Comeback August is off to a flying start edition
/britfeel/
Caleb Ortiz
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Jonathan Scott
52 days until the best season of the year
Owen Gray
>On Saturday, he drove Bianca to New York City from Utica, where she lived, to see Canadian singer Nicole Dollanganger perform. Police said they believed the pair had got into an argument on the way back, possibly about her kissing someone else, and he had fatally attacked her with a knife.
Literally couldn't make it up. What a fucking filthy, 'liberated' whore.
When will the days where we indiscriminately murder the unfaithful return? She would have continued through later life being a slag, doesn't matter that she was 17.
Andrew Davis
I get that you waited for a new thread for visibility, but really you needn't have bothered.
Jordan Murphy
How the fuck have I ended up posting on the board that is known by news outlets and normans as the 'Incel' board. We should move our gen lads.
Angel Wilson
we dont care lad, try another thread
James Campbell
Do you sound like a proper farmer lad? OOH ARR WHERES ME COMBINE ARVESTERRR
Jose Taylor
>wrote out post
>new thread
>no point posting in dead thread
You fucking mongrel, how smart are you now you assumptious little man.
Jaxon Lopez
Bloody hell lad, shouldnt be celebrating the murder of a teenager, think youve confused us for outer Jow Forums
Mason Adams
Where abouts? Somerset Here.
Anthony Collins
>move britfeel
There's nowhere else that's appropriate lad (that doesn't already have its own britfeel equivalent)
Tyler Ortiz
Thats a nice school uniform trans lad. Did you go bin diving around the local schools while the cleaners are doing their deep clean?
Nicholas Gomez
How old were you when you lost your V card lads?
I was 14 when me and Kerry Nicholson from year 10 had a good shag in my parents bed after a bottle of lambrini
God I miss those days. Haven't had a good romp in bloody weeks. How's the fanny on your end boys? Summer is here and it is SLAG season aha! Go and get some filth lads weeyy
Julian Thomas
I'd give you a proper reply but I'm just swamped in pussy right now lad
Kayden Murphy
Nope. Wiltshire, which is a bit more generic sounding.
Xavier Young
My wife jumped me as soon as she got in from work last night. It got narsty pretty quick. I kinda like it when she's forceful and aggressive.
Elijah Reyes
>Why yes, a gang of 6 people begged for my forgiveness in McDonald's, how could you tell?
Luis Roberts
Radio taxis in Southampton sent a VILE paki driver that was playing paki music in the car
Shan't be using them again
Jack Cox
Did you get into his taxi?
Anthony Cook
has timmy been sectioned yet?
Hudson Bailey
Yeah, I'd already called another company and hung up when a paki voice answered, although radio taxis had a white operator, and white voice on the call hold message too so assumed they'd be the best bet. 7 miles was too far to walk
Jacob Morales
So you literally posted in the new thread for visibility? That's what you're saying, which is pretty much my point.
And how dare you assume I'm a man.
Leo Cook
>catch taxi after christmas with muslim driver
>chatting about holidays
>ask if he had a good christmas
absolutely devilish
Justin Gomez
Needing some details there, my lad. Please and thanks like.
Jack Flores
The nascent racism is pretty high today, lads. You know we're being watched by the papers and whatnot, don't do anything to attract more summer tomfuckery, please.
Leo Jackson
No different than asking a white man how his Ramadan was, surely. How was your Kwanza, my dude?
Juan Nguyen
>being watched by the papers
Yeah I'm sure the Times is preparing a front page story about HHL as we speak
Andrew Morgan
Just woke up. Was very horny in the night for some reason. Not much food in the house might have to see what's in the freezer
Wyatt Lewis
I'm sorry but I'm afraid I do not speak negro. Here's a penny for you troubles.
Nathan Thompson
you keep your freezer outside?
Julian Lopez
Got my 880 quid in bennies lads, how much did you all get paid today?
Connor Gomez
Just read through the threads, holy shit did SP get destroyed by Crona.
Christopher Thomas
1400 after tax on the 27th of each month lad
Grayson Lewis
Crona started out strong but ended up spazzing out about how he was some kind of beauty, which is laughable to anyone who has seen his photos
John Cooper
Got about the same my fellow wagie
Luke Evans
>his photos
Why haven't they been posted yet?
