>Are you user? It says here that I'm your government issued girlfriend. I'll do everything that a real girlfriend would do, and yes that includes sex. So, what do you want to do first ? :3
Are you user? It says here that I'm your government issued girlfriend...
Anthony Gray
Hudson Collins
>Autistically start dry humping her right then and there
Lucas Cook
So how much they paying you?
Christian Lee
can i be issued an asian gf instead
Samuel Watson
D
Dios mio el goblina ha llegado
Aiden Peterson
tell me what you are into, let me put on some music
Liam Turner
>is this what robots are into?
>don't worry about that user, let's just Bond and have fun!
>your wish is my command (pic rel)
fag
>I like deep house and trance techno user!
Hudson Brown
Lets go to the beach tomorrow. There is a nice restaurant there I have been wanting to try.
Easton Moore
no
>*POP*
Ryder White
An extremely white mixed girl, I can't believe the Gov did something right first
Leo Cox
>So, what do you want to do first?
Get away from me.
Jace Watson
>There seems to be some mistake. The law says I get a HUMAN girlfriend.
Eli James
Your face changed, I don't trust crazy shapeshifting reptilian weirdos like you. Get back to the Earth's core where you belong, bozo.
Jayden Rodriguez
uberbased have a (You)
Daniel Evans
I placed an order for a white government issued gf take this trash back to Africa where it belongs
Owen Martinez
>what's wrong user?
>How could you say that to me user, that's so rude!
>That was just another girl who also works in my squadron. We're all apart of the gov issued girlfriend system.
>you don't have to be rude user, sheesh here's you're white issues gf you ungreatfull prick
Owen Phillips
Whites are literally the least human of all people, a race of literally psychopaths
Kevin Torres
true maybe but mutts are ugly af
William Wright
Jesus fucking Christ the government cant get anything right can it take the tranny back to the rooftop and chuck it into a pit of fire fuck im seriously going to vote you fuckers out of office if I dont get my proper Aryan government issued gf reeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeee
Jason Nelson
pls gib mixed gf
Isaiah Campbell
>Fine you big baby here's you're REAL white gov issued gf, Angourie Rice
Josiah Thomas
do you like any particular artist?
Jackson Gomez
>that fivehead
OH NO NO NO SEND IT BACK
Ryder Martin
>teehee I'll be your mixed gf user
Blake Evans
fackin whowa
Carter Torres
>yes, all the artists that you love
>Fine you picky faggot but after this no more refunds!
James Johnson
Ok Ive al done 2 returns so I guess Ill settle for her. The first thing we are doing is going on a hike in the woods have a picnic a bottle of whine and then we are going to have some babies. Thanks based government.
Caleb Ortiz
>dimples
very very nice
Tyler Kelly
does that include deep, genuine and trust-based intimacy and love?
Liam Kelly
>*sigh*
>All you ever want to do is take me out for coffee and dinner, user.
>You know we can do ANYTHING right? No need to hold back a request.
Parker Miller
Because of your massive fucking forehead slut
Lucas Walker
alright, so what are you into? what do you work as besides GAGF?
Caleb Brown
Alright, you face-changing bastard, I know what you want. It's my virgin soul isn't it? Big Government can't handle a guy like me running around with so much power. Well alright, take me. If you're strong enough!
Matthew Peterson
Take her home and begin douching my ass so she can fuck me with a strap-on while choking me and spitting in my mouth, duh.
Ryder Davis
>I'll do everything that a real girlfriend would do
That implies you're not a real girlfriend. So please explain why the government's issuing fake girlfriends, and why you're doing this?
Benjamin Ortiz
Fuck off your not ruining this for me I got Angourie Rice Im not letting you take her from me with your skepticism let me enjoy my picnic and babie making faggot
Andrew Edwards
>Hi user, I'll be your government issued girlfriend. I hope we can get along!
What do you do?
Tyler Sanchez
>Of course it does!
>all government issued gfs are Instagram models on the side user, including me
>You don't have to have sex with me if you don't want to user, I understand if you want to remain a virgin ;)
Luke Morgan
do you like big nails? i dont. i think its easier to break and harder to handle literally anything
Christopher Bailey
All this threads sound so child aimed now that im old that its funny
Eli Butler
How did you find out about this info??? Tell me
Evan Allen
what do you do on your spare time then?
Logan Hill
You don't have to keep up the girlfriend act any longer you reptile government agent freak! Now fight me!
Elijah Perry
shut the fuck up boomerfag and let us larp in peace, why do oldfags have to ruin all the fun
Jackson Taylor
i don't know what phenotype i want my gf to be. can you just find one with strong features?
Jacob Lee
>Hehe alright you got me.... but don't say I didn't warn you!
Bentley Morris
Bastard!!! As if you could get a hit on me! You're no match for my extra virgin energy!
William Kelly
based and greenpilled t b h
Landon Mitchell
ew a nig
Luis Nguyen
Who pays the taxes to support this program? I know that i certainly dont.
Kayden Peterson
I'll send her back.
Not Black enough.
Mason White
Tell her to get me a restraining order striaght from the feds after making mad fuck.
Samuel Martinez
Please instruct me where I am to file the paperwork so I dont have to have you around. Unless your expenses are tax deductible I dont need the extra financial burden.
Jeremiah Cruz
Shower you with bleach
Jokes I'm not that racist... Probably try get to know her and have some fun for a few days, fuck her a few times then divorce her.
John Parker
this, but opposite.
>send her back, too black.