You're all a product of a beta father and an overprotective mother

I was only raised by my mom, who divorced my dad after I turned 1.

>spawn of a druggie
You're dumb. You have the dumb genes.

No mother and an abusive father who basically left me to fend for myself.

>alpha chad dad cheats on mom with girls 3 years older than me
i wish

>doesn't teach his son how to be a man
sounds like a beta to me

hey my dad was absolutely fucking alpha!
ended up as an alcoholic hobo though.
mom was a 40 yo virgin failure.
unfortunately courts always prefer single moms.

My dad is a neurotic nebbish but still somehow overbearing
My mom is both depressed and overprotective
aaaAAAAAA

Fucking this.
I'm turning out relatively okay though.

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Does your mom go out banging dudes too?
They should just practice open marriage at that point

>overprotective mother
thats most mothers
no one here has a dad that isnt a deadbeat.

My dad is/was the true definiton of alpha. By the time he was my age he had already accomplished the following:

>got a degree in astronautical engineering(rocket science)
>Piloted F-16s in combat during the Gulf War
>nearly became an astronaut
>fathered 4 children with his virgin wife he wedded when she was 18

I wish some of it would have rubbed off on me but I am as mediocre as they come.

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My dad's a baby boomer dumbass
He's very well off financially however
God help me (in fact all of us) when it's my turn to father a son

And that's the tea.

Originally, what do you think he thinks of you?

My dad never led by example and now I'm turning into the same alcohol as him

He still loves me and we are on good terms, but I think he blames himself a bit for my lack of development. He has apologized to me a few times for moving me around so much when i was a kid. Our family lived in 8 different states before I even graduated HS, so I was never able to put down social roots and was always the new kid at school. I never had any real friends growing up other than extended family members. In addition, he deployed often. He was absent for probably 40-50% of my childhood. My crucial middle school/high school years when a boy needs guidance from his father were right after 9/11, and he was gone more often than not during those years.

Yes and yes.
It's really my dad's fault. He should have been a man and raised me himself. Instead he left me to my mother because he thought SHE would be a better influence. How fucking gay and spineless do you have to be to believe something like that?

>overprotective mother.
this is very accurate
>beta father
More just autistic father than beta

Mad
How much blame do you put on him for your situation?

who is this?
qt as fuk

>beta father
wouldn't know he was dead by the time I was 3 years old
>overprotective mother
very true, I remember in elementary school I told her that I'm going over to a mate's house to hang out and she told me to bring bottled water from home so they don't put something in the water I drink, I was like wtf mom I'm like 9 years old going over to play xbox with my fatass friend

This is somewhat accurate.

Actually my father was the overprotective one, and my mother hated me.

>father was drug addicted chad
>mother was drug addicted stacy
think again kiddo

my dad was a chad and a scholar and all he ever complained about is how I dont talk to enough girls, and why I'm doing terrible in school

My dad was the overprotective one I don't know if he was really a beta he did the normie shit weed, cocaine, drinking, partying he would tell me about how he had sex with hundreds of women I don't know if he was lying to make him self sound cool or what but one time he forgot my brother at school because he was out partying with his friends but he wouldn't even let us climb a chair to see into our neighbors yard because he though we were gonna fall and crack our heads open my mom was also a normie did all that shit except I don't think she ever did cocaine she was a whore didn't have us till 41 and 43 so really my parents are Chad and Stacy which is ironic because my brother literally has autism and I'm a beta KHV

yeah but why did my brother turn into a chad? explain that retard.

I don't think my dad is a beta but he's in the military and was constantly deployed elsewhere.

I've come to terms with that. My sister is smart though, so thankfully she's saved from repeating the cycle.

My Dad was a white Chad who fucked my Black Amazonian mom. I have god like genetics to where I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight, put on mussel easily and keep it, rarely get sick, have a sick Jawbone, all while being 6'3 with coffee cream skin. I'm just anti social

is that emiry chan?

I come on to r9k to have fun not get personally attacked ok

My mother died when I was a 3 and my dad was a drunk who died when I was 13. So wrong on both counts.

Nah, i'm the product of "ausent" fathers because i was 24/7 in my computer, with videogames, anime and porn.

My father was a semi professional boxer, my mother a stacy, my brother is a chad with a stacy gf, and I'm a KHV loser.

ANSWER ME FFS

its emiry chan newfag

Joke's on you, cuck, my father and grandfather are/was alpha and my mother is too. I'm the most alpha of them all.

>overprotective mother
yes, yes, yes, definetely

>beta farther
nah my dad is an alpha chad

i put on muscle really easily too but also fat. im fat now because I stopped playing sports.

