When was the most degenerate thing you've ever done because you were horny?

Had a sort of fwb with mom partly because we were both horny actually.

Having sexual intercourse in the missionary position with fat women. Not that I regret it though. Fucked in a jacuzzi once. Fucked in a car. Got a blowie jay in a piano practice room at uni. For the record I do play piano.

what did you two do?

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Okay faggot, you can't say mom then not give the green text.

masturbated on minecraft porn

>cum eating instruction videos

And did you...y'know. Sample your own supply?

greentext naow!!!!!

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F'd a tiny 15yo gril that I met on Omegle. Greatest month of my life.

Yeah, diet matters. I did it a few times. It was some cop girls vid who was telling me when to cum. I came before their countdown finished because they did that:
>3
>2
>WAIT stop stop no bad boi don't cum
Then I came in my mouth and face then they gave me permission to finish but called me a fucking loser for being unable to follow their instructions.

It was nice.

I have considered multiple letting a man give me a blowjob. Every time I fap and every time I'm glad I didn't give in to that faggot shit.

Immolate yourself, pedo scum

Nah. I have no regrets. She loved me. Fuck you, moralfag.

Grabbed my twin sisters ass in the pool when we were like 14

We were living in basically isolation and hating each other for it so figured to smooth things over we'd get each other off, help with the boredom and tension some. Also both horny without any outlet so we just turned it towards each other.

In terms of what we did though it was actually pretty vanilla and boring even, no intimacy or passion to it just going through the motions of fucking to get off together. It lasted about a year while we were living in that shitty place.

Posted my dick on here because it's reasonably big and I was desperate for some kind of validation.

Also, she wore a collar and leash and gagged on my cock while wearing kitty ears. She would wear diapers, I'd change her and fuck her on the floor next to her pissy diaper. Fucked her in the ass until she shit on my cock once, showed her and she got so embarrassed she cried. Gave her her first facials. Yeah, she was a little degenerate, and I regret nothing about that month of my life.

Well lemon pledge cures AIDS right? It was on Family Guy.

You over reached. I would've believed you if you didn't post this dumb fantasy

I'm honestly flattered that you assumed this was a fantasy. Fucked her in my pool a few times too.

Fooled around with an unattractive 16 year old girl when I was 30. I'm talking real life Meg Griffin ugly and she was fucked in the head too. She gave me the worst head ever and I instantly regretted everything upon ejaculation. The whole thing was rotten. I didn't treat her right and I still feel guilt over it.

This isn't enough detail you motherfucker. Real detail tyvm

dayum. what was the conversation that led to the fucking?

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How big a slave to dick, how bad self control, and how shameless and degenerate do you have to be to actually bring yourself to attend these types of things. Jesus christ normies are fucked

Two Family Guy references in one thread.

Huh.

>be 18
>Local church has a 'lock in' where it's like group camping but lame and indoors
>it's in their gym
>sneak out with latina with huge tits and a thin little goth girl
>we sneak into the main building and fuck on the altar
>creampie them

Once you stop putting sex on a pedestal it becomes like any other recreational activity.

I wore my younger sisters clothes and fucked myself to a prostate orgasm with a dildo.

Felt amazing to be honest.

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Toadaly normal... Ribbit.

We talking about the missus there Fats?

>living in basically isolation and hating each other for it

How come?

I gave a stripper a rimjob.

No I met me wife years later.
The goth from the threesome was ginger.
And it was me only threesome

What you want. Most times it was like

>Either of us express our interest to do it
>Find a spot we're both comfortable with, usually a bed
>Get ourselves in the mood then get into position, almost always doggy
>Stick it in and have us a fuck depending on how we're feeling might be easy or hard
>Never any intimacy and as little contact as possible, a lot of the time not even looking at each other, just enjoying the feeling together
>Get off, finish up and that's that, not even cuddling or anything after

It was basically like mutual masturbation almost, we were just getting off together without getting tied up by any feelings with it.

