass some prisongay scot daddy who's told him to fuck off multiple times
>doesnt even live in europe never mind the uk

I drink it after exercising or if I take an orange piss

most liquids have water in it pal

suicide pact but once she kills herself you just nut on her and leave the scene

I've been drinking water for the past 3 days. Not fizzy drinks and only 1 pint og beer.
Will see how long it lasts.

good lads
drink more water

Good luck lad. Get us a big mac meal please.

>there are people who drink boring flavourless water instead of fizzy drinks and beer

if you fail this interview you have no chance of ever making it user

Almost completely, yep. I remember using CompuServe as my first ISP.

I live in a hard water area, so my tap water is quite tasty.

Pretty much. I'm 24 and have been glued to a computer screen almost all the time since I was 8 or 9 and discovered neopets then runescape.

Does anyone use Snapchat anymore?

>making up fake flavours

water shills are pathetic

only like 95% of the population, user

so basically fucking everyone

You act like drinking water is a crime.

for me its filtered council pop

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can someone who knows about working out tell me if this looks like a good thing to get started with?

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>he drinks boring juice

other stuff has water in it just less because theres more nice stuff like alcohol and sugar so drink like twice as much beer to water and you'll be fine but its nicer

Well, count me among the 5%

sparkling water is for nonces

if you want to wean yourself off coke, get some bottled water and stick it in the fridge. stop buying coke, and let yourself get really thirsty. wait until you're about to fuckin pass out from dehydration.
you'll enjoy that cold drink of water like your life depends on it. yw

post weight and teef

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probably best to go to Jow Forums you mong

this is the gayest Jow Forums list I have seen

looks something batman or a ninja would do

if you even try mentioning body weight exercises on Jow Forums they REE you out for not going to the gym

>neopets
love neopets
simple as

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>a long ass list of bodyweight isolation exercises
Just go to the gym and do compound lifts.

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Bottled water is the liquid jew. It has less regulations than tap, tastes no better than tap, is bad for the environment and costs money while tap is essentially free

Remember that Dasani bottled water which was literally just the same as tap water, it had to cease sales in the UK because its' publicity was dogshit after being readily compared to the episode of Only Fools where Del Boy did the same thing.

>go to the gym
how much of a normie do you take me for?

where can I find decent but low priced computer parts? is it just ebay and amazon

i live where the best voted tap water in the country is and it tasted like shit. bottled water tastes of fuck all which is what i needed
i dont buy it anymore though i've got a filter bottle

The gym is the home of social retards. it's a bunch of robots in there

Also check Scan and Ebuyer.

Scan. It even has a royal seal of approval

>The gym is the home of social retards. it's a bunch of robots in there
Is the biggest lie I've ever seen on my computer screen.

If you're worried about looking like new meat for the big buff gymfags then get some dumbells and shit then become a shutin Jow Forumsbrah

especially if you go at night. There's like 5 robots lifting in their own little corner. Pretty comfy tbhwu

this is just not true
at least 60% of the gym is groups of deanos standing around curling together

I properly hate benders lads. Not home of phobic, just don't like 'em.

>he wont go to the gym because of the people there
just stop trying to make it boys. You've failed already

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kek

oringnalalala

Ebin do you still think posters are coming to kill you?

Why do you assume he's currently posting in the thread?

>A woman has been killed after falling from the ninth floor of a block of flats in Russia while having sex - but her partner survived after landing on top of her
>Witnesses told local media that the partially clothed man then got up and went back to rejoin the party
>rejoin the party

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so this is the power of NEET hours.... nice thread boys.

went on a bike ride yesterday and the day before, woke up today and feel like my entire body has seized up, this is the price to pay of getting Jow Forums though

Buy some dumbells and a barbell if you will not go the gym
Body weight is an absolute meme, the strength and size you get from it is terrible when compared to lifting.

He is definitely here. He talks about the gym, it's obvious if you read his blog.

>unironically reading any of these twats blogs

Lmao

Just booked my collect by car, shop for tomorrow. Paying some wagie a cool one pound to gather my shopping. Don't spend it all at once!

Spelling aside, who was in the wrong here?

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The answer is always "Crona was in the wrong". Leaving out a dirty frying pan for 2 days is pretty vile in a shared space.

scan.co.uk/products/intel-core-i5-9400f-s-1151-coffee-lake-refresh-6-core-6-thread-29ghz-41ghz-turbo-9mb-cache-65w-cpu

gamers is this a good deal?

Stfu ebin is a britfeel og and he is trying to turn his life around

poo picking tranny lover

The note could have been left for any reason. Definitely whoever received it for jumping to conclusions and overreacting.

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Funny how crona has clearly done a number on you because he called out the the thread a little bit ago

not him but no cares about "og's" these days especially ones with blogs

It's sad that Crona will never ever return. He said he wouldn't after all, his life is in order now, so he will never return for any reason and that is a fact.

Whoever left the pan.
I live with 2 people who are exactly like this and will leave shit out for fucking 3-4 days straight. Absolute pisstake how fucking lazy they are to not set aside 5 (five) minutes to wash up

>mayuri trying to get into tildes knickers

>implying my values are determined by the interest of posters in britfeel
Also, you're probably a newfag. Plenty of people care

T. His old obsessed enemy
You spent so much time sperging out about ebin that you put more time into him than any of his blog followers

*locks the door after it leaves*

Mmm fill my yum bum with your greek cream
*vomits and cums*

think the woman who was interviewing me could sense my autism, but i've probably passed the interview
the oje was piss easy as well

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Tilde stop trying to spur discussion about yourself, you're a grown ass man now. Time to mature.

been here since 2016
pls stop your cancerous personality shitposting

Reckon you could still do a forward roll?

bought 3 packs of chicken legs

gonna feed em raw to me dog

Nah, personalities are a natural part of a consistent general. I like to know what is going on in the lives of some posters and you moaning about it won't make any difference.

never been able to do one and don't care

aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy fatty bum bum bum

>I like to know what is going on in the lives of some posters
thats what the blogs are for

i don't like the feeling of putting my head upside down
also it's because i'm fat

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Yeah and ebin is user now. I originally said I read his blog
You are not making any sense

Pretty much mate, tis the life of some of our generation. To be fair too though, its tought most of us more than yer dad could learn in a life time.

lol sorry user I was just kidding
You're a good guy
Hey everyone, how about a hand for user?