>BE ITALY
>PASTA PASTA MAMA MIA FETTUCCINE RAGU A SPICY MEATABALL
BE ITALY
>be american
>eat mcdonald
>get fat
>die
Checkmate atheist
Careful Giuseppe, don't make me sit on you.
>BE ITALY
>BE MARIO'S BROTHER
>MAMMA LUIGI xD
Oh shit, i'll cook you pizza but leave me alone
>be america
>be the laughingstock of the world
>be Italy.
>if ya don’t go by our rules
>you’s gonna be sleeping wit da fishes
>capiche
>mi amõr?
are you just one guy or do all Italians have the same reaction images
GRAZIE RAGAZZI MAMA MIA GRANDI PASTA
I'm the same guy u know, it's just me that use awoo,chen and random shit
Make it 2 large pizzas with every cured meat you have as toppings and we have a deal.
Done, take them and go back to your basement u fag
I'm half italian and deeply insecure about it.
Me right now
Cook for me kobe. Dress like a trap too.
>be american
>government provides yearly blacked subscription
I'm not trap kobe, i'm fake kobe
I'm straight sorry
>be indian
>work tech support scams inbetween pooing in designated shitting streets
>pass out from strong poo smell
>drown in the ganges river
>be american
>get shot
Classic
EYYY BADDA BING BADDA BOOM HEY HEY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE HEY HEY I'M TRYNA EAT DELI MEATS AND MILK IN A TRACK SUIT HERE EY EY
lol so tru
>hate gold chains
>hate hair gel
>have an anglo name
>like reading about ww2 and other history things
>eat by myself in my room instead of with my family
>socially inept
>like beer and steak more than pasta
Yes I'm so italian.
BADDA.
BING.
TONY'S GONNA MAKE ME A MADE MAN BY THE END OF THE WEEK JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE LOUIE.
Badabing badabeng now u ded
Say it right u damn moron
Aren't you sworn to the Omertá code or something should you even be posting here? I'm gonna report you to the don myself.
>Omertá code
Nobody care until mafia shows up
I WANT MY GABAGOOL BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
Or you will get thrown in the acid, am i right?
Ye i know i'm right
Mamma mia
kike
>be american
>forget to tip at walmart
>get shot
>die
>be italy
>get invaded by criminal nigger and arab migrants that steal and kill your natives
>literally can't defend yourselves or deport these people because it's illegal
the absolute state
That's sweden, our "government" want to kick them out