Ideal Female thread?

this, but the "is a girl" part isn't even necessary desu

>short
>skinny
>round ass
>don't care for chest
>white or asian
>cute face
>hair longer than shoulder lenght, colour can be whatever, same goes for eyes
>submissive
>traditional
>loyal

>black hair, neck length or hip length
>brown, black or hazel eyes
>pale skin or natural tan
>freckles and eyebags optional
>thin and relatively Jow Forums
>smaller tits, plump ass

I don't have a clear idea of what an ideal female would be but that's what I gravitate towards

Imagine being this mentally ill, demented incel. Yikes!

You're gonna die as an incel, manlet

>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin

bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- and, most of all: virgin

>Asian
>wants to be called mommy
Thats it

>white
>american
>18-24 (can be up to 29)
>biological female
>at least 5'2 but can be any height (even taller than me, I'm 6' tall)
>can be skinny or full, but don't be anorexic or fat
>wants to have kids
>switch (can have a personal preference)
>b cups or bigger (ideally d or dd, but not too small or tit-cow status)
>conservative
>is ok with being a stay at home mom

that's all I can think of for now

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virgin
autistic
a furry
either below 165 cm or above 180
weight doesnt matter, as long as its less than me, which is 99% of femoids.
age below 30
has the same interests as me, including more of her own that i dont have and she would force me to like the same things she does.
someone i could protect, but at the same time would softdom me.

>22+
>White
>Large chest/butt
>Tall
>Shy
>Nerdy
>Light eyes
>Long hair

>cute
>extraordinarily, even impossibly bottom heavy or big chested
>height between 148cm-170cm depending on other proportions
>wears traditional clothes, medieval even
>submissive and has an innate want to please me...
>inter alia by gaining weight
>empathic, respectful and intelligent enough to have the capability to question everything and seek understanding of why someone holds an opinion of any kind, knows the difference of debate and dispute
>most importantly, mostly likes the same things in life as I do, has common interests and doesn't make fun of me because I'm too lazy to read books

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post a pic of an ideal face please

sounds like you just want a child.
I'm worried about you

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Basically her but taller.

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>Long hair
>eye and hair color doesn't matter as long as she isn't blonde haired and blue eyed
>chest size doesn't matter
>as long as she's thick downstairs
>Is passionate about something and wants me to enjoy it with her
>has tastes beyond vanilla
>her mind is free
That one is vague, but it's really the most important one. There seems to be some kind of atmosphere of girls acting really similar which isn't appealing
>will let me lay my head in her lap and stroke my hair after a long day

If a trans girl fits all those requirements and is still cute, then i guess she fits

I replied to your thread. can I have sauce because she's just about my ideal girl

hmm, let me see
>don't care about hair color
>lighter skintone
>a voice which doesn't give me headaches
>not smaller than about a head smaller than me, am 6ft
>eye color is irrelevant
>no hook or pig nose
>a nice ass, but not too fat
>tits which are about a handfull each
>should have humor and not take everything too seriously
>should be caring and loyal, a goood mother basically
>not obese
>be extraverted, since I'm introverted
>freckles would be nice
>doesn't care too much about politics, but isn't a degenerate and values the traditional family and it's values
>doesn't smoke and doesn't do drugs in general
>shoulders shouldn't be too wide
>virgin if possible, but not a dealbreaker, shouldn't have too many previous partners
>understands when I need some time for myself, and that it isn't her fault
>enjoys the quiet moments in life
>should have a good relatio with her own family
>also please don't be allergic to animals, in case of pets
>female (just to be sure)

yeah I think thats ideal

My ideal girl
>introverted
>blue or green eyes
>curvy ass
>loves cuddling
>loves me
>obscure music tastes
>wants kids (eventually)
>interested in humanities field (history, politics, culture, etc) has center or right wing beliefs
>likes nature and animals
>getting her pussy and ass eaten

