/britfeel/

they're all shagging me lad, sorry

Treated myself to a piss in the dark. Test of accuracy, audio cues play an important part. Missed the bowl off the bat, took some readjustment but managed to get the last half in. Wasn't my best result, will clean that up in the morning.

I fucking hate living in an area full with families, their kids are loud as fuck in there back garden

right now theres a wee girl screaming and crying I just wanted to shout STFU out the window

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fuck off to /pol or /int british fuckers, fuck you

Team fuck them both the cancerous orbiting twats, fuck your binary choice

>shut in chad going for a late evening manual evacuation

>fuck off to /pol or /int british fuckers, fuck you
naw

not all parts of proportional dwarves are proportional, user. Worse case scenario he's got the perfect arms for fisting.

>shes a stunner mate
Did ya just cotton on that several lads called her a munter and you said nothing? Think its a bit late to be defending her now lad
Hes a right mong

Now im curious too, might gee that a go later on

Sorry for ruining your site because we don't understand what you lot are banging on about

I wish people wanted to be fucked by me desu

I want to know which one of you brought the cretinous Algerian Scottish weeb poster here in the first place. Fess up, which one of you has been slutting it up on discord?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49033856

lol such a britfeel thing to do

sometimes I get gay urges

I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises

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Here's a cheat lad: just sit down and piss while pretending you're a hot girl

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No shame, thats one of the funniest things ive read today

>PC Avi Maharaj

One of poley's ilk

>PC Avi Maharaj

what a surprise

>which one of you has been slutting it up on discord?
I have but don't know any Algerians also would never talk /britfeel/ outside of /britfeel/

based pajeet
were did he nut though?

>tfw the lymph nodes in my neck are really swollen
>tfw headache
>tfw joints ache
I am NOT very well. PLEASE bring me FOOD and CUDDLES
thank you

>were did he nut though?
In the coffin

Naahh. That seems to take a spot of fun out of the whole thing eh?

Just tell yourself I'm not gay, but the lad wriggling about on the end of muh cock might be.
Got to find the loophole. Also, loophole sounds like poophole. Fitting eh?

It's been a weird news day
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-gimp-suit-terrorising-town-18334015

Terror gimp has been at it for a few days now

What's edge saying, lads?

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>terror gimp

*gives you a dry piece of toast and a slap*

Yes with a smile on my face

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>Rent free
>Spoons
>Gf

To add extra difficulty: Turn off the lights then spin around 5 times with your eyes closed.

Poof

Exactly.

A miserable mess of a movie. If you're into seeing teen girls get brutally beaten up, dressed as dolls and sexually assaulted this is the film for you though. Also one of the stars ended up permanently scarred during shooting.

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>Fitting eh?
like cock in ass the romans also had the same view

when in rome eh

His chin is a bit more defined than Callums but otherwise its an accurate depiction

But this is a new chapter to the Dark Gimp saga

>the coat and shirt
having a chortle at that. If possible, try clone stamping some of the hair to cover his ears and just make it more 'frowy'

>If you're into seeing teen girls get brutally beaten up, dressed as dolls and sexually assaulted

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>I own your minds
A recent addition but just as cringeworthy as the others
>wh-who you pulling?
Could also qualify

>that fedora wearing mong
what a mong

does this make weathfu the other guy?

Just have it simply read:
>lmao

Im just a lad who doesnt like seeing Callum bullying folks like SP, thought he needed taking down a few pegs

In the field opposite my flat for a smoke and decided to climb a tree. Only about three metres up at too scared to go any higher. Looks like the branches are good for a few more but too scared.
Hate being old.

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ghost lewdness cant be topped by scary movie 2 ghost rape scene

I busted so many nuts to this

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Rape? she's into it

Edgbaston insisting to his gf that he finds her beautiful even though he didnt say as such to begin with

he bullies pigeon roastie

shes the only REAL female we have

>skull fucked by a ghost
How about stomach fucked by a tentacle alien
youtube.com/watch?v=PfBi1PAfWcI

Apu you mad lad get off that tree

hotter if shes not

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Not a tough guy but I would swing on anyone who bullied my mate SP

anotha one
I don't have the art skills for that, mabe another user could do a better job

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Go on lad, see how close to the top you can get

not bad underrated movie

not a ghost tho

SP spending an hour a day working on a spreadsheet of people to blame for his own laziness.

>Edgebaston
Sad faggot
>Wetherfu
Cries all the time

I'd watch a fight between them, edge would cry while striking weather and weather would cry after just turning up.

>lazy
>spends an hour making spreadsheets
If thats lazy then I'm catatonic

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SP lodging a GDPR request with Discord to read his chats with Cola again.

i still regularly climb trees when im out and about in the woods, never stops being fun but i scratched my belly on one the other week and its still pink

I keep looking at his little jumper and giggling like an idiot, funny in of itself

SP shitting the bed for the third time.

Anyone else like the smell of their slightly cheesy nob?

For me, it's a cheeky wall walk when no one else is around

Seethe a bit quieter could you Callum lad?

I know how you feel lid.

Sometimes I think about the potential power of small yet loud portable bluetooth speakers.
You could chuck them like hand grenades and make them emit repeating atrocities to get people to just shut the fuck up. Or pre-planting them to frame someone else and cover your tracks, i.e. at a cinema when the crowd gets a lil too rowdy; bust out the (burner) phone and blast some obscene beats. Would be funny to do at a broadcasted event, like a press conference, toss one or a few on stage.
Maybe you could attach them to drone, but the WHIRRR of the blades might drown the speakers out.

for me its a cheeky skip

PLEASE bring me soup and cuddles. I feel too ILL to drive to the shop

SP searching for skirts and socks on Amazon.

Man went to the moon in 1969.
Is this statement true or false. Why?

*gives you a bowl of water and a kick*

>Is this statement true or false. Why?
false there's always a man on the moon

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Just went for a poo lads, all over the floor, better sniff it if you want the tranny shite to stop.

Something like this idk lol

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Was very scary. Laying on the grass now.
Climbed a little bit higher two more branches. I think i could have gone up one more but chickened out.
Very fun isn't it. How did you scratch your belly?

Brill work lad

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This may well dethrone my favourite Poley edit

I've finally gotten over her

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Glad to hear it lad, almost there myself

really miss sophie ellis bextor

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most ive laughed at this thread in months

You ruined by adding yourself you attention seeking paki

That's what you think lad. Just you wait.

fucking hell he really does look like butthead kek

Still got that kidney/liver pain haha

you could grate cheese off that chin

murder on the dance floor. urghh *cums*

Good lad lenlad.