WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AMBULANCE AND POLICE GOING DOWN MY STREET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what, that isn't a common thing? Guess I'm just desensitized

3 MORE IN SUCCESSION, ONE OF THEM BEING A FIRE TRUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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You're probably jerking off to them as we speak. The cops will drag you off while you have your dick in your hand you sick fuck.

maybe they are just racing?

holy shit the zombie apocalypse is happening

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ALREADY JERKED OFF EARLIER
maybe...

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theyre putting traffic cones in front of my neighbors house, ar slash banter. what did they mean by this?

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You dummy it could be just a car accident very very bad car accident or someone was killed really really hard

The ambulance is for when the swat team shoot you for no good reason

You already jerked off to your loli collection once not that long ago and now you're doing it again? You're going away for a long time. I hope you rot up in jail.

being american is a good reason to get shot

i didnt hear anything that sounded like a car crash, so if there was one it would have to be quite far away, so i dont see why they would put traffic cones in front of my neighbors house?
its not funny
IT WASNT LOLI IT WAS TRAP

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Okay go outside take a picture let's see what we can figure out because you describing
f*** it just take a picture

Calm down. Theres probs just an active shooter or muslim threatening to knife people. Just like any other day in your shithole country.

It was probably shota traps... You deserve to be raped in jail you sicko.

maybe a fat man collapsed a bridge

No wait nevermind don't take a picture someone might find out where you live and kill you

just looked outside and the traffic cones were all gone. dunno why they were there for only a few minutes.
cmon guys stop...
IT WASNT

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I'll take the rape part back since you would probably enjoy that. You deserve death by cop. Your days of masturbating to cp etc. are over.

Maybe you sharted too hard and blood spurted out the window

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I HAVE NO CP DENMARK PLEASE DROP IT
you forgot your proxy

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No need for a proxy, fellow sharter.

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maybe a fat cop obliterated a mexican robber in walmart after he landed on him.

>IT WASNT LOLI IT WAS TRAP
You know that a lot of traps in doujins are underage, right?

there are no walmarts near here
i wasnt reading doujin

Then no idea. Check your local news, maybe a dumb nigger set himself on fire.
Also
>i wasnt reading doujin
You'd better not have seen 3D garbage like a pig without taste.

dont worry mexico, i wasnt

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Lolicon is not illegal unless you live in the UK

cringey Dysnomia