Coworkers start talking about the sex

>Coworkers start talking about the sex

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>Having a good time with friends when girls suddenly show up and you end up being the third wheel

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>covorkers start talking about romantic feelings towards humans

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>friends are all wizards
>they start having sex and dates
>now they only talk about those two subjects and are more depressed than ever

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What's there to talk about it's highly overrated

>Coworkers start taIking

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>My colleagues start talking about sex
>I talk about anal-related activities

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>Going to Girls Locker Room

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Different women feel different.
Different men feel different.
Different trans feel different.
That's the finesse to having a good conversation about sex.

And you are boss

>come into work with hickeys on my neck from really affectionate chick I met on tinder
>put a little makeup on them maybe I will not be bothered
>the minute I walk into my wageslave job BOY WHATCHU BEEEN DOIN?
>big black coworker brings it up everytime she sees me
>eventually asks me what happened
>ask if we went the whole night
Now I really like this woman she is a good friend and worker but especially the last question definitely crossed the line in my opinion if I had asked her that, which I would have no interest in to begin with and I do not understand why she would ask me this at work, she would say I had harassed her and she would be right

>tfw talked about Grindr and turned my coworkers on

It sounded like a simple question. A light-hearted joke even. You're overthinking it.
Now you know the limits to which she's comfortable talking about sex. Don't get flustered. Ride into it.

>coworkers start talking about what they achieved and what they were doing at my age

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>how has your weekend been?
>any plans for the weekend
>oh, you have 3 weeks of vacation, plan on going anywhere?

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To me I was uncomfortable she asked me dozens of questions about this girl and being the ((funny)) guy at my job wanted me to I guess make an event of it although I was clearly shy since Im typically more animated when telling jokes.

To me I was fine with her asking me what we did (obvious activity), how I met her, what she looked like but for me asking what our sexual encounter specifically was like was a bit too far

dang this thread is real, these are real emotions we all feel, no bullshit this is a good thread

>work in healthcare
>coworkers start gossiping about what girls are doing anal
>one girl talks about doing anal for the first time while another coworker

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>Coworkers start talking about the sex

Is this an american thing? Never happened on any of my jobs and I'm good with people

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I was at work once in the cafeteria when I overheard one nurse talking about how she was infertile wanted her sister to take her husband's sperm so they could raise the baby together. Another nurse asked why she doesn't just let her husband fuck her, and the nurse responded with, "Well I know he'd love that idea!" much laughter ensued.

>coworkers start talking about sex
>they all are 50+ yo women
>im the only guy at the lunch table