Hah, jokes on you OP, my mom left me when I was young.

my father is chad and my mother is extremely distant

except my father wasn't present in my life. Checkmate normie

Ever since I was a kid I've observed how my parents interact with eachother and saw that my dad was extremely passive whenever my mom would bitch or talk shit about him behind his back to me.

I felt bad for my dad and at the same time would get pissed that he wouldn't at least talk shit back. He's a damn saint with the amount of patience he has for shit like that.

The upside is that he actually knows his kids so well meaning we hung out a lot and have good talks about life with each other. I've gotten a lot of good advice from my dad and a bit of mischievous advice too.

Don't forget an adorable little sister whose budding sexuality made you deeply uncomfortable

Just fap to the sounds of her being trained by her bf user.

I really really want to
That's the problem ;_;

I do the same to my little sister, embrace the lewd side user. Makes visitors less annoying and more arousing.

But that's my baby sister
I don't want her getting used by guys like that

my father was ultra chad but he died when i was 6. overprotective mother, yes, also distant. i'm a semi-normie with chad looks but i'm an autistic virgin. i've only been with 3 stacy's who lost all interest in me when they noticed i'm retarded, all of them were ultra hoes but never got to fuck them. since last year i also became a heavy alcoholic so i'm just gonna drink until i fucking die or get a chance to kill myself.

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>My dad never led by example and now I'm turning into the same alcohol as him

Sounds like he did lead by example, actually.

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Unironically how do you become a strong person? I'm weak as fuck (both physically and mentally) and I feel unable to get out of this mire on my own, but at the same time I want to.

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Read Joseph Conrads "Lord Jim", do sport and cut your mindless media consumption.

Yeah, that's pretty spot on for me

Dad was drug dealer, momma was a whore

Im still a fucking weeb loser

I'm a product of the state. My parents were as distant as is physically possible.

my dad is an alpha chad but I got none of his chad genes my mom was overprotective though

you are fucking right

gym and life goals

My mom is overprotective. My dad was not a beta but had extreme mental health issues. My mom also has mental issues too. I couldn't even make it past 3rd grade due to violently lashing out at teachers. I just wish my dad wouldn't have been so crazy.

Write about it.

I think courts just prefer not hobos

Not wrong but you forgot the absent father. Faggot decided to drink himself to death

That's true. How the fuck did you know?

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Not really. I wouldn't like to consider my Dad a beta even though he has had a harder life than I initially really understood and I and a the rest of my family tend to walk all over him, but in general he's accomplished a lot of things given some mental health issues. My Mom was and still can be a bit overprotective, but not to some aspie degree. Besides, a lot of her pedanticness has rubbed off on me in a good way imo.

i have the chad dad and my mom is a mf emotion immune tank so what is wrong with me

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>implying any of my parents cared

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Wrooooooong.
My father was never a factor, and my mother couldn't have given two shits. I'm not even black either!

The fact you used a gif from Hatchiko E Michin is apt. That girl grew up to get duped into being a single mother and was born to a wreck and a conman

you're sort of right, what now?

Raised by my dad who was batshit insane and overcontrolling. My mom died when I was too young to really remember much.

Regardless, people who are lucky enough to be raised by two normal parents don't end up here.

Jokes on you i can't have mommy or daddy issues because i never knew either of mine check mate fag.

FUCKING TRUE GODaMIT FUCk FUCK

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>beta overprotective father
>emotionally unavailable mother who cheated on my dad many times, tried to kill herself when it didn't work out, survived, then made me live with her while she was emotionally abusive for years
you sort of got it right

My mom is fucking autistic and my dad is Chad

Being a narcissistic social retard isn't that bad desu

My father is definitely not a beta, however I just think he didnt take an active enough role in my upbringing. I think he just assumed I would turn out alright.

my dad did coke and went to karate tournaments
stay defeated

why would you spoon feed an undeserving redditor?

>tfw no rocket scientist fighter pilot dad.

>overprotective mother
Sort of. I was so autistic when I began to turn 5. Before that I had 2 or 3 friends. I think it was because of the PS1 my future stepdad bought. Yes I have a stepdad because my dad was an asshole, had a night club and stole our child benefit money. Technology fucked my brain for sure.
>beta father
Yes, he tried but now he's almost 60. He's too tired. Partially my fault even in this one, often refused to go out and do shit with him.

My father wasn't a beta, but my mother was incredibly coddling.

I want to agree but not really, I would classify both and my whole family including me as mediocre. Dad did improve his situation in life but as soon as he got a home he stopped trying, mom works hard for pennies as she couldn't have education.
It's up to me and sis to keep improving but we aren't doing great really.