Female
Not a party lover
Likes indoors activities more than going out every day
Is into manga, vidya, etc or at least doesn't mind that I am
Is into supernatural/conspiracy stuff, or at least doesn't mind I am
Won't complain if I have hobbies of my own that we don't share
Has her own hobbies
Light skinned/pale
Not fat
Loves me
If we're talking about ideal she would be qt too I guess, but physically I like a lot of different girls

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>Likes to make art/music/something
>Doesn't use Facebook constantly
>More of a homebody, but will go out with me every so often
>"Anything goes"/Jow Forums sense of humor
>Slightly chubby (Yes, this is my ideal)
>Wide hips / big butt
>Reliable, strong, independent
>Will trip on psychedelics with me every few months

More or less just me, but female. I have always just wanted an equal partner or someone to riff off of, but I kind of suck at meeting people, and I get the feeling most girls I end up on dates with expect me to be something I'm not.

Just be white that is all I want from a bitch

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>5'10
>intelligent
>attractive
>psycho or yandere
>will choke me to death

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Freckles are optional.
As long as her bodytype follow these curves I'm in.

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HIGHTEST
I am the same user i like big hips and nice legs +huge ass

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>perfect to date
conventionally attractive feminine physiqe
>perfect to fuck
An absolute slampig degenerate

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>Ideal female thread
>Replies are all about her physical features
>One or two lines about her personality

>Same posters will REE into the abyss when women want tall, attractive men

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>implying people are bothered to write detailed gayass descriptions when half of them have their hand on their cocks while browsing.

Why should we care, it's not like anyone else than ourselves are reading it, this is not a ideal bf thread.

>b-but I-I'm a-attractive

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>A little bit chubby
>Cute but not Stacy-tier
>Virgin
>Wants to stay home and be a housewife
>Cuddly
>Submissive but not afraid to be assertive

>big hips and nice legs +huge ass
I see where you're cumming from.

>Why should we care
Good mindset, keep it for when women want a dude taller or with a stronger jaw than yourself too.

I pet liars user. Pet them right on the head!

>Have this thread daily
>Cherrypicks today
>Plenty of posters who mostly post personality
Come on user, stop baiting and cherrypicking. It's an unattractive personality trait.

>a-are y-you a g-girl?

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when you ask that to someone on the internet, you are already lost

>flat chest
>big butt
>wide hips
>pale
>hairless
>long hair
>has a cute penis

hope u find ur drow gf, user

Drows are coal skinned, not brown skinned

>Dark Skinned

Idiot.

I think this is me besides the cute part

Thats as dark as the picrew goes. Anyway, they are fictional, they can be whatever color I want

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My ideal girl, in terms of appearance
>pale skin
>brown, medium length hair
>brown eyes
>cute face
>nice, floppy tits
>big, round ass

>around 5'-5'6
>dark shoulder-length hair
>cute face
>pale
>decent tits but great ass, not fat/chubby
>loving, loyal, affectionate
>interested in my hobbies but also has her own interests that she can get me into
>virgin so we can have our first time together which will suck but we'll look back on it fondly when we're older
>more of an outsider socially, doesnt mind staying home with me
>not too many mental issues, nothing too severe
>no tattoos, little to no ppiercings
That's all that comes to mind. Doubt I'll ever find her and even if I did she probably wouldnt be interested. I'd take a trans girl too if she filled enough of the criteria, not really interested in kids and I guess she'd be more likely to have a more agreeable personality.

I'm pretty sure you're underestimating yourself qt

>female (female)
>actually gives a shit about me (excluding my mother).
>not fat (it's not hard)

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> Christian
> Dirty blonde or brunette
> Virgin
> Sub
> Loves me for who I am
> Loyal
> White
> Caring
> Would make a good mother

Minus the tattoos and ugly face, this is my ideal female figure.

If she was light brown and had a much cuter face, she would look like my ideal.

>Cute face (trying to put together individual facial features is autistic)
>Not fat
>Has decent ass and tits
That's literally all I want, is a 5/10 female who isn't a slut.

Dammit you can't just come in here, say "that's pretty much me" and walk away?
GET BACK IN HERE AND DATE ME!

