If you're gonna ask stupid fucking questions,
then you're gonna die of pancreatic cancer.
Otherwise, fucking go for it, robots.
Drunk femanon. ask me anything
Mason Cook
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Lincoln Campbell
What's your favorite type of man?
Jason Wood
quirky and unique wow
Jayden Scott
Can you prove with timestamp pic you are a real women and not a trannie?
Tyler Robinson
When are you scheduled for bottom surgery?
Lincoln Barnes
what should you do if a woman you like gives you their number, asking hypothetically obviously lol
Jeremiah Roberts
African.
Thanks.
Fuck trannies.
Text her.
Zachary Walker
Would you have sex with me if I was within a reasonable distance of you?
Robert Turner
How hot are you and how much sex do you have? How often do you masturbate? How many friends?
Isaac Carter
Does being drunk make you horny and inclined to post nudes?
Robert Baker
Fuck you disgusting normalfag
Aaron Morales
Get the fuck out, LARP'er
The kind that knows his place,
and isn't afraid of it.
Do not need.
You text that bitch.
Jace Collins
Jokes on you I don't have a pancreas
Xavier Moore
when the earth gets covered in polluted water and toxic smog, will you give up your humanity and become a machine to survive, or die for your values?
Christian Adams
POST TIMESTAMP OR FUCK OFF WHORE
orgi
Colton Morales
No.
Also, somewhat yes, but to the latter: no.
Get triggered, faggot.
Sebastian Turner
do i really need a second kidney if i dont drink alcohol or soda
Asher Evans
Why so many origenel triggered fags?
Hunter Martin
>The kind that knows his place,
>and isn't afraid of it.
Is it kneeling at your side? That would be a really nice place.
Luke Richardson
Are you black or darker skinned in general? Just curious.
Zachary Bell
Wow. This unironically is a real women. You can tell by how fucking boring she is. Kill yourself
Luis Bell
No.
Just stop being a stupid bitch, and drink nothing but Flint water. It's loaded with minerals.
.t
Matthew Jenkins
You disgusting degenerate whore
Leo Stewart
Fuck no. That's a grade A cuck, and I'm not interested in that trash.
Jesus Christ, no. I'd hang myself for the sake of humanity if I was.
This is literally a LARP, and not me.
Kill them, make babies.
Boring af. Please kill yourself.
Jeremiah Flores
I like it when you talk dirty to me, daddy.
Benjamin Sanchez
>The kind that knows his place,
>and isn't afraid of it.
Good answer. Does status ever enter the picture though? Money, ability to communicate, "badassery" if you get me, what about these things? If you had to name a couple other things that make you wet, what would they be?
Jayden Martinez
>Status
What do you mean by status?
>Money
He has to not be a poorfag, or a welfarefag. That's not asking much.
>Ability to communicate "badassery"
wat
>Other things that make you wet
The fact he isn't afraid to take control, or give it up when he's supposed to - because he has confidence in both situations.
Benjamin Anderson
Repent you disgusting normalfag degenerate
Easton Phillips
I am 6'5. How soaked are you? Nothing will come from this though because im way above you in the looks department.
Oliver Bell
Only if you make me, user.
Please show me how.
Nathan Moore
Height doesn't mean shit if you're a stupid fucking cunt.
You're also not above me in looks, I promise.
Ethan Lee
are you the same guy who posted like last night and everyone said you had broad shoulders and looked like a man or some shit
Adrian Barnes
When is the last time you had sex?
Christopher Rodriguez
Makes sense. By status I mean markers that people use superficially to assume a person's value, like clothes, wealth, fame or popularity, and so on. It's a nebulous concept but it's like basically asking what superficial things turn you on? Superficial being anything besides personality. If you can/want to answer that.
Michael Clark
I know y'all are suspicious cuz of the fucking trannies that plague this board,
but nope. Not me.
Just waiting for legit questions. Too bad these fucking REEEcunts are getting triggered.
Dominic Jones
Last Friday.
>clothes, wealth, fame or popularity
Christ, that's so fucking boring.
