Somebody can take care of this inoffensive plant?

Somebody can take care of this inoffensive plant?
I...need to go for cigarettes

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Anything I need to know while you go?
Does she need to eat, drink, sleep, read or etc?

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That's one strange plant. But what could possibly go wrong.

Also you should really quit cigarettes mate, at least smoke a pipe, or cigar like a real man you pansy

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jose, get the pesticide

and the weed wacker

I can't decide if I want to fuck this plant or not

It's a plant dummy,they eat plants stuff,don't put it in your bedroom
Yes,nothing will be wrong
Yes...so I'm go now...for cigarettes,yes

Well good to know, I’ll just see what you have in the cupboards than

where the fuck are its roots?

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Seems harmless. Must be related to orchids because I know those can look like people sometimes, and this looks awfully similar to a person,

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Here

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but they're meant to be in the ground now she's gonna dry out and die

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You are the roots bye

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that's obviously a male plant

Well she seems to be mixed with a person, so it’s probably used for transport to greener pastures, and collecting food, however in this environment it doesnt need to plant itself because we’re taking care of it
Or not
I don’t know, I ain’t no Scientologist

And the one in OP is a obviously a girl plant.
How do you think plant babies are made.

Plants are mainly hermaphrodites with very few exceptions, not to mention they seem to be different species of plant

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These are all correct statements.

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>American schooling actually worked for me
Hey! I’m not a complete tard!

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could be worse. I think.

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Right, it could have shot me
(Am Ameri-Pole with lots of American schooling)

Neat!

Yup, so far public schooling is the worst fucking thing I’ve experienced in my life, with the people being the only thing worse than the food, at least in California.
I’m sure it’s actually good in private schools though

Basically school is good where ever money is, which either means private or schools in rich neighborhoods.

Well it makes sense, we’ve gotta work on that shit, or else it’ll just lead to more chaos

obvious answer is complete dissolution of the state. That will 100% guarantee, absolutely fix everything.

Can I make a cutting of her?

God fucking dammit not again

What? I'm just messing around but I do agree public education is bad in the states.

I was also merely stating dissapointment in jest as I know many don’t follow that.
I wonder how we can properly fix it though...

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one notion i was toying with the other day was grade based tax cuts. Hear me out, so lets say a kid has an 85% average because of that his family can now get some sort of tax cut, like a small 5% decrees on how much they have to pay. But you make it where if the kid just gets an 80% average the family won't get penalized. Just make it so of you do good you get good things and if you don't do good you;ll still be okay.

I was also merely stating dissapointment in jest as I know many don’t follow that.
I wonder how we can properly fix it though my ass faggot

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Yeah that’s not bad at all, and in some cases it may work. Frankly I don’t know much about this stuff, but something that is a must in schools is encouraging independent thought, thinking from a different perspective, and just exposing the little shits to a lot more uncomfortable shit, of course in recent years I’ve had this, but I’m not sure how it is in America itself, hopefully the same?

Let's kinds think does wonders!
I've seen many a student once they can think in a different way explode with ideas.
But right now it's all teach to the bloody test.

Too busy with my hellhound gf.

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Yeah that’s not bad at all, and in some cases it may work. Frankly I don’t know much about this stuff, but something that is a must in schools is encouraging independent thought, thinking from a different perspective, and just exposing the little shits to a lot more uncomfortable shit, of course in recent years I’ve had this, but I’m not sure how it is in America itself, hopefully the same my ass faggot

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Is it fully grown or will I need to re pot it eventually? Also how much sunlight does it need?

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Indeed, though other than giving teachers a decent autonomy, and funding, I’m not sure what I can recommend, I just haven’t thought the ordeal so much before.

Shit, that’s a good question, how big is she?

Well, if I suppose

Well this has been jolly good fun, but it's about ten till midnight.

Well, good night chap, safe travels and may the hearth be warm and the wind at your back, g’night lad