You have 10 seconds to be as NPC as possible. Go

what do you mean you dont have a cellphone!!??
everyone has a cellphone!

Hey everyone, how's it going?

I'll give you 15 sand for that emerald

Hey dawgs, you know like, we got to take care of the world like, this world is so unjust dawg.

I think instead of focusing on religion and other bullshit, we should dedicate our time and effort to fixing the environment. This is probably the greatest issue to face our generation.

The NPC meme is really demeaning and you should stop using it.

NigPC

Epstein committed suicide. Pedo is probably in hell

What do you mean you dont have a Facebook? What? You dont have ANY social media? Get with the times bro its 2019

Orange man bad

Djsums

Unironically, some lady that I work with told me this last week

RENT FREE. You're letting the NPCs live rent free in your head

>Just take a shower bro
In what fucking world is it a bad idea to clean yourself/ if your goal is to get a girl, (tfw no gf is the most NPC thing I've ever fucking heard, because retards fucking repeat it over, and over) or to get any social interaction.

If you don't shower daily and expect to have a gf you're retarded.

Masturbation isnt bad for you and indeed has health benefits

This. Tried helping my friend lose his virginity before college(he was a senior and I was a sophomore) invited over a girl with slight interest in him. Made this man sound like a god and still had her tell me she wanted to fuck me that night. I fake passed out on the couch and she ended up fucking my friend anyways cuz roastie slut will do roastie things.

>incest is wrong and should be punished with execution

Donald Trump's presidency has been a total embarrassment for the US

Learn to code bro.

I like sunbathing

You guys wanna chill tonight and watch The Office?

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jews are our friends , I love bagels!!!

incel have sex i browse /tv/ kill all woman haters

We should kill rich people because that worked so well during the French Revolution.

There is hope, there is a future

All the fags who cant get laid
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Who hurt you?
1001110101001010

trump is literally the second coming of hitler!!

Rich people good. Bernie is a Stalinist. I'm not racist but.

Literally anything because the NPC meme is popularized by narcissists who think people are obligated to behave a particular way.

Is there someone for a fat ugly neet middle-aged retard with fucked up teeth, not huge dick and balding all while living with parents? Oh and highschool dropout on neetbux. Is there someone for me. I'm pretty toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? o F o?

>it gets better

Statistically it's almost guaranteed you have a perfect match, but you may never find them.

All I wanna duh is teh piss off dem libtards!

I've been to reddit and it's objectively better less toxic and not full of obsenity and pornography

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Jeffery Epstein wasn't murdered, the fuck are you talking about? The global elite aren't a bunch of pedophiles and psychopaths, if they were that would have kinda been mentioned a while ago, right? It's not like the most powerful country on Earth attained it's power through increasingly terrifying and shady murders that might as well be mass homicide.

No I haven't heard of MK Ultra, is that a band or something?

This except completely original

Statistically a god particle could mutate you into a being of unimaginable power, statistically.

npc mode
>trannies and lgbt good
>christians bad

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>I've went out with ugly friends and tried to wingman them just for the girls to ask me for my number despite all of my words only fluffing the friend's cock.
it's because you weren't playing good cop, bad cop you fucking idiot. you can't sit there and talk up your friend and expect the women not to like you. you're helping a bro out and it shows a vulnerable side of you. you're objectively cock blocking him by doing this. the only thing is that your friend needs confidence (which i doubt he has) to pull it off.

That's just patently false. I e/x/pected better desu

I WANT HRT

"#metoo"
"Hope they catch that murderer"
"Killers deserve worse than prison"
"The US using PMCs in the middle east is immoral!!"
"______ is wrong!"

>No I haven't heard of MK Ultra, is that a band or something?
actually, yes! :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=hDlre_ZD2Z8

The funny thing is people who use it only expose how buttblasted they are about being incels.

Your pretend to be an npc post is the npc baseline mockery of the right. You unintentionally have the best npc post here.

