You know how girls like to rub your leg until they streak a period blood on your thigh. Does that mean they like you...

You know how girls like to rub your leg until they streak a period blood on your thigh. Does that mean they like you, and they mark you as property, or am I just reading too much into it?

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what kind of fucking girls have you been with

holy shit dude the people on this board are hopeless

Ah yes, the classic red streak of doom.
You will die in 7 days, user. F

Also one time a girl was sitting on my lap no pantsu. She left stinky fluid all over my brand new unshitted pants. I took them off when I went home, and tossed them into a pile, and one week later a mushroom grew from the wetspot.
Can a science user teach me why?

>holy shit dude the people on this board are hopeless
So is it a good sign, or bad sign?
I'm bad at reading social ques, and that's why I asked.

Coulda been worse. Ever heard of blood mushrooms?

>blood mushrooms
First time seeing this term. Please explain.

she marked you as prey
the other women will come to hunt you to consume your flesh

I carry a Phillips screwdriver that I've been sharpening for 5 years. I think that I'll be okay.

be careful if her blood gets on you from stabbing her only more women will come

Excuse the filenames, I'm phoneposting from bed.

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>at a party with 3 of my best friends
>we were all trying to get laid
>this one smokin hot girl wanted us to get this weird alcohol with gold flakes in it
>anyway im dancing
>this girl starts dancing next to me
>wipes her leg next time mine
>awhellye.jpg
>go to the bathroom cuz i need to piss
>blood all over my left leg

And then what happened? Did you end up being relationship like, or did it not mean anything serious to her?

>don't do it kid
I've never had a choice...

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Oh okay, so the mushroom is normal.
I'll definitely keep my guard up around girls now. I'm mostly confident in my powers, but maybe I could be weak to numbers.

>image search
>Superbad 2007
Is this old movie any good?

Why are 3D females so fucking disgusting?

Yes, I think she was marking you as her property.
Women will look for clues that you're not single.
Women will place indicators on you as a way to ward off other women.
If you have a hicki that's the most obvious sign.
Scratches in the wrong places make you look like an abuser and dangerous.
Scratches in erotic zones make you look like a beast in bed.
Sometimes they do it to show off, Mark their territory, or to Mark you as a social menace.

I personally love it a lot.

Well at least you know does dtf if you have the stomach for it.

Should I try visiting her at her trailer park?
My cousin told me that she saw her washing blankets at the trailer park laundromat while practicing Wicca when she went swimming with her frens.
I don't know if I should, because I'm really shy.

Also the trailer park people might throw beer bottles at me if I go there without someone that is from there. I don't want to end up having to take their lives if I can avoid it.

I guess this thread is dead. Thanks for trying to help anons. Still confused about my op, but
I learned
>cunny mushrooms are normal
and
>That I should try watching old movies like superbad
so it was worth it.

I mean, look at it this way: At least you didn't cut off her head.

What, but why would I?

>superbad is 12 years old

holy shit

Unironically awesome flick