Why am I not straight like normal people

Why am I not straight like normal people

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you are homo

you are homo

you are homo

why tho

lol homo

lol homo

lol homo

not funny

lol you want to fuck a dude, cuddle him, fall in love with him, get married, and grow old with him, and have a fulfilling, lifelong relationship, your so gay

this but with a girl

Gay relationships aren't fulfilling

did your classmates beat you?

just stop being gay

just stop being gay

No. I was the bully.

>France
>The tough guy is ghei

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How

read the bible until you're not gay

you are gay

you are the gayest

Totally wrong.

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I'm not that tough but I used to hang out with bullies

I don't believe in God

haha ur gay faggot

Just stopping by to inform that every last one of you posting in this thread is incredibly gay

neither do i, but that's the only known cure for the gay. personally, i'd rather be gay than a christfag. i think you should just accept your homosexuality and let me fuck your boipussi (no homo)

lewd

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> Why am I not straight
>this but with a girl
you're no gay, you're a faggot
jesus christ kys fucking attentionwhore

Normal people are gay

This guys has some ideas but I have no idea how accurate they are

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So you was the little bitch of the bullies?
i bet that you had ghei fantasies of geting fugged by some on them.

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objectively the biggest gay

dumb projecting homo

I'm not a faggot stop saying that.

>i bet that you had ghei fantasies of geting fugged by some on them.
Not really no I was kinda straight at that time

I mean at least in middle school

you literally are a faggot, i've seen lots and lots of gays here but of them all you're the only one who is a faggot

That faggot spainlet is still here?
abandon thread

No proofs on that, dumb bong...
Suuure,,,
phegget.

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>No proofs on that
ahem
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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It can be the cause as well. Like, at some point you felt pleasure from the emotions of your victim and started to search for that nostalgia feel at older age.

And i was lying?
What?

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What do you mean why would I want to get fucked in the ass

Maybe if I was a top but I'm not

dumb frogposter i dont want to fuck you anymore and jokes on you because i am a cute girl so it would have cured your gayness

>i am a cute girl
Prove it

>wanting to be a bottom
idfk, then it must be eurofag propaganda of degeneracy

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this is me

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Faggot

Says the massive faggot.

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I don't understand how anyone can be a top. It seems like a lot of spinning

i know you are but what am i

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At least I'm trying to cure it instead of embracing it like you faggots

>At least I'm trying to cure it
Trying to get assfugged it cant be called "cure it", dumb faggot

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if you really want to cure it maybe you should try my suggestion would be to read the bible again and have sex with cute girls (like me)

since you're a bottom you should find cute girls who have dicks (plastic) to put in your butt.

I'm neither so I don't know

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homo

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you are all massive homos

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0 proofs on that, because im not.

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I'm not massive

i said that you are all massive homos.

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azi viens je te fais une pipe et on oublie tout ok copain

i'm literally 64kg
how is that massive?

räägi inglise keelt sa kuradi pederast.
google translate ei ole mul kogu aeg lahti, ma ei viitsi minna sinna iga kord kui keegi räägib enda kuradi emakeeles. LITS

the homo of bant

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64kg of cum in your ass.

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re-read.

what the fuck? i'm not like that at all

If you could you would.

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No. Thats disgusting. I'd rather not have sex at all than have it outside of relationship.

Bad parenting

that's A LOT of cum. I'm impressed. Russians really know how to make room for cummies in their bummies

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thats really rude, i never deserved this

Heh.

Are you that russian who is always complaining about he cant find a bf in russia?

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yes

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sorre i didnt realize i was being rude. i thought you liked it. i'll get an oil pan and we can drain the cum from your butt

Why you cant? you dumb? do you live in a village of 20 people in the middle of nowhere on siberia or what?

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> you dumb? do you live in a village of 20 people in the middle of nowhere on siberia or what?
this

hmm

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That must suck, but your town is really that smol?
you cant move to another place?
So? i was lying?
about thisthat was not me.

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dumb repressing homo
stop it with your meido fantasies

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CAUSE US GOVERMENT USED GAYBOMB ON YA M8

the only homo i see over here is you.
Dumb bong.

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20k people, more than half are not even slavs, half of that are women, basically if you just break down it by age and averages for % of gay men i have like 10 people of my age that are gay here, even if they were open fags that are holding pride parades every day chances to meet a bf would be pretty low.
And i'm really stuck in here.

>are not even slavs
RACIST ! RACIST FAGGOT!

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>more than half are not even slavs
You only want a slav bf? it seems like you cant get too picky...

Take it to /lgbt/.

>wants to fuck a cute boy in a maid outfit
>not gay
sure, I'm the gay one here

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You would be racist too if you lived around this people.
I meant slavs as best possible thing i can get here, not overall. I live in asian republic so its mostly asians here now.

but i bet that you want to be in the maid outfit.
Dumb ghei bong.
its impossible that you cant get a bf... come on.

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stop projecting your homo fantasies onto me
getting fucked by another man is gay even if you wear a cute dress

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Girls (bois) are totally not ghei.

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Just fuck women you fag.

Pussies are better than assholes.

It may not be too late for you cunt.

>it is not gay to fug someone with a penis

girls (bois) are still bois because they have dicks
you literally want to fuck a boy
you are the biggest homo on this board

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Just go west to scandinavia.
Before you know it you'll be swimming in options.

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You are the biggest homo, dumb girly ghei bong.

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It is impossible that i can get a bf tbdesu.
On a local gay site there are 40 guys listed from my town.
Of (very)roughly my age there are 7.
Out of those 7 only 2 are tops.
Both are only there for hook ups.

Other closest town is 1000km away.
And before you ask nobody uses tinder here.

And you seriously cant move to a bigger city?
Poor homo ruski.

I'm not girly and I'm not gay dumb homo spain
I'm not the one who wants to lewd girly boys in dresses

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Just man the fuck up to escape being a glorious winged incel and when women view you as a man, you will want to fuck them.

I'm not a virgin.

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I do live with them IN ONE FLAT

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Because you're the result of incest.

Dumb ᶜᵘᵗᵉ girl (boi) bong...
and of course you are not who wants that, you are who wants to be in the girly clothes.

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n-no I don't y-you bully
I'm not a homo with a meido fetish like you

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Dont you want to be my cutie meido?

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no you'll just make it gay
I wouldn't mind working as a maid but only in a straight and non lewd way

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