I was having a hard enough time trying to find any girls around there but she refused any to come home anyway. Meanwhile she and dad living separate and weren't close for some time. Lot of annoyance and frustration between us and being stuck in that house together didn't help. In the end she was just like, if it will keep things civil between us then we could try something together. So we tried it, slow at first but it helped to just vent steam so it became regular for us while living there.

dont want to greentext because noone will believe or care, but i fucked one of my best friends sisters and it got me socially outcasted and ruined my fucking life, now i have zero friends outside of family and essentially had to forget every single person i know in life and start over

its been rough

Took my sister's curling iron, and put a condom on it and stuck up my ass. Didn't feel that great, and felt a great shame afterwards. 0/10

State ages for official judgement.

Well now I want to read the greentext.

post it again. i didn't see it.

I can't imagine she was legal if he was completely socially ostracized.

Was she loud? Say anything about it? Did you pie her? How regularly? How are things between you now?

Got head from a prostitute, raw. You can imagine what I got from the consequence of that.

i was 17 she was 16 but because i was a junior and she was a softmore it looked bad

The hiv probably

Fapped next to, and later dry humped, my cousin when we where teens.

Tame as fuck, but Im a robot, its the best I got.

Apart from some grunts and small moans now and then, neither of us were loud about any of it. Didn't talk during either other than occasional asking to do things differently like pick up the pace or go more easy or stuff like that. Busted inside every time and at her wanting it because she preferred cleanup that way and thought it was easier. Not too often at first but once we got into the routine of it, once sometimes twice a day daily. It wasn't intimate or even that good but we did do it a lot. Things are more or less the same between us though we don't live together or see each other that much. A little awkward because of the experience we have together and knowing each other in that way but it didn't impact the relationship significantly if that's what you mean.

Part of what said before but also the annoyance of the place since she basically convinced me to put my life on hold and live with her for this time. And living together after time apart in such close proximity and more or less isolation, we tended to get on each others nerves or annoy the other mostly over small things but all of it amplified. We were getting into fights before resorting to the arrangement we ended up going with.

Living the dream right there user.

Agreed to suck a friend's dick while I rode a dildo. Literally went from "Hey, what's this?" to "can I watch" to "put it in your mouth" in like ten minutes.

Thank you sir. Was amazing while it lasted

I'm legit going to commit seppuku if that's what I get diagnosed with. I went to the hospital minutes after she sucked me off. Instantly regretted the encounter. Haven't told my family or anyone around me that fucked someone off the street. Only to the doctors. I was 17 at the time. Only thing I got prescribed was for Stomatitis. I constantly feel disgusted about myself & now, I can never become intimate with girls anymore.

Relax, my dude. You'll be fine

Ever finger her arse whilst banging? Must have gotten plenty of time to look at it whilst from behind. Did she ask during for you to cum inside? Or was that decided beforehand. Ever blow you? You said mostly doggy, that implies other stuff happened, elaborate. She have a bush? Did either of you walk around naked and stuff all the time? Seeing as after you've fucked there's not much to hide or be shy about. Tell your mom I'll pie her and pretend I'm her son, send her over here buddy

Your diaper piss and shit thing ruined it completely. You can't wash that away with a pool. It's degenerate af

I'm not even sure you can get hiv from getting a blowjob user, idk wtf you're panicking about. Getting raw head isn't the most risky thing and nothing all that bad can come from it that I know of. Different if you're rawing another hole

you can, but its rare because the persons mouth needs to have a cut in it for transmission to occur

fake and gay as f

You've never heard of Craigslist casual encounters? It was literally free sex personal ads.

I hope so. Worst thing that's prevalent is mild herpaderps, which is pretty much nothing.

Not panicking, this happened like 8 months ago. I think I'm okay now. Just haven't gone back to the doctors to see if I have it, as I dread that shit.
Sure, head won't give instant HIV, but you do get instant herpaderps.

