I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

My girlfriend shall be taller, strongest, working on a best job, sexy, more intelligent, more awesome, more hot, should do female domination to me, her age should be from 18-28, more westernised and shall share, talk and help me I will do same thing.

I need a solution to get a girlfriend in a simplest easiest way.

Help me please :)

I need a girlfriend

I need a girlfriend please please

Remember to sage everybody

Fuck off you 8/pol you dumbass.
I need a girlfriend

I don't think I've ever met a non-creepy Indian dude. We should use this shitpost as an opportunity to post creepy Indian dude stories.

>be me
>working company booth at family picnic
>coworker is 4/10 but "great personality"
>(she is work hot though)
>booth has coloring pages, crayons, etc. for the kiddos, they can color then hang it up on the booth wall
>it's a hit with kindergartners
>and a sweaty 35-year-old Indian dude who keeps hanging around our booth
>he wants to color, coworker reluctantly gives him a page
>he sits down at kids table and painstakingly colors in a page over 30 minutes
>sitting in this tiny chair next to five-year-olds
>finally gets done, hoping he leaves
>he wants coworker to sign her name on the page
>she writes first name, he says "no I meant your whole name"
>she scribbles a fake name (good thinking work hot)
>he tries to give her a hug
>I kick his ass out of the booth
>take his coloring page for good measure
>hung it up on the wall (it was pretty good desu)
>get a blowjob from coworker six months later when I'm moving to another firm

Fuck off. Idgaf tell an advice to get girlfriend in simple way as in India it is thug to get girlfriend due to fucking society.

I need a girlfriend. I need i need her

Kill yourself faggot.

I am not faggot.
Gay should be gassed and wiped.
You Bokachoda and sala.
Which part of India state you are from?

>I am stalking woman on Facebook
>India
Jesus Christ, the memes are real... Here's a tip Pajeet: stop worrying about it. It'll happen when it's bound to happen, do your own shit in the meantime, find a hobby or two.

> Bokachoda and sala
You white-cumskin troll, You need to hype up your indian-slang game kid. Nobody says bakchoda anymore you dyke cunt.

How did I know this was an Indian before I even clicked on the thread?

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Even though this is an obvious larp indian guys are creepy af tell more indian stories if you have 'em like did.

You need to become an attractive man.
This means dressing well, a agile mind, a dominant stance, muscles, money, car and a high status occupation. All this work, for a dick addicted roastie.

My 2nd hobby is so stalk woman on FB.
It is real.
My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

My stalking woman on internet hobby is improving.

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I am not whiteskin troll you dumbfuck.
I am olive Indian

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I am beautiful olive Indian.
I look beautiful.

Tell an advice or get lost

I am from Kolkata, West Bengal, India

You're a white fag, We've got a few like you. Keep on trolling, Good luck kid.

I will be businessman then I will learn programming after passing my homeschooling exam

I quit school since 2013.

NO I AM NOT WHITE.

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I dig the humour man.

Why are Indians so creepy wtf

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Tumko Thapo marungi

I thought that was your foot, but listen you white fag. Keep up the holy humour we need more gooks like you.

Stalking woman is not creepy. It should be legal

I AM NOT WHITE ALSO DON'T EXCEPT ME TO UPLOAD MY UNCENSORED FACE.

This, was like wtf then seen flag and understood.
Also sage

Someone's having fun with an Indian VPN.
Funny nevertheless, 7/10, did laugh.

You won, incel. You won. Just curious since you're in india. How many party proposal you've got so far.And if you got a few, try to avoid them. I've been hearing some fucked up story.

Jow Forums prevents post from VPN and proxy you piece of motherchod

That might be white to you but no to Humans.

I don't have any friends.
I am bored and lonely you Indian.
I NEED GIRLFRIEND.

TELL ME A SOLUTION TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN A EASIER WAY.

I AM ASKING THIS BECAUSE IN INDIA IT IS VERY THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY REASON.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT GOOD ADVICE.

I WILL HAVE SEXY GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

kek I'm trying to go to sleep. What's a motherchod, and how does it differ from a sisterchod?

Says a leaf.

I shouldn't use word like motherchod and sisterchod (benchod) as I hate an incest but people like you making me an angry

Stop shiting in street.

I don't shit in street as my house has toilet.
You kutta

Say hi to the paki chad banging your mum and sister apoo inlu

>that nose and lips
Yikes, you are Bengali alright.
I definitely believe you.

You sound really low IQ

Just buy one slave india has more slaves in 2018 than any other country buy a female slave and be happy

I hate incest.
You gadha

> wagon wheel

IQ doesn't matter really and it is like marks.
Yes I am bengali? What part of Indian are you from?

