Poor

>poor
>still live at home
>still happy because I have abig dick

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Little dicks will never know this feel.

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yeah, but anyone who uses anime girl avatars is a gay bottom, so it's wasted on you

Is 17cm a big dick aon?

It's probably one of the only things that keeps me going in life. I really feel sorry for dudes with small dicks, it must feel horrible.

me no like this post

Why user? You don't have a small dick do you?

user this isnt fair, you can't just say you have one without showing us!

That would be kinda gay though. I'll pass.

>poor
>still live at home
>virgin
>still happy because I'm tall and white

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cmon user, i wanna see it so i can imagine what it'd be like for it to flop out of your pants and onto my face as i yank your pants down!!

>poor
>still live at home
>virgin
>still happy because I'm tall and white and have a big dick

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please don't mog me in front of my friends like this

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you smug little shit. i'll suck your dick to show you who's boss

h-ha ha, of course not. I mean it doesn't matter anyway because ill never use my dick anyway.

Are you talking about what I said or the fact that my anime girl was infinitely better than yours?
Pic related is an anime girl created by a neural network.

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What you said.
>tfw poor
>still live at home
>virgin
>tall and white
>only a slightly above average dick
it is over for me

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In all seriousness, it's over for you because you frequent this board, not because of the size of your dick.

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>have big dick
>it's twisted and bent and skewed
I can't even enjoy my dick anymore. It's very bad.

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question, has your dick always been this big? Or rather, at what age did your dick reach peak size?

Pics or you have tiny ween

No, I was not born with an 8 inch penis, you mongoloid. It was an inch or two smaller when I was 17 and was done growing by 19 at the latest. Hope this helps.

>have big dick
>even findom i pay to humiliate me admits it
>have never gotten to use it on anyone

yeah it does im just wondering how to grow my penis. It is a little over 6" and I'm sure there is some way to make it 7, and I will find out how.

>have big balls
>I don't even have anything to add I just like having big balls.

There's really not much you can do. It's pretty much all genetics and nutrition during puberty.

This is the real sadness.

Imagine having 24/7 access to a giant cock for your entire life and somehow still not being gay.

I ALSO HAVE A BIG DICK!!!! AAAAAAAA!@!@!@!

post it or you're lying

of COURSE i'm lying!!! CRINGE HAHAHAHAHA

Having big balls is a thoroughly underrated experience.

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>it'll show him when he doesn't even fill up my whole sarcophagus!

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I invite all big dick anons to fuck my ass and mouth

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If only girls(female) were as rapid for big dicks as gays are. I would be so happy.

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Do you pay her for sph? That'd be funny.

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Thankfully no
I wish I could
It always sounded hot af
But I can't bring myself to believe it

Well there's always big dick humiliation, but that's more a hentai thing than real.

No one dislikes a big dick

That's why I said it's mostly a hentai thing. And there are definitely women that would prefer a 6 inch dick over an 8 inch one.

Why do you discord fags always need to shill your garbage?

5 in flaccid, for legal reasons this is a friend and not me so I'm not breaking any rules

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Nobody gives a shit about your gross cut dick.

Cut dicks are way more aesthetic lol

Only if you're an amerilard. The civilized world doesn't mutilate their children.

gotta post your location first faggo

>virgin
But how.

stfu and kys fag

I really wish I had a big dick. I don't think it would bother me so much if I wasn't tall.
girls just assume you're chad chaddington and are packing dick when you're built. its like the worst case of small man syndrome.

A couple of things really,
>super beta personality
>"""cute""" at best, creepy at worst facial features
>I'm in to gfd
Literally no reason to expect I'd have a gf by now once you take all that into account.

That's where I'm at. 13cm circumference though

It's above average but I think some people would make fun of you if you called it big.