Starting infinite tower thread.
Beware of voiders. Those niggers will kill you
Currently i'm on floor 3,064. There's a framed picture of a used condom. What the fuck?
Starting infinite tower thread
Kevin Thomas
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Owen Parker
Im on the first floor setting charges that will collapse the tower. Killing everyone above me, and trapping the rest down below.
Fag
Hudson Parker
kek you think it's that easy
every time I try to take my life I wake up on a different floor the next morning. There is no escape
Wyatt Peterson
How'd you get past the tranny tree of terror on floor 2,915 bros?
Jacob Butler
i went out the window and climbed past that floor then went back in
duh
Liam Thomas
you dont wanna mess with the tranny tree terror.
I had to sacrifice my friend and then run out the door. Damn thing ripped him limb from limb.
Evan Hughes
sorry to hear man. I lost the designated friend to the bonus secret floor 300 floors down
Adam Reed
Guess you're fucked when it comes to the tranny.
I'm on floor 3,087 now. I see someone jacking it to loli hentai wearing a furry outfit.
What. The. Fuck.
Carter Miller
sorry I thought my door was closed (originally)
Brody Lewis
>loads gun with religious intent
Jaxon Barnes
>floor 15 winged abomination STILL chasing
WTF BROS Im on floor 96 how the hell do I lose it!
Nathaniel Martinez
>didn't lost it on floor 17
You're pretty much fucked now dumbass.
Isaiah Edwards
>get to floor 170
>literally press a small button by accident, i assume probably the only trap on the entire floor and i still manage to hit it
>a giant wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling turd begins slowly snaking through the hallway from both ends and will shortly crush me to my stinky doom
Parker Nelson
who else here living the /comfy/ on floor 333?
Brandon Jackson
I'm on floor 330 and some crab is talking about wanting my foreskin. Does he bother you as well?
Ryan Butler
The reason we all live comfy is because we donate our foreskins as protection money
Leo Rogers
Anyone here found the fabled giga guardian?
Ryder Mitchell
Oh okay user. Makes sense.
Cameron Cox
It wasn't easy. Let's just say my chromosomes have never been the same.
Mason Martin
>he fell for the (((crab)))
NO NO NO user YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CITE THE Jow Forums GRAPHS FROM FLOOR 14 ROOM 88
Jackson Campbell
Guys I'm on floor 12 and my Geiger counter is reading 3.6 Roentgen. Am I gonna make it? All I wanted to do was scavenge some water based lube from the reactor halls
Tyler Perry
Guys, Im stuck on floor 511 and I heard theres a skip to 600. Any /1000/ robots wanna help a guy out?
David Roberts
>On floor 12 for ANY length of time
>he didn't read the warnings scrawled in bloody feces on the walls of floor 11
good job retard, try not to take anybody else with you on your way out.
Luis Morris
R.I.P user
His geiger counter went up.
Should've went into the negatives and avoided water based lube all-together.
Jason Stewart
F. He was a good lad
Benjamin King
...hey guys. Don't go in the bathroom on floor 10 983...
Luis Rivera
Just take the steps like any normal person.
Dont use the skip floors. They take you into the floor where the SJW Tranny who claims to be all genders resides. Don't do it user.
Samuel James
Restrooms on floor 11,728 are even worse
Elijah Bennett
>been here for 2 years
>tfw still haven't solved the first floor puzzle
Levi Jones
NO I CAN BEAT THE TRANNY I ALREADY HAVE THE Jow Forums FOLDER JUST TELL ME THE SKIP
Joseph Green
user you're breathing in the gas. the gas is in the room, user.
user?
Charles Richardson
Okay lads I'm currently on floor 161616 and a schizo dressed as a wizard gave me a gun which he claims can actually kill me.
Do I trust him?
Brandon Gonzalez
>got scared of the higher floors
>stuck in rape dwarf spawning pit on floor -47
Send help Bros
James Ortiz
>he doesn't know about subfloor -47.5
Grayson Perez
>he's not 6'0
sorry to hear bro. It wont be too long before youre one of them
Angel Parker
Soon they'll start climbing up the pit.
GET OUT OF THERE user!
