Any Frenchies want to be my friend? : )

Any Frenchies want to be my friend? : )

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What about a swede? :o

Meeeeeh...

Yes, I want to be your friend.

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I'll be your friend!

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Mean, swedes are our friends.

>no replies to the actual frenchies
>WOOP

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ça serait franchement mon destin achevé si je trouvait un francami

Why do you want some pussy Frenchmen. Come to murica, where our pockets are as deep as our back flaps.

It hurts...
Will you be my friends, nice burgerposters?

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comment puis-je trouver des francamis sur la ligne avec lesquels je peux parler de la langue

ouais ouais ouais! je te promets et je te promettrai que je serai ton anglami pour toujours hehe

You are being obnoxious. Please leave.

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Sure buddy
I can't speak French like the other guy though

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je suis la fillette

This was really just a surprise attack to weaken french moral and it worked

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c'est simplement l'eau russe qui te fait ça

Yay friends BONJOUR my FRENCH friends.
Swedes are OKAY.

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Great! I always wanted to have an americanposter friend!

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mais... maintenant qu'est-ce que nous ferons...

:s

frenchies belong to us

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No problem, let's be friend forever!
I-I know that's not true. Anglos are very honest.
Swedes are cute dorks! (pic related).

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I want a Swedish friend!

FRENCHIES STOP TALKING TO THE AMERICANS YOU ALREADY GAVE THEM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WHERE'S MY STATUE!!!

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>Anglos are very honest.

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Th-that's up to you!
Don't be a meanie Germany, we are good friend but that's bo reason to monopolize us! You know our bond is stronger than anything!

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True. We love our Teutonic masters.

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Okey

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I-I don't know, I hope we'll give you a nice statue! In a sense, Nelson's column was a gift from us since it wouldn't exist if you didn't win against us.
Th-they are! Loyal, honest, dignified friends.

Yey! :D

YOU GIVE US DIDDLY SQUAT AND TOOK HIS LIFE. FRENCHIEEEEEEEEEEES. Also stop stuttering lol

I-I'm sorry, it's just that I don't have many amerifriends and anglofriends, so I am a bit embarasded and happy!
As for Nelson, gomene, I'm sure the shooter didn't do it on purpose, he wanted to scare him off but rifles weren't very precise at this time, and with the waves it was hard to shoot right!

You're a well behaved Frenchie I'll give you that. You know your place. Keep waving that white flag froggy and maybe I'll be your friend.

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Why did you turn all dominant on us all of a sudden? No self-respecting Frenchman would show even a hint of submission to you, Anglo.
Germans, on the other hand...

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Germans lost two world wars and all you did in the second one was lose. The combined might of the two ANGLO super powers defeated Hitler's bitch ass

Mean.

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+ the friendly ruski communisms

That's right, I think he lured us into being his friend only to let us down.

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Yes, but Germans and Germanics are our superiors. Honestly we should have surrendered in WW1 too, Hitler was right when he said that we're better off under German rule.
We are an integral part of the Frankish(German) Empire, we were just never meant to rule it.

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Next time when Germany comes knocking don't look to us for help froggy.
Get back in your cage and keep singing La Mer for me or else.

Please stop being smug and mean, anglos, we just want to be your friends.

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Anglos are Germanic you frog, the world is destined to be ruled by Anglos, Dutchmen and Nordics in a holy trinity and the Fr*Nch and G*Rman will be oppressed.

I'm open to befriending a frog but the Germans control nothing and mr.WOOP needs to understand this

Well, it's not like your expeditionary force made much of a difference during the Battle of France. No one can stop the TEUTONIC bull when he's angry. We should never have sought for your help because we are destined to exist under the rule of the Germans.

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That's it, now I'm angry!

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That's pretty gay, France.

>Anglos are Germanic
You are heavily mixed with other inferior populations, just like us. Just accept it.

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SO BEGINS THE NEXT ANGLO-FRENCH WAR! TO ARMS MY BROTHERS FROM BRITANNIA! LETS SHOW THESE FROGS WHAT FOR, TALLY-HO!

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Hello, master. When will you produce another Karel de Grote?

At this point we'd be better off under american rule.
The Dutchmen you fucked over during the boer war, while only germans and us were helping them? Don't be so anti-german, that's just mean.
We had to protect our belgian little sister!