That's straight up instagram fodder. I'm too fucking old for that garbage -
Anyone older that 25 knows that shit is complete trash, and doesn't even begin to make up what a person is if they have anymore depth than designer brands, and how many fake ass friends they have.
>Superficial
I like light colored eyes 100%
I also like it when a man is a man, and not a manlet who is smaller than me.
That's just disgusting, and degrading to myself.
I don't mean 6' + I just mean someone that's not dainty, and petite as a male.
Jeremiah Harris
Thats a funny joke. Im 6'5, constantly get told im 8, 9, or 10 out of 10 by girls. Have easily gotten girls to cheat on there boyfriends whom they "love". Its actually eye opening really how easy it is if your good looking and have charm, but sure you keep thinking youre better looking than me (; Maybe with a pound of makeup on your face and thats a HARD maybe. Now on a real note, i highly doubt your better looking then me since i view myself as a literal god amongst men (for good reason) but im not shallow atleast not towards others. Now i guess i need a question? What did you get drunk off of?
David Green
>8, 9, or 10 out of 10
Desperate women, desperate comments.
If you're that, get the fuck off this board.
But I'd have probably fucked you 5 years ago,
and then you'd be looking for me, hoping you'd find someone just like - then try to find me in about 7 years, then get shot down cuz I don't give a fuck what you look like; I'd never see your face if you're plowing me from behind most of the time anyway. cy@
>What did you get drunk off of?
Beer, and Italian liqueur.
Adrian Hill
can you give the sauce for that pic ?
Eli Wright
>things that someone can change and improve on
>Christ, that's so fucking boring.
>aspects that a man is born with (height, eye color, size)
>now that's a turn on
Fucking women.
Isaiah Baker
You're just whining to whine.
Shut the fuck up.
Jayden Young
Post asshole pic
Josiah Sullivan
CashApp or gtfo
Samuel Thompson
how gay are blue eyes?
Sebastian Hughes
Gray or kys
Dominic Mitchell
lol. As a male, a good job impresses me to some extent, same with nice clothes and so on, but personality is what ties it all together and makes it shine, which is to say as much as the more superficial elements come from personality and are projected as that, in some sense. But to each his own.
Jace Kelly
I mean, I'm not saying dress like a fucking hobo, or get stuck in the Boy's section of Walmart, and constantly wear graphic Ts with Pepsi logos, and StarWars.
Dress accordingly to the situation - there's a time and place for everything.
I'm not expecting anyone to have some incredible job that makes six figures, much less too much over 30k.
Love/like is all conditional; that person has to meet a certain amount of requirements for you to be able to enjoy them, and their company.
I don't fixate on looks anymore than I fixate on personality; I like an even mix of all things about that person - that even includes their scent, and teeth.
Ethan Jones
>Last Friday
Oh wow, me too. Maybe we had sex with each other?
Bentley Taylor
I browse this board for entertainment.
Also sex is overrated, even if it was mindblowing sex I wouldn't chase you down. Id probably bust a nut to the memories and continuebon with life. I always chuckle when i see threads of just "i need sex. How can I get a girl to have sex with me? Only chads have sex and its unfair!! Etc."
Why are you on this board?
How old are you?
Do you believe Jow Forums users are actually doomed like they claim to be or that they to can find a gf?
Angel Barnes
That's some pitifully weak larping. You are so obviously a kissless virgin.
Benjamin Gray
I can paypal it, how much?
Zachary Smith
Definitely not.
>chase you down
It isn't about mind blowing sex that makes you chase someone down. You're obviously clueless as to what goes beyond sex. Gtfo confirmed virgin.
>Why are you on this board?
Because, I'm an oldfag that never posted before, but everythings gone to fuck, and no one cares, so why not?
I'm also exhausted, drunk, and posting because every other sane person I know is in bed.
>How old are you?
Probably older than you, summerfag.
>Do you believe Jow Forums users are actually doomed like they claim to be or that they to can find a gf?
No, they're just brainwashed.
Brody Roberts
Believing is up to you, I dont care though lol.