>The girl reading this originiri

>not specific, just a cute face (not beautiful, they're different)
>170cm
>wide hips
>thicc legs
>C to D milkies
>trad
>loyal
>sub
>wants to make some unconventional stuff in the bed from time to time, nothing too degenerate tho

>A or B cup
>Medium hips
>Fine waist
>Pretty white (anything darker than mediteranean is not)
>Into firearms, military history, prepping and hunting
>A bit of sociopathy toward stranger
>Outcast in the society, want to stay home
>Not a slut
>Not one of those crazy liberals
Guess I'll die alone then.

I honestly have no idea. extreme feelings of inadequacy make me feel guilty for expecting something out of another person. even if I hate roasties.

>big boobies so i can feel
>big butt so i can feel that too
>really big feet that really stink
>has to have a farting problem and then get really embarassed after
>i dont care about the face i just want to smell and feel

>Japanese
>5'7"
>small tits
>small but round ass
>long thick dark brown hair
>Decent face but nothing exceptional
>Kind of spergy but it's cute when she does it
>Into anime, manga, etc.
>Cosplays and wears really sexy skimpy costumes
>Is very sexually and romantically conservative, might look kinda slutty but is actually as pure as a non-virgin girl can be and gets really nervous whenever anything like that comes up
>Loves guns and shooting
>Loves meat and cheese, especially when combined into a cheeseburger

This sounds overly specific and wishful but she's actually a real person who's my friend and I really want her to be more.

your a faggot huh? let me tell you something, if i cant smell it, then i cant have it. i want to smell the shit stains and dry girl jizz

>blonde or black hair, straight or wavy
>green or blue eyes
>straight or slightly upturned nose
>nice lips
>strong chin and jaw
>C cups
>extremely skinny, flat stomach
>some hips
>firm, well shaped ass
>toned legs
>dresses in luxury clothing

if only i werent a manlet

sorry, I shouldn't have responded

This is very close to me.

Skinny waist, thick fucking thighs and ass
The rest don't matter

Are your the ideal female or is that your ideal female?

this but also with a femmy dick :3

>loves me
AHHHHHHHHJ STOP

the ideal female dndj

>My ideal female
>Doesn't want to date me
Why so you tease my existence?

this but with blonde hair and a "mama bear" personality

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>you will never be anyone s ideal gf
why live?

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how does a girl get over not being someones ideal

this exact girl

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we all know that's not a girl

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All you would have to do is love me and never cheat on me

>noitamina
What's your favorite show from it?
Mine's a tie between Tatami Galaxy and Sarazanmai. You watching Given this season?

that s settling. that isn t your ideal.

based, checked singles and redpilled first reply

>intelligent
>libertarian

>thin
>C-CUP

You niggers are psychotic.

That's mainly because I don't have any real preferences
I can make almost anything work
I like small petite girls and thicc one
I like shy girls and I like talkative ones

I guess the only preference not mentioned is a willingness from her to work out any problem and not ball up and pout like my bitch mother

>ginger
>skinny or a little chub
> cute butt
> will sleep on call with me

>blonde
>petite
>short
>wants to have lots of children
>caring and kind
>is into cute girly things
>wants me to be a leader and be the best I can be

I want a girl who is trained to yell nigger while I fuck/abuse her. Bonus points if she never says anything else.

>fell in love with a girl who had no interests in anything and worked 90 hours a week
>she was basically a carbon copy of me but with a vagina
>she still went for someone else

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see, i m not your ideal. nobody wants an ugly retard that breaks down all the time because she has a bad brain.

Well I'll never be anyone's ideal bf with that logic
So now what?

Why would you say that? I'm sure someone at least thinks you're cute.

you must be new here orig

why would you want to date yourself?
i don t know. it s just upsetting to realize you ll always be 2nd place at best.
i ve gotten people here who say that, but idk. i don t have any confidence in being able to keep someone with my appearance.

It doesn't matter if you're ugly if you can suck a mean dick! I'm willing to let you find out femanon

>bought at realdoll.com

that's my ideal female.

The ideal female for me is someone that can make me better while I in turn make them better. Someone that will love me as much as I love them. Looks are temporary love is forever