/britfeel/

Guys should I join the army? I just want to have an easy straightforward life.

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Yes that was a worthwhile post to reply to him with. Fucking mong.

comfy mate, I'm jealous. What are you doing?

There's no telling them mate. They seem to think replying to them will make them fuck off. Because it works so well with literally every personality we have here.

>Thank you so so much for you patience, my supervisor advised that since the promo is due today it can still be automatically applied until the end of business day, if it is not applied by tomorrow we can add it to your account as an exception on our end. I will keep a follow up on your account, if by tomorrow the credit is not applied I will contact my supervisor so that they can issue the promo to your account and I will send you a confirmation email once that is done.

Result. Hopefully they don't actually send me the code, because it was min. 40 quid spend. Hoping they just add the 15 quid to my account tomorrow instead.

Get fu/ck/ed. We were here before you.

Coworker working at the morgue with me was really rude.

I needed a helping hand but he just gave me the cold shoulder.

State of this place etc

>be my dads mate
>working at the hospital as a porter in the 1980s
>one of his jobs was moving dead bodies to the mortuary in a seperate building away from the main hospital
>him and another lad get called out to move a body
>HUGE bloke, he reckoned he was about 30 stone
>wheel him over to the mortuary on the wheely bed thing, have to lift him off the bed and into one of the freezers
>they start lifting the chap off the bed, my dads mate slips and falls, the body falls and rolls off the stretcher thing onto him
>he was stuck underneath a 30 stone dead bloke until his mate managed to roll the corpse off him

poor bloke

>bunch of survivors in a bunker have a really bad time
grim movie full of rape, violence and misery. Good if you're into that kinda thing though

ffs what am I like haha

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It's a film, not a movie, stop talking like a yank

>My actual sides.

Just 'cos you're too stupid to figure it out for yourself. Even if you did figure out my methods you wouldn't have the gall to pull it off.

That's why you're poor.

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>i'm so great that I got onto Jow Forums to brag
Even if you're rich you're just as miserable as the rest of us otherwise you'd not be here.

sorry m8 too late to change it now

When you stop blaming other people for your problems....when you stop procrastinating, bitching and complaining about how unfair life is...it is truly amazing what the fuck you can accomplish with your life!

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Deciding what to spend my free 15 on Amazon.
Nothing I really want, think I might just get a load of food.
Any ideas?

I'm not rich *yet*, but I have a strong business plan and a plane ticket.

I will be a wealthy man in the near future. Even so I'll still post on here.

thinkpad docking station

Electric toothbrush maybe some new heads with it

what is poley going by on fb these days he deleted me or deleted his account

>I just need to follow this get rich quick scheme, what can go wrong

How often should you turn off your laptop?

picture of a cat getting caught licking his sack

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Uhhh.. Lad.. Um

/amerifeel/ when

>After years of failed get rich quick schemes, I know i'm going to get rich with this scheme, and quick!

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Jow Forums is /amerifeel/ though

>After years of failed get rich quick schemes

If you mean 'uni', then, LOL yes. Fell for that meme. Only a fool once. ;-)

This is like the 1000th fucking thread, cant you limey cunts just fuck off to Jow Forums

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Island mentality.

Wrote my car off lads.

I reckon there has been about 4000 britfeel threads

You do know you're being trolled, right? We all know you're a great d00d with lots of money, just fucking tone it down a bit so we can get through the day, ok?

for me, it's a no way dawg

who the fuck are you, ya clown? you were shitting up the last thread, too.

how did you manage that one?

>1000th fucking thread
theres been alot more than that laddo

Regulars know who I am.

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desuarchive.org/r9k/search/subject//britfeel//

>4749 results found.

and theres been a few more without the proper name

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hes a 35 year old manchild who cant function without his dad constantly fixing his fuck ups, just ignore him lad

Ah yes, a lot of sixth form cunts crawling out of the woodwork again. The toilet level humour and nonce spam makes sense when you think about it

>recruiter calls up, offers an immediate start job
>it's working for a company a guy in my year at school started
absofuckinglutely not

Got wiped the fuck out by a van at a crossroads.