The doctors also said it's rare too. We just don't know what was in that bitch's mouth

Nope never went that far. Never fingered or oral on one another. She specified beforehand the first time and ever after that didn't need to ask. It was mostly doggy because we didn't like the intimacy or having to look at one other, like in the eyes. We tried missionary and her on top but ended up not being comfortable with so the rest of the time pretty much was always facing away, just different positions of whether it was doggy, her on top reverse, standing from behind, whatever we felt like. No bush. We weren't naked all the time but we were able to be pretty carefree together so it happened and when it did, led to things between us more often. Made it easier to have a go as well naturally. I could tell her that but I don't think she'll be interested since the related part didn't have to do with our enjoyment. Plus this was years ago so she wouldn't care anyway.

Used to be so sexually repressed while psychotic I wouldn't fap at all, plus itd take hours to cum because of decreased sensitivity from antipsychs
I have several degenerate stories from this time, from earliest to latest
>Just got on antipsychs maybe a month ago
>Horny as fuck
>Fap for 3 hours before getting so desperate I walk into my mother's room
>"Hey ma, I uh need to go into the sex chest"
>"Oh"
>Grab an unopened vibrator
>Finally clear my mind enough to fap again
>Sit there until the batteries die with vibrator

>Psychosis makes me think fapping is evil so I take a vow of celebacy and don't fap
>Still get horny but push it off every time
>Start having "sleep paralysis" night spirit that visits me and fucks me
>Almost every night for a year or less it comes and fucks me
>Almost always anal
>Before this I thought anal was absolutely disgusting and u pleasurable
>Cuddles me and leaves a doodle hallucination after each session

>Break my nofap streak
>Horny as fuck but unable to cum easily still
>Desperately search the house for a long round object to fuck myself with
>Land on a device used for people without dicks to piss out of which had knowingly been used to piss out of

Also, not related to psychotic era, right before that in fact
>Straight up fap to women getting fucked by horses, real 3d women
>Fap to men sticking worms down their piss hole
>Bugs
>Piss
>Public masturbation and humiliation
>Hypnotism
>getting beat the fuck up
>And rape

Fighting
>Used to hang out with a gay guy
>We play around a lot, get rough with each other
>Delve into trying to beat the shit out of each other lightly
>Can't help but moan half the time
>Always end up enjoying it too much
>He starts comment on it and stops fighting me
>Fap about it later anyways

Public masturbation
>be 10-11 years old
>Newish to fapping
>Brother brings over lots of friends all the time
>Used to hang out in his room with them
>Grab a blanket because ""I'm cold""
>Lay down and start fapping

Publicly masturbated in the cemetery after midnight over buried bodies. Same cemetery my granddad got buried in. I probably jerked off over his corpse.

Still public masturbation
>Someone asks what that smell is
>Pretend to be sleeping
>They drop the topic and move on
>Cum
Also have had casual conversations with them while rubbing myself against the bed at and angle they couldnt see and cummed in front of them

>Be around 15 years old
>Loong car ride
>Parents, brother, his gf all in the car
>Brought blankets because long car ride
>Pretend to sleep and fap, almost everyone was asleep anyways
Have done that several times, just not recently

Bugs
>Be camping
>Lots of mosquitos out and about
>Alone in the tent while people are swimming
>Fap to a mosquito sucking my blood
Regularly fap to women getting fucked by huge bugs too, a favorite is Paradise in the city

Piss
>Found out holding in piss makes me hornier
>Hold it in until I'm about to piss, make it a mission to cum without pissing myself

I sometimes dress up in my moms dresses or tight jeans and pretend I am a female. I wear a pair of panties and bra I stole from my friends mom. I ordered >pic related online and I fuck my ass till I cum handsfree then I lick my own semen up. Sometimes Ill angle myself on the wall and cum on my own face then lick it off pretending I am a girl in a porn. Licking my own semen always gives me the biggest rush. I always get disgusted with myself after I finish. I am 100% heterosexual but i've done things like this since I was 12. Never had an urge to fuck a dude in real life

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Publicly masturbated in the cemetery after midnight over buried bodies. Same cemetery my grandpa got buried in... I probably jerked off over his corpse...