Tell an advice to get girlfriend in simple way or get lost.

when u will wipe gays but not even your own ass

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I hate slave you dumbfuck.

I don't like slave

fuck off. I say no shitposting

>Which part of India state you are from?
>ok, I'll rape you now

Just b yourself and dont stop believing, Rupinder Suramaranyanamanamallapan

holy shit what the fucking fuck have I stumbled upon

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No really.
I hate rape.
I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

One more thing about me.

I love to be get molested by beautiful woman too. I really hope one day I get molested by beautiful woman too.
I think there is nothing wrong about molestation.
But I won't support rape.
I am beautiful olive Indian
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, hair oil shampoo and body oil.

I will keep posting it until I got a girlfriend

>Tell an advice to get girlfriend in simple way or get lost.
stop masturbating all day, find a job, make friends. Honest advice. Just follow it and stop posting retarded threads on Jow Forums

You posted this thread before too. Stop disgracing us. I know you do this intentionally. Are you a paki or bangaldeshi? What is your deal asshole?

Thats proxy vpn mate, And just repressed white fag from india.

>wipe
do you even know what that is pajeet?
there are no girls on the internet buddy just go find one the next time you're on the designated shitting street

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Listen to the guy, benchod

I am an Indian you kutta.
I am an atheist.
Therefore an ex Hindu.

Listen you kutta I am not from Pakistan and Bangladesh their society is more donkey

MODS PUT THIS SHIT TO BANT ALREADY

I could swear Ive seen this shit before a few times word for word.

Jow Forums bans proxy and VPN.

I am an Indian

no don't I want to watch it smolder some more

FUCK OFF PAJEET

I am proud to be olive skin.
I am not white.

You british man tell me an advice or get lost.
In India it is thug to find girlfriend due to society.
I will keep posting until I got Girlfriend

You're so desperate for this guy not to be Indian.

I am an Indian you foooooooooooooooooooool

PAJEET you must wipe ass to have girlfriend

I know you are.

that what he means dumbass only an indian could be this creepy and desperate so you must be one

Even Indians hate Indians

I feel sorry for normal Pajeets, people like you are reasons why normal Pajeets are bullied this much here

Not even the pajeets are falling for this garbage. Stop larping faggot. Sage

Since when do you have Pajeets in Croatia?

I think he meant on pol

FUCK OFF FOR MAKING ME AN ANGRY PERSON.

TELL AN ADVICE OR GET LOST.

brush teeth
wipe ass
poo in loo
etc.

Pol has more users and one day I hope they give a best advice to get girlfriend in easy way.
Everything is possible.
I will go out once I got a good advice.

Fuck off with this gay shit pajeet
Sage

What an asshat. Fucking get out of this site you dummy. This site is for adults and not kids. I know you are doing this shit intentionally to make us look bad

Ah, yeah, maybe. It's a funny thread tho
Don't rape me bro

I do these 2 except wipe in ass what does it mean

some turists. But I meant on /pol. Pajeets get bullied by waiters in Croatia because they are rude and think of waiters as slaves, so waiters be rude to them too

I gave you advice. Stop jerking off you sick fuck. Go to the doctor for schizophrenia pills, find a job, dress well, make friends and you're set. If it's your society that sets up marriages, then why do you need advice? Now fuck off

Sorry

He has potential to be another taxi driver rapist.

Idgaf fuck about you. I need a girlfriend.
I am lonely.

I love Japan

I am not rapist.
What I said before.
Give me a solution to get a girlfriend in easiest way.

One more thing about me.

I love to be get molested by beautiful woman too. I really hope one day I get molested by beautiful woman too.
I think there is nothing wrong about molestation.
But I won't support rape.
I am beautiful olive Indian
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, hair oil shampoo and body oil.

for pajeets it means scrape up some sand and rub it on your ass so you don't have wet shit hanging out of it all day

Do you get bobs and vegene?

But in India it is thug to find girlfriend.
In my school days female flirt me and called me sexy but couldn't keep their friendship due to my shy.
Male other hand bullied me and they should be gassed for that.
I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

It won't help me to get girlfriend you fucking bastard

>I think there is nothing wrong about molestation.
go out and molest someone then whats the fucking problem
>in India it is thug to find girlfriend.
what the fuck are you talking about

No need to apologize Raj, unless you were rude to waiters in Croatia. Those Pajeets that were rude, were thrown in sea. Atleast that's what my waiter friends told me

Join poonani4pajeets or what ever fucking dating service you have. How hard can it be? I've been on 3 dates in the past 2 weeks and im not exactly a 10/10. Just put yourself out there pajeet. Or if this is larping, then kill yourself. Sage