I fucking swear to god this is not a LARP.
>be a week ago
>start noticing a weird bumpy rash on the underside of my penis
>it spreads around the perimeter of my ballsack
>pretty itchy
>schedule appointment with my doctor
>be today
>check in at doctors office
>get basic physical from medical assistant, very standard stuff
>before he leaves he says "It will be a nurse blank checking in with you today instead of your usual primary -- is that ok?"
>I am going to show a girl my cock
>my heart rate immediately increases
>"y-yeah I g-g-guess that's fine."
>sitting in the doctors office for what feels like an eternity freaking the fuck out
>she finally arrives
>she is hot, probably in here mid 30s
>genuine 7.5/10
>I give her basic info about the rash
>"ok, let's have a look"
>ItGoTime.wav
>pull down my shorts revealing my cock
>she puts on her gloves and starts poking at the area
>literally by far the most intimate thing I have ever experienced
>"hmm. user, are you using protection when you have sex?"
>"I'm not sexually active"
>she looks up at me "have you ever been?"
>"no."
>immediate shame
>she continues the inspection
>she grabs my dick look at the underside of it
>I repeat: SHE GRABS MY DICK
>I can't fucking help it, I start getting hard
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>she laughs, tugs on my cock once, and makes eye contact with me
>legit fucking moan like a sexually deprived retard
>she finishes the inspection, prescribes me an ointment, and I leave
I still can't believe that happened. I feel fucking amazing right now. I can't believe a hot girl touched my dick and gave it one light tug. It felt so damn good, bros. Try your hardest to get a rash on your pp so a qt3.14 foxy nurse can touch you, anons.
I fucking swear to god this is not a LARP
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god I hope this is 100% real.
Well what was the rash?
Jock itch. An original comment by the way.
It is. I have never felt this good. Such a dopamine boost.
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>leave pants down
>is that all, doctor?
i might be retarded, but the "grabs my dick" part kinda makes it sound like sexual assault.
>imagine not lying to the doctors and saying you fuck ass daily.
How would they know one way or the other?
>lying to docs for anything but free drugs
It's like you don't even want treatment for the thing you went there to have treated
It was clear that she thought it might be an STD. I didn't want to get a dick swab for an STD I know I don't have just so I could LARP as a Chad.
Yeah, you are pretty retarded
Timestamp of rash or this shit didn't happen.
"The ointment cured it"
Uh huh
I once was pissing blood so a nurse came to inspect my pp but it was a fucking giant bearded muslim, never again user
I'd rather not post a picture of my cock, desu. I guess that makes me a pussy, but it also kinda makes you a faggot for wanting to see my wang.
Oh, also
>plebbit spacing
Sounds rough, user. Original condolences.
This shit really happens sometimes. Once had a hot young dentist stand in for my usual dentist during a routine appointment. She smothered me the entire time with her huge tits, I swear she had to be doing it on purpose.
>tfw no big tittied dentist
Why live?
Sure. You mean you spent your month's wages on an hour playing with the dungeon's collection of sounding rods again.
you just lived out the dreams of many men, you better go back there user
I had the same thing happenings to me 2 years ago when i got my foreskin cut because of severe phimoses, the nurse helping with surgery was a 7/10 and touched my weener. She was about 20 something years old, she was new on the job.
Nice, mate. Sounds pretty enjoyable.
She might have to take another look in a couple weeks if the cream doesn't work. This might not be the end of the story.