help me robots i have a dickmergency going on here
Help me robots i have a dickmergency going on here
Jason Mitchell
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Owen Perez
Haha faggot you're going to die
Blake Williams
wait, what happened to your dick? Why are you bleeding?
Noah Clark
Nathan Powell
Well, its bright red so that's not as bad. You only need to worry if its dark. Probably just wiped too hard or popped a hemorrhoid.
Hunter James
accidentally cut it with a razor thankfully not deep but it wont stop bleeding
Jack Mitchell
Well, dicks have lots of blood in them. Maybe try bandaging it really tightly with some gauze or something and applying pressure to it, to stop the bleeding.
Aaron Jackson
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Joshua Green
yeah trying with cotton pads for now to soak it a bit rinsed with some alcohol too hopefully it gets better
Ethan Long
It's too late, you must follow through
Gabriel Walker
You have a small dick uwu
Nolan Cook
thanks its whopping 15cm when erect
Henry Hernandez
stop beating off so much you're going to break it
Jack Sanchez
WHY WAS A RAZOR BLADE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR DICK
Landon Cruz
Put pressure on the wound (i.e. wrap it tightly with gauze) and call a fucking ambulance you idiot.
Cooper Flores
because i have a hairy asshole like a thick bush hairy and when i poop the poop gets in the hair and i have shit in my ass so i have to bend around and shave it every once in a while and i accidentally cut my dick because im sloppy
Benjamin Williams
You have a small cock hahahahaha
Mason Sullivan
>razor
>dick
>imagining this
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Kevin Martinez
why are you so obsessed with my cock
Austin Perez
hens for those areas use an electric razor not to sharp but not dull either
Nathan Nelson
My cock is bigger loser
Thomas Green
go to a doctor immediately, you dumb muthafucka
Hunter Bennett
hmm yeah that's not a bad idea i was just reluctant to look into one
it fits perfectly in my fleshlight so its alright my dude
Brody Ross
Just put a little pressure on it, your fine. Happens to me alot.
Carson Rogers
nigga just wrap it up in tissue until you find ointment, slap a glob of it on there and put a bandaid over it so it stops bleeding. don't smear ointment either, just let a glob of it sit there and let the bandage do the rest.