Jace Turner
They are sneed'ing .t
More than you can afford, NEET
Elijah Myers
Nice. Thanks for answering my questions.
Jace Ramirez
Would you date an autistic gamer girl with a penis?
Julian Myers
I'd shoot it in the head with a shotgun.
Adrian Johnson
20 bucks sound good?
Isaiah Cooper
No. That's not even enough to buy weed.
Luis Lee
Top three fetishes?
Kayden Diaz
Its alot when youre broke
Levi Rivera
I mean you said id look for you 7 years later. Even if there was emotional attachment it would be long gone after 7 years. Also you heavily implied it was the sex that would make me lust after you. My assumption was pretty accurate given the circumstance tbqh UwU
Why do you use virgin as an insult though? its hardly insulting.
Not a summerfag either. Im 23, so again how old are you? 30s? 40s?
Do you have kids/want kids?
Have you been married?
Do you have a daddy fetish?
Do you like mosquitos?
Lucas Torres
Where do you live where weed is so expensive? 2g will do me fine, and that's what I can get for twenty quid.
Jonathan Rodriguez
1. Anything to do with rope / ropebunny indulgences
2. Someone being good with their mouth / being eaten out
3. Being coerced into buttplay
Henry Hughes
Is your name marme?
William Sanchez
Why is having a job at all an expectation? I've known plenty of jobless, broke girls that have no problem getting a bf but I've never seen a girl not have a monetary requirement.
Logan Gomez
>you heavily implied
You heavily interpreted it that way.
I just used that as a gateway into your head.
Thanks for inviting me, user.
Lust easily runs out; it's only a temporary emotion, while actually getting inside someone's head is much harder, and I'm always ALWAYS down for a challenge.
>23
LMFAO! You don't know a fucking thing about this world, kiddo.
>Do you have kids/want kids?
No/yes
>Have you been married?
Will be.
>Do you have a daddy fetish?
Not when every guy I've been with has always been younger than me.
>Do you like mosquitos?
Only when they give me AIDs.
A place where niggers monopolize the distribution. derp
Levi Ross
Nice fetishes I dig it. Gg
Connor Wright
>I've never seen a girl not have a monetary requirement.
Because being a NEET is fucking pathetic for males.
You have a role, now fucking stay in it.
Jonathan Long
Hate to hear it, hope you can get some cheaper soon. Start growing yourself even, it's not too difficult. Good AMA by the way, some proper conversations as opposed to a thread full of cunts.
Dylan Adams
>Drunk femanon
vocaroo.com
Ian Evans
I tried growing my own, but the seeds never germinated.
Idk why. I regulated temp and moisture levels, even squeezed to make sure they didn't turn to dust before trying to germinate.
It's going recreationally legal where I live in January anyway, so fuck it all.
Cheers, user.
You said quid, so I'm assuming you're a bong? kek
Charles Cook
Weird. Try another seed bank if you ever want to give it another go, Bonza Seeds are pretty good. You assume right, reporting for duty from Wales.
Nathaniel Martin
My seed bank are the seeds I've collected over the years, and a bag of about 200 seeds a friend gave me lol
Congrats, user.
Your accent is attractive.
Xavier Cook
I mean i doubt you could get in my head desu.
Id say im doing alright for 23. I know alot but not everything obviously.
You cant lecture me unless you give me an age though.
What do you mean by will be? Are you engaged or do you hope your bf will propose?
What country do you live in?
Jordan Edwards
Why, thank you. I'm a little jealous user, I'm currently looking for a space to grow reliably and still need the seeds. The coppers near me are right cunts, they've had people before so I want to play it somewhat safe.
Landon Russell
>i doubt you could get in my head
That's because you've never been around older, smarter women that aren't normie basic tuna cans.
>You cant lecture me unless you give me an age though.
I can do whatever the fuck I want, and you can't do anything about that.
>What do you mean by will be?
For me to know, and you to never find out.
>What country do you live in?
MAGA country.
Isaiah Ramirez
Just go to the flea market, find a tall dresser, create a false backing, then tape in some tinfoil, add a grow light, add a pot or two and grow, user.