Landon Ortiz
I'm still a virgin at age 29 lad
Matthew Gutierrez
Stumpy's on the weather
Jaxson Mitchell
A couple have, but its not the one we keep seeing of the lad with the massive foreheads and thinning hair. That being said hes not far off that
Gabriel Stewart
I'm on about face pics.
Dylan Bailey
SP deleting his to-do calendar after getting destroyed by Crona.
Jason Cooper
someone muse have seen my post yesterday because the mints in tescos have now been restocked. thanks tescos
Brayden Sullivan
He didn't get destroyed by Crona at all
Connor Young
Did crona top him?
F for SP's destroyed bumhole
Isaiah Scott
He did, and his only way of coping ith it was by saying it was bait, kek.
Jonathan Anderson
Crona just kept calling SP an incel, that's it
Isaac Thomas
Pretty sure he did lah. SPs boring blame everyone else shtick has gotten boring and he got roasted by Crona of all people.
The manchild got his student loan of 27k paid off by his parents and he's still blaming everyone else for his situation.
Aiden Hall
Why are you lying SP?
Hunter Evans
What is all this SP/Crona malark.
Someone explain, who, what, when, where, how, why
Dominic Thomas
Bam, obliteration desuarchive.org
Christian Jones
Anyone here know much about gaming pcs?
Christopher Jackson
Yeah I've built a few, what do you wanna know lod
Connor Jackson
a man at my work has a daughter who has just turned 19 today. I imagine she's probably quite fit. should I ask him if she's fit?
Aiden Russell
>post in dead thread
>no one reads it at all
>no conversation to come of it
you are low iq. it'd be a pure waste of time. now fuck off and don't reply to my posts you fucking loser.
Joseph Murphy
I don't want to build a pc yet but I kind of want to get into pc gaming with low financial commitment and I want to do it immediately, like today. I was looking at just picking up this pc. Will it perform okay for games like Rainbow Six, ARMA 3 or War Thunder? I don't really care about super high FPS because I am coming from PS4. Nor do I care about everything on Ultra settings. So will this do the job? If I get into it then I would look at building one next time., just now I'd like plug and play basically.
i5+ 8400 Processor
8 GB RAM / 16 GB Intel Optane
Storage: 1 TB HDD
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050
(3D Mark) Time Spy score: 2027
Josiah Jackson
what's the latest with crona i.e the cokehead who thinks he's better than everyone cause he took some drugs?
Grayson Campbell
music videos are so hot it's got to the point where i'm straight up wanking to them
youtube.com
Dominic Young
no u
I see your post was deleted. Self delete or mod delete? Either way, useless now.
Hudson Morris
Honestly, you'd be better off building your own and learning as you go. It's not hard, and Currys are trash. Start looking around PC Part Picker for some clues and parts lists.
Zachary Torres
He's all about Seagate hard drives now, the fancy boy. Reliable and good value, he says.
How old are you? And how creepy are you?
Can you look her up his social network friends lists?
Jayden Johnson
It's disturbing how the elbow twitches an moves around. Completly ruins the forecast when she's on
Jack Peterson
>it'd be a pure waste of time.
Mate, we're all pissing in a bit pot of piss at this point, nothing of value is here.
Jace Moore
>deletes original post
No doubt you'll save it up and get ready for the next thread so you can have lots of lovely discussion about it with your lad pals. HUR DUR DIS CUSHION.
Daniel Reyes
Christopher Murphy
just spent the past hour and a half brainstorming the first part of a story over 6 pages
Camden Torres
If anything that's overkill for the likes of War Thunder and Arma 3 lad, you definitely don't need 16 gigs of RAM for a start
Cameron Russell
elo
EYLO
one big fuckin dreamer weamer mr sleepy man da one where i get double bennies for bein a big boy and otha neets cant get theirs and DIE.!
gudnite mummywummy
William Howard
fucking hell, I honestly used to like crona as far as attention seeking trips go but he's so fucking egotistical
>think he's really smart and invest in crypto claiming it'll make him rich
>end up loosing a ton of money
>starts talking about psychedelics, everyone tell him to avoid because he can't handle it
>assumes he knows better than everyone and end up having a full mental breakdown and now requires anti psychotics just to function
>starts doing coke "but only on weekends" claiming it couldn't possibly lead to addiction
>will end up as a coke head
Jose Evans
kek the classic /britfeel/ posts just keep coming
Robert Allen
Not as classic as this gem LOL! nice one
Asher Miller
I'm off to Morrisons to perv on the daytime trashy mums then Waitrose to lech on the yummy mummies.