I personally first started posting in britfeel during the late 70s

>a britfeel thread every day for 13 years
Wew.

same, remember the meetups at jimmy savilles house? good times

that suckss

That explains the constant blacked threads and noncey anime

Think you'll find the toilet humour is all year round lad, courtesy of me.

lads, after fucking YEARS of studying, i'm proud to say that I am now fluent in Japanese. I'm so goddamn happy this day has finally come. I know we're British, but if you'll allow me i'd like to say a few words in my new learned language.
My rife is awfaru.

Building my gundam model lads.
What are you lot up to?

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a level kids think they're all grown up now and can openly post about being a child

Based lad. Enjoying seeing it put together.

by da power givern to me by gardiyuns protectas of norf kids i 'ereby declare you, Apu Apoostarjer guilty of bein' a wrong'un 'nd nonce.
i sentence yer t'death by dirtbikes soon as
go on Daz take 'im round back

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...why did they strip him naked for court?

>tfw when found the first one
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/11661392/#11661392

Seeth Seether took them.

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>sixth form cunts
I WILL MAKE SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND BONG A YEAR WHEN I MOVE TO ANOTHER CUNTRY YOLOLOLOLO

archived.moe/r9k/thread/11661392/
Shows you what the thumbnail was

>prince ngobu has sorted me right out. All I had to do was send some money and buy a one way ticket. He'll meet me at the airport and i'll be fucking wealthy!!!

Love how you faggots hate us, the based nonce crew

HELLO FREIND
I AM REGARDING YOUR ADVICE ON A INVESTMENT OPPRTUNITY FOR YOU FRIENDE PLEASE TO REPLY ME IMEDIATELY FOR BEST RESPONS

PS: results day lads, two As and a B for me. Projected three Bs, so I'm proper pleased. Jow Forums gold passes for everyone upvoting this post.

remember, no nonces.

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fackin cunts

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Might get a chicken & gravy pie for dinner, been a while since I've had one

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I bet you revised didn't you. Fucking tryhard

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Do it. You having chips with it?
Love a good pie but i always fuck them up

havin a pie and chips myself
just finished another 24 hour fast am fucking starving lad

Stuck three grapes up my arse this morning to see if I would reverse ingest them or not, but I just shat them out whole.

MYTH : BUSTED

Everyone talking about results day is making me depressed. Mine was 5 years ago

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I actually don't have chips cause I figure there's enough carbs as it is, but it's not like the pie itself is healthy anyway so who am I fooling

What could you have with it that's not carbs though.

so hungry all the time. wish i had a massive plate of chips next to me at all times.

and does anyone have a good recommendation for chip seasoning?

sorry m8 but I got tripple A* so im steaming

ate another one lads

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What colour? Before you inserted.
And what foods will you try next? Maybe soup might be easier to absorb

love them, topped with a tin of sainsbury's beans

This shit is the absolute best, I put it on nearly everything. It's hard to describe but it comes out like salt and tastes wonderful. Especially chips.

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You could get a load of different seasonings and make your own mega seasoning. Bit of garlic and salt, cayenne, chilli, some herbs, pepper and whatever else you want

*listens to this tomber classic through his wakman*
youtube.com/watch?v=2CQLAhNlbfQ

alreet marco fuck gordon aye

american chip spice is amazing mate. like a garlicy salty paprika.

not fucking around just eaten 4 bowls of coco pops in a row

Two reds and a green.
Might try a boiled egg next, kind of want to test solid foods before I try liquid.

Was it really scary lad?

living the life
I remember one of the low points of my neet years was waking up at 3pm and having a mug of coco pops

there's this stuff called chip season which like a small shaker with salt, pepper, herbs and other shit just get one which sounds nice to you

>a mug of coco pops
>a mug
you drank it like that?

I guess peas or something? I'm not fussed, the pie alone will suffice