I LOVE Marvel! I just watched Endgame for the third time and I can't wait to see the new Spiderman! I'm such a nerd! XD

Anime is dumb and for weirdos.

It's actually true. Mutations to varying degrees could alter our DNA in ways that could greatly benefit what we are. It's just a matter of intensity and chain reactions. Statistically. I'm not a betting man but if someone were to wager I'd have a wife and kids one day I'd go all in against him and cash out to his bankruptcy upon my deathbed. Laughing at him as he recoiled in disgust of my grotesque visage.

Soft science aside, I never said perfect match was the only match. Way more women will fuck you than your absolutely ideal partner.

How is it good advice when it's shit we're already doing?

Im so lucky to have you in my life

Dude, you gotta try LSD bro. The first time I took LSD, I did it with my bros while camping out in nature bro. Man, I felt so connected to the universe, nature, earth, everything bro... it was in that moment that I learned we're all one, bro, and we can all get along. I felt so connected to my bros, I felt a true soul connection bro, and now we're better friends than ever.

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A woman out there will fuck a fat ugly balding below average cock weilding hkhv neet who lives with his parents as a middle aged man? Is this woman blind or retarded?

I've seen a lot guys fitting that description with wives that didn't look like they came out of a cement mixer.

Were they rich? There's a drug in colombia that makes people do whatever you ask them to for like 8 hours. Perhaps someone kept drugging a woman for years with that and managed to lead a normal life? Literally what?

Idk man, but I wouldn't give up if I were you. Best of luck!

You're right, now that I remember that drug exists and africans someone can make people think they're zombies I should be able to find a way.

BZZZ REAL MEN DON'T CRY BZZZ

I love Trump because he protects Israel, our greatest ally!

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I'm scared and antisocial but really like you should see my social media

10 SECONDS IS UP

Obviously women don't like you because you don't respect them enough

It's worthless advice because it betrays the fact that the speaker thinks so poorly of the person they're talking to, they believe that
>A. They don't bathe regularly
>B. They didn't think to bathe regularly
>C. They need to be told to bathe
>D. Literally the only thing holding them back is a bit of dirt or B.O.
It's non-advice, like telling a man suffering from dehydration in the Sahara desert to drink water

Yeah, go local sports team! Its OUR year!

We should enforce enviromental protection laws even if China and India who pollute far more than us don't

Unironically calling yourself chad. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Jow Forums my girlfriend just told me that she wants to smoke weed for the first time. Lol I love this website pepe is so funny lol

lmao alcohol is not a drug at all. Big difference haha.

Life is SO beautiful, I am SO blessed to be living, I love life.

Its funny because the only people who use the term incels are the ones with rustled jimmies about virgins.

I'll always find it funny. Like why do you care if a bunch of guys hate women and never have sex or relationships? Why do you care if men drop out of society?

>just take a shower bro
no wonder youre an incel

enough LARPING

tinder tinder tinder, women women women,

Oh man I just hate abstract concepts. My brain is just a barren dessert with a tumble weed going across, I have no imagination what so ever! I love small details! I love manual labor!

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Ummm excuse me sweetie you misspelled desert there. lol npc much!!!

you are prob the same person that spams fembot threads, idc just leave you retard

Could've just said MBTI desu

Everyone who doesnt share my opinions is an npc, im so special and different from all of them.

But isn't this mockery also a generic NPC line?

Robot here, how do I get over my ex bros? I still miss her

>shitposts on Jow Forums all night

yeah I do lurk 4chin how did you knew

pls stop following me or I'll call the cops

So did you guys see the new Game of Thrones last night?

omg everyone is an npc like I'm the only true human because no one loves me and I'm a virgin!!!1!!

Most incels are actually decently looking above-average guys with mental issues

Just say "Hi" the rest will come naturally.

Hey everyone look at me I'm a tripfag

The last Jedi was the best star wars movie

This, meanwhile they continue to defend and shill homophilia and bestiality.

plebian opinion