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Never sadly, we're just as cucked as you are.

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We won't fight, we're friends. You are a big meanie, through.

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No one can stop a German except for ANGLO bombs and Soviet manpower

Never, I'm more Germanic then most so I'm a cool guy, living heart of the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms + quarter Dutch. Fr*nchies are just gay bois who speak autistic Latin

The Dutch we helped liberate and establish a free state by invading the Spaniards. The Dutch who had the same monarch as us for a while and we almost formed a union with. And the Dutch we might've kind've oppressed a little in Africa but we made the flag the Dutch one as an apology

aight prolly

Anglo-Dutch union when?

END IS NIGH FOR ALL FRENCHIES.

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>We had to protect our belgian little sister!
Walloons can't govern themselves either, and they deserve brilliant leadership just as much as us.
That's a shame.

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This is a friendly thread. Please leave. No one cares about your larping wars.

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Never, when you're bragging about literally creating and fostering the Netherlands, fuck off James.
I'd rather create a shitty union with the French. Atleast they don't brag as much.

Try it! You can't beat the Franco-Finn alliance.

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Now that's just rude. I only mentioned that because the Frenchie was accusing me us of oppressing the Dutch

You can't get a fictional country to fight for you. Man up already and FACE ME.

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>I'd rather create a shitty union with the French
Yes please.

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Doing what's right sometimes means doing something wrong.
Don't believe the anglos, they are being agressive and smug, and brag all the time now. We frenchies are nice and depressed.
You are the rude one, you only came here to be agressive when it's a niceposting thread.
Pic related

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I'm in

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After all, we just have to turn your flag on it's right side and you're basically France but longer!

Henlo smellie frog.
I SAID HELLO SMENLIE FROGIE.
THIS IS AN ANGLO FOREVER THREAD NOW.
GET OUT OR I WILL MAKE YOUR WHITE FLAG DISPLAY IT'S OWN LITTLE MICRO WHITE FLAG.

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Yay! Let's be friends forever!

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And better!

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No it's not. You don't get to choose just because you're the op.

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shut up queercunt

check'd

True.

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I AM CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS.

I did no such thing, WOOP claimed that the ANGLOs were inferior.

You are being mean. I'm afraid we'll have to kick you out of the alliance if you continue.

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me satan trips says otherwise.

tomorrow we march to Amsterdam to steal hookers and weed

You're pretty weird.

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Alright I want part in the alliance now let me in.

get ready we're doing it

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I won't let you!
He claimed everyone was inferior through.

You both are alright, Frenchies, give yourself some kisses, from me to you.

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ye prolly

Stop posting this man's face and fuck back to ((((J/v/c)))). >>>out

i thought this was nice thread :(

You are a double agent working for the anglo, I knew it.
He's nice through.
We'll let you join our alliance if you promise not being mean.
Thanks my friend, the franco/dutch alliance is the most beautiful one!

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I'm sorry fren, but you were being mean to our dutch friend, and posted an unholly image. We can let you stay in the alliance as long as you don't falseflag.

Well it's not an alliance if we don't get to be mean to SOMEBODY.

>mfw praised by my Dutch superior

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you one up'd me. I will stay on my tippy tippedy toes and make us all crème brulée

*unzips*

Nico stands trial for warcrimes she commited during the japanese occupation of mainland china. She is found guilty on all counts. One day before her sentencing, she commits hari kari with a shank.

didn't know the french were super submissive sl*ts lol

imagine they had to save your ass

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they're fake french, probably britons or southerners. Us real Norman French would never let anyone walk on our tippedy toes

We'll be mean to the meanies and frogposters of course!
That's right, dutch-sama is our friend.
Of course, you are more than welcome friend.
Stop bullying her NOW.

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Jow Forums était une erreur nom de dieu

How did that maginot line work out for you?

ayaa

>britons or southerners
I'm neither. I'm from Lille.

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tactical genius my guy. we let the nazis have a fake sence of confidence and then bring you in to give their sweet and tender aSSes a taste of holocaust

inbred

insulte pas les bretons

We're nice, that's all. Burgers should take some lessons from us.
We won't let them forget!
I am half Normand, a quarter German and a quarter Bourguignon, nice try! True frenchposterd are nice.

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