Jordan Edwards
>final floor
>golden doors with a big "FREEDOM" written in ink
Guys, I-I don't wanna leave
Camden Lee
rape dwarves don't fuck around. Get ready for the onset of PTSD; that is, if you can even escape in the first place.
Kayden Smith
>Final
What part of endless don't you get buddy?
It's likely some demon illusion
Aiden Roberts
user you have more to worry about than just the rape dwarfs. The foreskin crabs have a colony down there as well
Christopher Butler
There is no final floor user. It must be an illusion from the nigger wizard. Watch out.
Jordan Stewart
Take the shortcut on 121, it's opaque and has a door you seal from inside unless someone already closed it and left it that way, then sorry user
Cooper Perry
Hey guys does the top floor even exist? The other day I offered a friendly merc some Toxicoprim and we got high talking about life and shit. He was telling me about how his grandpa made it to the top floor, but I think he was bullshitting.
Chase Cook
Send help ano-
OH GOD ITS ON MY LEG
Leo Turner
>Open the door
>It's floor one but all the lights are off
>Turn around
>The door is gone
Asher Reyes
user our top scientists on floor 314 have confirmed that this building does not abide by the laws of Euclidean space
Julian Watson
Did you breathe in the brainlet gas on floor 2 dipshit? Theres literally nothing left but the doors. No stairs. No buttons. No Faggoblins. Just these doors
Ian Flores
no way. I'm a 777 chad living the high life.
Nathan Jenkins
>he thinks the brainlet gas is only on floor 2
I heard some rumors yesterday that a pocket of gas was detected on floor 9 as well
Nicholas Walker
WHATS THE FUCKING SKIP AAAAAAHHHH 600s TOO FAR AWAY GIVE ME THE FUCKING SKIP
Landon Richardson
So there could be a top floor and still infinite floors as well, perfect
Luis Collins
Who the FUCK just threw a piss bottle down onto my balcony. If it was those fucking floor 430 shitters I am going up there and killing all of them
Elijah Collins
Interesting maybe that old man eating the corpse of an infant wasn't lying.
Owen Moore
Now who bombed the oil refinery on floor 2039821? You contaminated floors 2039757-2039998. The rare specimen collector on 2039783 is not happy, you contaminated his peruvian raptor exhibit, 20 Black collared hawks, covered in oil. He says he won't be mad if you come public and promise to clean up the mess.
Kevin Taylor
>accidentally ate the ionized HRT pill
Landon Evans
Thats what I was telling him! I told him the top floor was just a fucken illusion myth or some shit man I dont know I need more chems
Michael Bennett
HAHAHAHA It was a mix of pubic hair, jizz, and piss. Oh shit, i think some got on your dog
Jack Lopez
>Millionth digits
Lol you preppy fag. Fuck you and your animal oils
Ethan Richardson
>fell into the hypercube
Guys, I'm writing with the strings of reality itself to warn youaus dywhshdbebjaus
Nathan Baker
The tower seems to continue sideway until infinity on floor 7136. I guess we'll have to add a y and x axis to the tower
Jonathan Morris
[TOWER ALERT SYSTEM]
To all residents on floor 720: security cameras have detected a band of furries armed with fully loaded diapers headed to your location
Josiah Edwards
Damn I guess we'll have to factor the horizontal asymptote into our maps now
Aaron Johnson
>What's an illusion
Yeah right I inhaled the brainlet gas
John Morgan
Checkmate faggot, you didn't think you could commit terrorism and get away with it, did you? The bounty hunters from floor 568001 are coming for you, they might take more than your eyes as trophies too.
Gabriel Williams
Yeah and on floor 23,362 the tower goes outside of space and time and in all directions at once.
Bentley Turner
HOLY FUCK will those assholes on floor 1488 stop goosestepping around. I am trying to get some sleep
David Parker
Bros I just spent 20 hours on the memory loss floor. Wait did I go up the stairs? FUCK
Cooper Butler
wait till you make it to floor 1917. I cant sleep over the red army choir
Levi Gutierrez
aw fuck i got on an elevator on floor 3 and it took me to floor 999,999,999
THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING GEESE
I HATE GEESE
Nathaniel Moore
The only food im find is onion canisters and onions pills? What do I do
Cameron Hernandez
>people getting in the thousandths/millionth digits
>meanwhile I'm stuck on the quicksand trap in floor 149 while a guy with a banjo just plays 3 songs on repeat INSTEAD OF FUCKING HELPING ME!
