Attention-whore pretends to be interested, good way to extract revenge?

So I met this pathetic attention whore girl who pretends to be interested in me and think I'm actually so stupid to fall for the oldest trick in the book.
Do you guys have any good revenge advice? A good way to piss her off, just make her life miserable or to use her in any way that could be beneficial for me?

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i dunno, spill your chocolate milk on her dress.

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make love to her without her consent
guaranteed to destroy her

maybe just take your licks and don't get run over by attention whores. Why would you take revenge on someone else just because of you being an idiot?

In what way am I an idiot? I never fell for it in the first place, I'm just pissed off at her for even trying.

Would sweet and sour sauce work instead?

You could just pump & dump

Start to rape her then when you get her clothes pulled down and your dick out stop suddenly saying you're just not into her.
Fuck her up for life.

destroy her car brakes

Which tools are required for the job? Do you have any experience with this? Are there any Youtube vids? If she doesn't have a car would it work on her bicycle?

if the car brake idea is too much work, do a acid attack

Should I put shoe-polish on myself so that I look black when I do this?

use nutella

Is that an acid?

if u get caught tell the police u a muslim

Nah man you're already Muslim you can just tell them it's part of your culture.

just ignore her bro,
revenge is clearly overthinking

nutella is pretty acid-like

Aah, that might actually work.

dont listen to the finn. embrace the darkness. she ruined broke your heart, you ruin her life. aneye for an eye

Pump and dump with this one?

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no. use this

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You are wasting your time. It's not worth it. Just ignore her. That's what I do to my school's whore

FUCK her mom.
Taco kid.

DO IT SWEDE !YOU NEED THIS, YOU WANT THIS. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY

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