Be me

>be me
>femanon
>want to play vidya without drawing attention
>guy i played with once sends me a friend request
>accept request since we have a mutual acquaintance
>instantly messages me we have quick chat.
>we don't really play the same games or have much to chat about
>figure we'll leave it at that
>nope.jpg
>this guy messages me every time i log in to steam
>he's always logged into some other game i don't own
>shares dull details from his day, like how he got new sheets for his bed
>never asks about me or my life
>whenever i chat about myself he nitpicks and judges whatever i say
>convo always dies after a few messages
>finally get some peace to enjoy my vidya
>"still there?"
>ya
>"ok cool"

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>every single day
>after about a week he randomly asks me for nudes
>"sorry i'm not that kind of girl"
>"haha just kidding, i wouldn't mind some regular pics tho"
>"I don't really share pics over steam"
>"ok can you describe what you look like"
>why.jpg
>"i just want an idea of who i'm talking to"
>try to describe myself as unattractive as possible
>"Wow. You sound gorgeous."
>"th-thanks but really no..."
>"You're like exactly my type."
>i don't reply
>"still there?"
>ya
>"ok cool"
>he still messages me every fucking day
>now he tries to get me to ERP with him
>"come on it'll be fun"
>no thanks i'm just trying to play vidya
>it's been almost a whole month
>start appearing offline to friends
>finally play vidya in peace
>3 days later
>"appearing offline?"
>shit
>don't reply
>wait a day before appearing online again
>he instantly messages me
>"long time no see"
>"i-i was out of town for a few days..."
>immediately starts trying to ERP
>i don't reply
>"still there?"
>ya
>"cool"

>every fucking day for another week
>not sure why he still messages me
>start to feel weird sense of pity for him
>log into steam
>"hi sup"
>he starts trying to ERP
>...start to ERP back
>try to get into the mood but it's so awkward
>boring and bad even by ERP standards
>he remembered my irl name at least
>he finishes
>"user that was amazing, I can't remember the last time I came so much"
>sends me an image link
>don't really care to see his dick pic, but click anyway
>it's not a dick pic
>it's a puddle of his cum on the floor
>"look at the mess i made cuz of you"
>awkward silence for about 10 minutes
>"btw did you cum too?"
>n-not really
>he starts awkwardly ERPing eating my pussy while i play stardew valley
>still not enjoyable
>"did you cum yet user?"
>n-no...
>"well i just came a second time"
>tell him he doesn't have to keep going until i cum
>attempt to explain female orgasms to him
>he says he's "spent" and goes to sleep
>finally get to play vidya, but can't shake this dirty feeling
>can't get the cum puddle photo out of my head for reason
>start to imagine the cum puddle on my chest
>cringe.gif
>remember he said in the ERP he actually wanted to cum inside me
>cringe.gif
>ask for advice
>everyone says block him right away
>feel like i can't just block him right after ERPing like that...
>think about what to say just to set the record straight before i block him
>go to sleep
>actually have a pretty good sex dream about an old crush

>without drawing attention
>makes the same tldr thread for the second time today

>next day
>log in to steam
>he messages me right away
>can't get the cum puddle picture out of my mind
>"i need to talk about my feelings"
>ohno.jpg
>wh-what do you mean..?
>"i can't stop thinking about you... no one's ever made me feel this way before"
>fuckfuckfuck
>tell him i'm flattered but-
>"i know we were gonna keep things casual, but I only want to be with you"
>wtf is this guy even talking about?
>tell him i'm not looking for a relationship
>even though i desperately want a bf
>"long distance is hard but it's worth it for love"
>meanwhile I can't get the cum puddle out of my head
>i keep saying no but it takes almost an hour before it finally sinks in
>"ok ok ok i understand... but you still make me horny as hell"
>can't come up with a response, so he keeps going
>"we can have more casual fun until we see what happens"
>is this guy serious?
>apparently he's serious, cuz he starts ERPing right away
>at least his ERP is actually less awkward than confessing his feelings
>time to muster up the courage to say bye and block him
>"you okay babe?"
>oh god he calls me babe now
>urge to procrastinate
>start to ERP back just a little to buy time to think of what to say...
>not sure why but the ERP is much hotter than yesterday
>actually start to play with myself a little
>he eventually finishes
>no picture of the cum this time
>why am i still fingering myself?
>start typing my last message
>hope the fact he just came takes the sting off
>write I'm so sorry to do this... But I have to block you. I know you've developed feelings for me, and I didn't want that to happen. I can't keep talking to you like this. I'm sorry I couldn't be a better friend.
>send
>he starts typing
>block before he can call me a slut whore bitch cunt

how bad did I fuck this up?