Anyone willing to lend a hand?
Joseph Ward
Guys I managed to hook my terminal up into the tower's rotting intranet and found this website: the-endless-tower.fandom.com
maybe you should take a look
Jaxon Perez
never go past floor -7524 that is bottom thing territory, we from floor -7480 built an airtight gate to the floor -7522 and below so that so it doesn't spread anymore, we won't stop you if you really want to go but literally everyone we sent past was found dead or worse.
If you see weird mold-like stain on the ground with circle patterns CALL US IMMEDIATELY.
Robert Adams
It probably looks something like this. It seems like there are 2 vertical asymptotes. Our tower probably looks like this.
Jacob Edwards
Someone is on floor 999,999,999 with me and they're disturbing my geese. This was supposed to be our domain away from the rest of you freaks. This transgression will not be forgotten.
Tyler Garcia
Dude that's the guide for earth 33's endless tower. the portal to that tower should be on floor 49
Robert Sanders
guahahaha I'VE STARTED KILLING THEM
FIND ME AMONG THE DEAD AND TRY TO STOP ME
Jack Morris
>he didn't pack his own food
sorry bro the guide specifically mentioned bringing your own. youre fucked
Jayden Roberts
Wait that mold isn't good? Oh shit. Floor 394 is covered with this shit.
Cooper Barnes
>he thinks it's on earth
Matthew Ward
any male anons found the key to giga stacys door on floor 69?
Carson Cooper
I'm on floor 7941 and I'm hearing really weird noises from the end of the hall. Sounds like somebody stirring macaroni and cheese.
Andrew Reed
Oh yeah I found some nice 3D porn on the tower's network, I think it was being produced on floor 12312. God I wish I was there.
Connor Sanchez
Oh yeah user I found it. Sadly i dropped it on the way to floor 73 and i dont know where it went.
Noah Bennett
Nah, it was taken by the orbiters on 257
Mason Bell
You know what's strange? I have yet to see a single live and normal human being. Another user. I'm on floor 115, where are you guys?
Kayden Jenkins
On floor 117 battling a giant clam with two heads on its dick. I'll hold out as long as i can for you user!
Anthony Kelly
STOP GIVING (YOUS) TO FROG AND WOJAKPOSTERS THEY"RE NOT REAL THATS HOW THEY FIND YOU
Wyatt Cooper
Holy fuck dont tell me youre one of Dr.Braun's victims...
Sebastian Ross
??? Wtf? Dr? I haven't seen anyone. I just woke up on floor 16
Joseph Smith
You'll be joining us on floor -10,000,001 prepare for an eternity of torture.
Logan Gomez
>found the sissy sirens of floor seventy seven
They're calling
Noah Hall
Dude I think youre trapped in a simulation, but you somehow managed to reply to this thread what the fuck
Jaxon Nguyen
Sorry user that's me I gots hungry
Thomas Murphy
Yeah that's how it spreads just find something and burn/melt it, should be good to contain it for a while, DO NOT TOUCH WITH OPEN WOUNDS DO NOT LET ANY ANIMAL LICK OR SNIFF IT DO NOT TOUCH WITH MUCOUS MEMBRANES AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CONSUME IT
Chase Miller
IGNORE HI--------- MY PREVIOUS WRITINGS HUM----- user, ALL IS WELL.
VERY BASED user WOULD YOU CARE TO TELL ME YOUR EXACT LOCATION? IN THE FORMAT OF FLOOR AND DOOR PREFERABLY. THANK YOU AND REMEMBER:
>ORANGE MAN BAD
Connor Watson
Yo i found a pack of dogs eating it and long story short were playing cards. This great dane is kicking ass at it by the way.
Brayden Gomez
Any hu- err anonymous posters wanna join the party on floor 2016 room 45? We're marathoning Rick and Morty and discussing politics!
Samuel Morgan
on floor 1337, played cs1.6 on Lan for a few hours, bout to head out
Isaiah Foster
any physicists wanna help me out?
How can an endless tower exist. Would that mean it has always been here?
Is its volume infinite?
Doesn't it violate the laws of physics?