Im proposing to my gf today robots, ask me anything

im proposing to my gf today robots, ask me anything.

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Howd you meet? Whats she like

Is she single? lmao lol xd xd xD ^____^ :P :L :3 :D :DDDDD

pic of the ring. im keeping it in my wallet because i canf bring the whole box. we're going to an amusment park, gonna pop the question on the beach.

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are you on a bus?

Proud of you! Wrong board tho. Definitely not a robot

Lmao you know she's cheating right?

we met in middle school. been together 6 years now. im not showing a picture of her here for obvious reasons but shes quiet and shy and very sweet. i love her to the bottom of my soul and i know she'll say yes

nigga youre like 18,19,20 what the fuck is wrong with you, no thot is gonna wanna be tied down this early she has not been able to be a hoe yet. Every woman has a hoe stage and you havent let her do that yet.

Dont do it, you will be heartbroken by the end of the day.

yeah, commuting to her place before we get an uber to the park.

keep making blanket statements about women and see how far it gets you. ive found happiness and she has too.

bruh she isnt gonna say yes.

She may be happy but she is gonna wanna have a life.

>people on this board are getting married
I'm 25 and I'm still practically a child. I don't have a drivers license or a job and I'm a khhv

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thread is archived just for the future. i will be updating

youve gotta live your own life brother. do what you can and do it as best you can.

Nice ring user. I hope she'll say yes and you'll have a happy life!

GTFO normiescum, and go back to pic related

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Falling for the marriage meme this hard, have fun in divorce court loser.

Did your gf ever fart in your face? Have you ever smelled her butt or any of her farts before? Did your nose ever touched her butt? Did she sit on your face or even pressed her butt against your face? Does she fart in front of you or even around you?

sometimes yeah :^) orgogonailio

Been feedin my girl these fiber bars i get for free by nickin em at work (shipping/receiving). About an hour after she had her first one I was hooked, she was letting 'em off and lettin me smell 'em and I was in hog heaven. Sometimes she shits a bit an a lil bit of poo come out and we have some fun with that. Bars are called fiber-max, almost wanna write the CEO a thank you letter lol! Saved my marriage

alright, how big is her dick?

like .25 cm. its a clitoris.

can i see it? i have to compare it to mine my penis is roughly that long

Godspeed OP

I hope she says yes and I wish the very best on the future of your relationship

I hope I can reach that point in my life too

Good luck OP, hope you've found the right one.

Why tf are you still here oregano

does she know ur gay?

yeah shes knows i browse Jow Forums. shes cool with it.

as long as she know just dont let her catch u looking at trap porn

this is not the right board

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Over 50% divorce rate. Have fun with half your shit getting stolen cuck

>trap
you mean furry and loli
shes ok with that too
:^)

Based user getting married.
these faggots here will never understand, they unironically believe what they read Jow Forums is common for 99.9% of women.

>shes okay with me being a dogfucker and a pedophile

sounds like you picked up a real winner

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How's her tits? How's your dick?

im doing it boys
wish me luck
will update later tonight

Id ask you TO GET TF OFF OF MY BOARD


please

>jeans
hope she says no

>frogshit opinions
into the trash it goes

frogs are vital to the ecosystem you piece of human shit

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Photos of the same frog over and over are fucking cancer, you piece of horse shit.

>he doesnt know that lots of frogs look the same

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Kill yourself, you newfag cancer.

>he doesn't know frogs have been around for millions of years

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Kill yourself, you reddit-loving faggot.

>he thinks frogs were made popular by reddit

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Kill yourself, you homosexual.

>he thinks frogs have gay sex on purpose

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Fuck off user. Frogs are based as fuck.

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Kill yourself. Jow Forums used to not suck. Now it's just pepe, all the fucking time. Fuck you zoomer newfags.

You've convinced me to go buy them. You should be a spokesperson for them.

>he doesn't realize that frogs exist all over the world

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Kill yourself. Nobody will ever love you. Not even Jesus.

so mean fren

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>he doesn't realize that many people love their pet frogs

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rude n mean :(

>gf
leave normalfag we dont give a fuck about your gf

Kill yourself. You are the cancer that killed Jow Forums.

>he thinks cancer is contagious

>he isnt aware that frogs were actually given cancer by chemicals that the government dumps into the water supply

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Kill yourself, you miserable faggot. You will never succeed, and life will get worse for you and never get better.

>he isnt aware that most frogs live a life of ignorant bliss, feeding upon abundant insenct and following their mating instincts without worrying about moral repercussion

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Kill yourself, you hate symbol spamming retard.

now you're just being a faggot

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, peacefully

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>im proposing to my gf today robots, ask me anything.
Do you eat ass?

Kill yourself and get off my board, newfag.

see
originaldamus

OP FUCKING DELIVER ALREADY CMON

bump
orgoninalli

she said yes robots
we're all gonna make it.

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she's only 18 and even her fingers are obese? oh no NO NO

wrong board normalfag
now fuck off and die before I fill you with so many bullets that your body turns into a lead pile

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Looks like a fat persons hand to me, sorry for your loss fren

the ring doesnt quite fit, so shes wearing it on her pinky till we can get it resized.

hahahahaha ok user
hope you've got a fat fetish, she'll never lose the weight for you

hope it lasts forever user :) treat her well

oooooooh how much does she weigh though?

>he thinks frogs are a hate symbol

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Its that time of year again huh

Stay groovy bud. Good luck, hope u and her have a long and happy life

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I was gonna be kind and wholesome til you talked shit about frogs

Tbf I don't think that's OP.

Oh ok nvm. Mazel tov OP

>he would rather see boipussy that frog emotes

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Congrats. You've taken your first official step on the road to inevitable divorce.

WE'RE NOT ALL GONNA MAKE IT

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THATS MADE IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*inhale*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Autism, the post.

You're a faggot for reading this.

>she is so fat the ring doesnt fit on the right finger