Ok, if you put about a thumb-sized lead weight to your butthole and it kind of sucks it in and you can't get it out...

Ok, if you put about a thumb-sized lead weight to your butthole and it kind of sucks it in and you can't get it out, hypothetically speaking, how fucked are you?

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lmao fag

Just wait till you shit it

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it should come out when you take a shit, right?

Or just put a dildo in it for the sake of it

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considering how toxic lead is i would go to the hospital immediately

wait what why won't it come out?

>lead

Fuck me mate. Do you definitely mean lead? Because if it is actually lead I would give yourself 15 minutes of trying to get it out or go to the hospital

My sister's friend had lead poisoning and it was fucking brutal

you’re gonna die

Call a doctor faggot

Go to hospital nerd

Listen to the Romanian Suomi

Finland you ok there?

And after that poor doctor is done digging that out of your ass get a boyfriend

>lead
hospital, now

He's dead
Rest
In
Pizza

>lead
Rippy finland

Why'd he have to pick lead lmfao

Probably ignorance, question is how he knows it is lead. This leads me think that he's trolling.

GO TO THE DOCTOR. LEAD MAKES YOU STUPID BEFORE IT KILLS YOU

Prob heavy

>thumb sized
>lead
FINLAND FOR FUCK SAKES DID YOU SHOVE A BULLET UP YOUR ASS?

Perhaps, but if he knew it was lead he should have had some knowledge of it's toxicity, r-right?

Given that people have unironically shoved fidget spinners up their ass i wouldnt be suprized some was this retarded

Shoved one out yours during the winter war ohhhhhh

Gangsta rap made me do it.

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You troll or did you call the hospital?

lead is pretty poisonous, not only that but its pretty darn deadly if it touches a mucosa

The perils of American music yeh

you got it out or you were just larping?

No.

look fren

can you just get help of some kind please? why did you have that much lead anyway?

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So did you put lead in your but?

It's a fishing net weight.

Is it still up there?

it might pass normally

next time don't be a fucking retard

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it's a fishing weight i wouldnt worry about the lead content

I'm trying to poop.
It's 100% my gramps casted them.

yes he casted them so i'm less worried the surface would have already bled into a lot of stuff

What you mean?

i mean see a fucking doctor or wait until you shit retard you're hardly going to die

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There is no need to be so hostile you know..

you're the irresponsible one here

And you're the mean one.

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stop putting things up your ass that are not designed to go there dumb binland
and go to a doc already, if it didn't came out in first 2 hours it will stay there untill someone qualified gets it out

i can't help it if you make me worry faggot

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>american music leads a fag to poison himself
what's the problem

you're probably the gayest australian ever, including troughman

yeah

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