It's just some rando on the Internet dude. Chill out. If it was real life, it'd be more complicated of a situation man.

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Wasnt this thread posted earlier?

sup girl
whats your steam
i can pick up where this loser left
ill get your snap after i add you on steam
we can play games

You should've blocked him earlier. Don't worry about it too much. Now be my online gf.

woah

I have some orbiters who message me every single day
but they don't go so sexual like this
in fact I didn't know erp means cyber

Why do you need to make a post about this? Just fucking unfriend the guy you moron. You aren't a victim because you won't do anything about the situation you are in.

Had encounters like these before, there isn't much you can do besides block and move on.
It gets a lot harder if you have common contacts, too, because the guy you block always seem to sperg out to his former "friends"

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Your story blew my mind you're a bad girl user don't forget that and that's ok, shits woke just be more safe around internet men kk sweet cheeks?

Like DAYYYUUMMM

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Why are you reposting this boring story you fat tranny?

>I have some orbiters who message me every single day
She does too, and she ignored them for this guy. Let that sink in. This is preferable to women than being a decent guy who just wants to talk about everyday normal stuff.

>I have some orbiters who message me every single day
Why put up with them?

>This is preferable to women
to trannies maybe

those beta levels only exist in our imagination

To everyone, this is the kind of guy she's talking to when she's not responding to any of your messages, Jow Forums. It's absolutely unbelievable.

and why don't you try to have her attention instead of crying like a baby?

chad get her attention outside and it seems the tryhard sperg also gets your women on the internet

>not sure why but the ERP is much hotter than yesterday
>actually start to play with myself a little
>he eventually finishes
>no picture of the cum this time
>why am i still fingering myself?

Normally I'd tell you to just block him, but this part leads me to believe that you don't entirely want to. Constantly thinking about his cum and getting his jizz on you doesn't help either. Plus the fact that you still pity him after all this. I think you like him back on some level, OP. Correct me if I'm wrong.

You definitely fucked up by taking it this far and THEN blocking him. If you were going to block him, you should have done it much, MUCH sooner. You should probably introspect a little and find out why you're willing to go so far for this guy.

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>and why don't you try to have her attention instead of crying like a baby?
Because she's ignoring me in favor of this guy, are you deaf?

Sounds to me like one of her many beta orbiters just happened to get lucky and get a few nuts out of this dumb thot. Guess you're mad it wasn't you

i was about to hit up my ex e-bf thanks for reminding me how horrific online relationships are

Yes, I just literally said that, why are you just repeating my posts? Is it like when retards have to read out loud to process what's written on the page?

>I just want an idea of who I'm talking to
I'm a guy and I receive this one a lot, and I don't fucking get it why does my appearance matter if we're just internet buddies???

>>actually have a pretty good sex dream about an old crush

nasty whore

they want to know if youre ugly so they can decide whether they are going to block you or not

The trick to that is ... If you're a woman, then you go and jump off a cliff. Ok? :)

you can't win with incels. If she just blocks it's "not giving them a chance" and when she does it's just unfriend him"

Why are you messaging some random girl every day? That is not normal every day stuff that is fucking weird.

Women don't respect you as a friend if you're not sexually attractive to them. If you're ugly you're just going on the orbiter pile to extract favors and attention from, if you're attractive, she'll be your "friend" (fuckbuddy).

Why is she messaging some random guys every day?

I reply for politeness

>even though i desperately want a bf
Then what are you waiting for? I am here.

This. But of course none of you fags see the obvious point

Tourist from Jow Forums here.
Well I guess your Steam profile shows you are female/you told him while playing together.
Big mistake, most males are ultra pathetic when it comes to getting pussy. Don't ever tell your gender online if you can't handle freaks like that.