Fucked a dude even though I'm not gay, he tried kissing me and it was fucking gross
I guess a part of me is a bit gay but that part is probably just my ass

Where would I go online now to find stuff like this in my local area?

Parasite in the city*

I use Doublelist.

Fuck off chad. This board weirdos jacking off to weird shit.

Wait so you topped or bottomed?

I know it is degenerate as fuck. That's why I posted it in here. Wiping her asshole with a towel after I washed my cock while she layed on my bed in a ball crying out of shame was great. Then I took her for a swim and fucked her in my pool. She looked precious in her tiny little bikini, barely any tits, just cute little pink nipples. She was as close to 3d loli as I'll ever get.

Bestiality porn. Some girl with a dog named Duke or something. Only time I've ever felt disgusted after I finished.

try this but cp beastiality, then we'll talk.

He fucked me then I got him to deep throat to finish me off
Got into bed with him since there was one bed forgetting he was gay and he made a move. I was drunk so I went along, really embarrassing after but a fun experience

Was he hung? I've bottomed only to hung guys or semi hung since I've got a big dick and so I'm a size queen. I've bottomed 6 times to black guys and each time it gets better but the first time sucked ass I think the guy was a bad fuck though since he said he was vers bottom

degenerate wastoids like you deserve to be lashed to a cross

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Picked up some fat chick after she had just finished a 16 hour shift working at 7-11 and fucked her in my moms van in a church parking lot. The smell was... absolutely wretched lol.

>size queen
>queen

no you're a size king

Yeah you're right I'm 8 inches so they need to have at least 6

A guy was looking for a "young hispanic male" to do dirty stuff with
When I got to his house he sent me back because I was not brown enough and lacked a thick accent

>Sample your own supply

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Once I kissed a girl in school.

Bitch I'm dead there's more to that story isn't there? Where'd you guys talk

Fucked a 60+ prostitute.

This is hot and underrated. How big are your loads?

Sucked an older man's dick. Was posting my pics on gay hookup sites just fishing for compliments. Dude was pushing me to meet up. I gave in and he picked me up and brought me to his hotel room. We made out, he licked my asshole, tried to fuck me but i said no, I never got hard so he couldn't blow me, I gave him a bad blowjob to completion, and then he dropped me off.

I've never had the desire to meet up with a man ever since.

They are pretty large. I can cum enough to cover most of my face most of the time. It tastes pretty good because I eat a lot of fruit. I dont have any pictures saved but I did a quick google search and found an image thats similar to the load I can shoot on my face

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if you do this then you aren't heterosexual lmao

Fucking inside of a car in an university's parking lot
Nothing much i guess

I just gave a guy from tinder who didn't even have his face in his profile my hotel number to come fuck. He turned out to be a big buff Slovenian man who wants to take me for dinners now: :3

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When I was around like.. 12 or something I (male) let my dog fuck me. I started with unintentionally making him horny which was easy cause he wasn't fixed. Any playing would give him a boner.
Eventually when alone I would use my feet to tease his dick and make him hard and he would wrap his front legs around my leg and start fucking my toes. I would pull my dick out and he would lick it.
From there it progressed to letting him dry hump me with my pants on but he always left the seat of my pants drenched with cum so I would slip my pants down and let him hump me against my boxers.
As you can imagine this is where things got dangerous because of course I eventually slipped the boxers down and let him naturally fuck my asshole. BIG mistake. Dogs do not fuck gently and they don't ease into things. His cock basically stabbed into my asshole hard and then he just jackhammered my asshole. I was in serious pain for a good few minutes and ran to the bathroom to poop out dog cum. No blood luckily but yeah that was the last time I did that.

Yeesh.

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