Who here is unironically attractive yet somehow took a wrong turn and turned into a robot?

Who here is unironically attractive yet somehow took a wrong turn and turned into a robot?

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I was but now I'm balding so it's all over not that it makes a difference.

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I must be attractive, because girls like me enough to approach me. I'm just literally autistic and an edgy jackass, so by week 2 I've usually driven off everyone except the other psychos.

Im facially attractive but im a 5 8 manlet and it has caused me alot of greif

5'8" and facially attractive is actually barely a handicap. You'll never command the immediate respect and attention a tall dude does, but at least you're not really that short, and at least somebody could fuck you without having to put a paper bag over your face.

lots of us are

>16 years old
>love lurking on Jow Forums and /v/ purely because prior to college I had major acne, braces and a shit haircut which made me think I was an ugly robot
>19 years old, hit a growth spurt, started to lift and work out as well as grow more sociable (well, truth be told I was always an extrovert, i'm an ENTP)
>went to uni
>literally got approached by multiple girls
>have had multiple sexual encounters (including sex itself)
>all of my mothers friends call me hot
>get blind drunk on the weekend and usually have sex with at least 6/10s
>24 years old now
>have a STEM degree, now a full blown alcoholic
>still look the same (somehow I managed to maintain the discipline to keep working out), have a general baby face that girls like (especially older women)

basically, I came here when I thought I was a robot, got used to this place and still came here when I realised I was an actual FUCKING CHAD

I'm 5'11, used to be skelly but slightly filled out now, decent cheekbones, long brown hair and green eyes.
>tfw chinlet and jawlet
I know people don't notice it as much as you think but I still hate it.

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>chinlet and jawlet
>"I know people don't notice"

Pick one

I used to have girls my age take pictures of me out in piblic constantly but now im a young adult but still have the body of a 12 year old. Its probably my confidence more than anything

Unironically, Jaw/Chin is the 2nd most important thing there is (behind Eyes). Sorry kid, if you have a weak jaw/chin, you're at best, a 6/10 based on your generic description of your eyes

>6.5 inch cock
>won't be able to ever use this blessing on a girl

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>Holy shit Cindy, who the fuck is this midget creep who keeps staring at us?
>I don't know, should we take a picture of him incase he rapes one of us?
>Sure

Every girl I've banged except two have had a good 20-40 pounds on me. The only exceptions to the rule 1. practically had proportional dwarfism, or 2. had a good 100 pounds on me, because I'm the size of a 12 year old, too. People tower over me when I go out. Asian teenage girls mog me when I go to the store.
It is a confidence issue. Being tiny is great. The massive proportional strength difference between us means girls can pick me up and carry me as easily as I can them.
You can pair me off with an average-sized woman and we can just alternate piggyback rides without either of us getting fatigued, like some human perpetual motion machine.

They took pics with me
>be me, 9th grade fully grown cuz i went thru puberty early
>on field trip in D.C.
>in a group with other spergs walkjnb around museum
>Whole group of girls from another school walk up and have me take pics with them
>friends look on in envy
Yeah cope bruh thats def why

Out of all the times I posted in rate threads on /soc/ i only once ever got a 4 and never a 5. Also have had multiple women interested in me. Problem is 5'7 manlet sometimes and being awkward as fuck

If I only had to choose one board to completely remove from Jow Forums it definetely would be /soc/. I have seen legit great looking dudes there getting 3s and 4s by bunch of fat insecure sociopaths

I've posted my face on /fa/ and been told I'm handsome, even had somebody wanting to fuck me but I've never had a loving gf or even been kissed

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8/10 on average according to girls but my health is 2/10 and I have schizoid tendencies so I kinda forget people exist

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I'm actually good looking and I know for a fact that couple of pretty girls were actually in love with me in hs(yes I have never talked to them), I just avoid any kind of contact with girls and I cry because of that every night. Now the cycle continues in the university, some girls try to be around me and meet me but I just can't do it, at this point I don't know if anything will save me

Attractive robot you say?
You are probably one or more of these:
>Mentally disordered
>Lying/deluded about your attractiveness
>A failed normalfaggot who should get the fuck off this board.

I'm sure girls prefer 5'8 guys with very good looking faces over tall dudes with the average faces, there's not a single girl that would not suck Zac Efron's or Jared Leto's dick even if they were not famous

I honestly don't know if I'm attract and too autistic to pick up on any of the signs or if I'm just ugly.
As far as I know only one girl has ever been interested in me, but the only reason I know is because one of my friends told me. I've been told I'm attractive by a few people online, but I also get a 5-6/10 on /soc/.
Logically I have to assume that if I were attractive It'd be obvious, but I'm still unsure.

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Probably a 8/10+ in most peoples book but still have autism. At least people think Im normal and treat me nicely because Im attractive

Wouldn't say I'm some Uber handsome Chad but I think I look pretty good; I very much like my hair and facial hair styles and I'm in relatively good shape and I'm pretty skinny. I guess I'm something of a neuroatypical autist and I tend to not really enjoy socialising with people who I don't feel I have much in common with. I guess that's why I prefer online friends because I have more in common with my friends from all over the world than I do with the friends I went to school with.

who /mental illness/ here? and I don't mean just autism, I mean bipolar or schizo or PTSD

I drifted in an out of it several times. I'm on the lanky side, feel my face is weird but not necessarily ugly, but I've had shit like professional models tell me that I'm hot, so sometimes I believe them. I think too much, I speak my mind too often, but I guess in comparison to most in this place, I can't complain too much.
I'm kinda dating a huge girl (not fat, but 6' and well, I'm pretty her shoulders are wider than mine) that actually can take all that shit, I don't know how serious it is, but I guess I like her and she likes me, so wish me luck? Our catchphrase is "I hate you!".

I feel like I'm not bad looking but have had some setbacks romantically for a while.

>Holy shit Cindy, who the fuck is this midget creep who keeps staring at us?
>I don't know, should we take a picture owith him incase he rapes one of us?
>Sure

nice dubs, but that's still a shit mindset.

GIrls consider me handsome, I just think that they have a shit-taste