BE ITALY

>BE ITALY
>PASTA PASTA MAMA MIA FETTUCCINE RAGU A SPICY MEATABALL

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>be american
>eat mcdonald
>get fat
>die
Checkmate atheist

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Careful Giuseppe, don't make me sit on you.

>BE ITALY
>BE MARIO'S BROTHER
>MAMMA LUIGI xD

Oh shit, i'll cook you pizza but leave me alone

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>be america
>be the laughingstock of the world

>be Italy.
>if ya don’t go by our rules
>you’s gonna be sleeping wit da fishes
>capiche
>mi amõr?

are you just one guy or do all Italians have the same reaction images

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GRAZIE RAGAZZI MAMA MIA GRANDI PASTA

I'm the same guy u know, it's just me that use awoo,chen and random shit

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Make it 2 large pizzas with every cured meat you have as toppings and we have a deal.

Done, take them and go back to your basement u fag

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I'm half italian and deeply insecure about it.

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Me right now

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Cook for me kobe. Dress like a trap too.

>be american
>government provides yearly blacked subscription

I'm not trap kobe, i'm fake kobe
I'm straight sorry

>be indian
>work tech support scams inbetween pooing in designated shitting streets
>pass out from strong poo smell
>drown in the ganges river

>be american
>get shot

Classic

EYYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM HEY HEY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE HEY HEY I'M TRYNA EAT DELI MEATS AND MILK IN A TRACK SUIT HERE EY EY

lol so tru

>hate gold chains
>hate hair gel
>have an anglo name
>like reading about ww2 and other history things
>eat by myself in my room instead of with my family
>socially inept
>like beer and steak more than pasta

Yes I'm so italian.

BADDA.
BING.
TONY'S GONNA MAKE ME A MADE MAN BY THE END OF THE WEEK JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE LOUIE.

Badabing badabeng now u ded

Say it right u damn moron

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Aren't you sworn to the Omertá code or something should you even be posting here? I'm gonna report you to the don myself.

>Omertá code
Nobody care until mafia shows up

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I WANT MY GABAGOOL BY THE END OF THE NIGHT

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Or you will get thrown in the acid, am i right?
Ye i know i'm right

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Mamma mia

kike

>be american
>forget to tip at walmart
>get shot
>die

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>be italy
>get invaded by criminal nigger and arab migrants that steal and kill your natives
>literally can't defend yourselves or deport these people because it's illegal

the absolute state

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That's sweden, our "government" want to kick them out