Anyone want 'owt?
Evan Price
Heartily howling at this lad.
Lucas Bennett
*lights a bag of dogshit and chucks it at the /britfeel/ towers doorstep
Christian Lewis
gonna choke on my cornflakes hilarious stuff user
Lincoln Robinson
>tfw have prouder willy syndrome
>tfw people make fun of me for a disease I can't help
>order a pizza wizza slice a meatsa to cheer myself up
Christopher Russell
*53 days, it starts on the 23rd
Luke Turner
Any chance Greggs can be replaced by a vape shop, please and thank you?
Noah Anderson
in b4 sulkanon starts whinging again
Juan Smith
I'll take 1 yummy mummy to go please lad
Jaxon Reyes
Didn't pay any attention to the forecast as it's the first time I've seen her in her natural habitat.
I'm a fan of wonky eyes donovan on look norf.
Nolan Howard
Open GIMP and make the change yourself lad.
Lucas Scott
>7 miles was too far to walk
Only if you're an unprincipled poseur.
Juan Morales
>he vapes
that's a massive yikes from me lad
Logan Walker
*calmly extinguishes the flame and tosses it back at you*
Samuel Baker
Will do, lad. What's your type?
Christopher Harris
irony is HHL is a vile thieving parasite and prouder willy lad genuinely needs the help he gets.
Liam Ross
29 and very creepy. look like a classic rapist
Owen Adams
It begins at night, the /britfeel/ fight.
From over the land the people unite.
From here and there, and everywhere
we congregate to rant and share.
The trannies lurk, they're mostly jerks
and in the shadows we go berserk.
In the end, we let them stay,
even though we think they're gay.
Along with them, there are the others
the ones we would consider brothers.
These include the memer pals
and the ones with barren sticks for gals.
Occasionally we get a madman
who decides to kill and we think that's mad, man.
But overall, we're a great bunch of lads
that last longer than all the fads.
Wahey!
Jaxson Nelson
Tall, curvy, hair in a bun or ponytail. Upper class accent so she still refers to her father as "daddy" and her kids as "darling"
Jason Gomez
Privileged normie fucks who become kil really piss me off.
Imagine being pretty, having genuine friends and family, just to end it all
Ryan Cooper
apparently gilette actually had massive losses because of that advert they did. I didn't think that many people really cared
Jaxson Ortiz
obviously she was crackers mate doesnt sound like she killed herself over a chad or some normie bullshit
Logan Hughes
bOys wiLL Be BoYs
but seriously i swear nobody this side of the pond actually gave a fuck. ik the burgers were crying because muh masculinity
Parker Ward
>he doesn't
but thanks for thinking of me fren
Hunter Wood
imagine schizophrenia can ruin your life regardless of if you're a normie
Gavin Robinson
Sounds like SP, his family is rich and bails him out all the time.
Sebastian Murphy
Very nice poem there user.
Yer a good un
Jackson Baker
Sound selection, my dude. I will go a-pervin' and keep a look out.
Jordan Davis
a sudden decrease in social status, embarrassment, abject and lasting shame, the torment of your own mind telling you that you're not only worthless, your existence is a net minus figure to your poor parents who have spent all of their money and effort and time trying to turn you into something worthwhile, being the subject of ridicule among your peers. knowing deep down you're a joke.
For some this is a new sensation, for others, like us, we were molded by it, those demons dont even attack us anymore, we're not worth the effort. But for a pretty, young, sexy and smart thing like her? all of that at once was just too much. Sad really.
Wyatt Mitchell
get some thiccies for this poor lad over here