It's not terribly difficult.
If you're worried about your energy bill drawing attention, just invest in the plant hobby (grow succulents or something), and maybe use solar panels or just keep a few snake plants, and succulents.
Otherwise, go solar and fuck it. Should be fine.
Lucas Martinez
How do I fix things up with my gf.
Noah Clark
Gonna need more context than that, you twat.
Luke Nelson
My point still stands though.
I can ask for an age you still havnt given.
How old are you idiot?
Why cant I find out?
Do you like coffee?
Helll yeeeee brother.
Parker Anderson
>Why cant I find out?
Why do you deserve to even know?
>Do you like coffee?
Yes, but I don't get to drink it as often as I'd like.
Cooper Russell
Time to get my DIY on, I think. I'm off for work, thanks user! Keep up the good work.
Jack Jones
>deserve to know
you made an ama thread you stupid bitch
youre anonymous why do you even give a shit
Angel Anderson
Cheers, user.
Hope the day goes quick, and you get to enjoy your weekend.
Zachary Green
>stupid bitch
Are you mad, now?
Seems like you are.
I'm sorry you feel this way, user.
Thomas Wood
I deserve to know because i asked and I'm curious desu.
Why cant you drink it more often?
Do you use creamer, flavored creamer, or sugar?
Henry Sanders
I'm lucky it's shit weather, so it'll be quiet. Good luck running the est of your thread.
Brandon Harris
That wasnt me though, why would i get mad over an ama thread? Im just trying to kill time until my shift is over dummy.
Jaxon Watson
>hurr u mad bro?
im pointing out how retarded you are
Im sorry you cant accept that
Anthony Johnson
>deserve to know
Give me 3 reasons why you think you deserve this. Even if I said AMA.
>Why cant you drink it more often?
My job is physically demanding, and I'm constantly drinking water and don't have time to stop for coffee; I don't even bother with it when I do have time, because I'm so used to not drinking it anymore that I don't find myself caring. I guess it's just the memories of a nice hot cup in the AM with a blunt I miss most.
>Do you use creamer, flavored creamer, or sugar?
Creamer, yes, but not flavored if I can help it.
Also, a little sugar to cut back on the bitterness of the coffee.
Ethan Ramirez
You never know with spergs on /r9k
>im pointing out how retarded you are
You've used yourself as an example of prime retardation, microdick.
pls sperg on your mom so she can make you chicken tendies.
Liam White
>still seething
cry more dumb cunt
but lets get back to the issue
you lose nothing revealing your age, as that is why you made the thread in the first place, to reveal information about yourself
no one is going to be able to doxx you with just your age, so there is no point to get defensive about it
i know youre drunk but try to engage your brain a bit more
William Roberts
1. Im me (which should honestly be more than enough)
2. I asked and have just been overal polite? Atleast i think I have.
3. I like the fruit when its a lil brown and bruised (^;
Whats your job?
Feelsbad. Is the water cold atleast?
How many hours do you work a week?
Do you like your job?
If you could marry a rich old man and inherit his money when he dies but you had to perform every sexual act he wants for 5 years would you? Hes a millionaire and has 15 million saved that would go to you upon his death.
Bonus question. Pick your 3 most loved family members who are they? Now only 1 of them can live, who is it and why?
Adam Phillips
what was the biggest thing you tried to fit inside your boypussy?
Jeremiah Martin
Ok Annika
Daniel Turner
>1. Im me (which should honestly be more than enough)
It isn't.
>2. I asked and have just been overal polite? Atleast i think I have.
You have been polite, but when has that ever been enough?
>3. I like the fruit when its a lil brown and bruised (^;
Brown? Bruised?
I still get carded, and mistaken for being a brainlet girl.
>Whats your job?
to sum it up: Personal shopper.
But it requires me to be on my feet, and walking non-stop. Probably 10+ miles within the first half of my shift lol
>Feelsbad. Is the water cold atleast?
Yes! Thank fuck. If not, I'd probably quit.
>How many hours do you work a week?
Sometimes part time, sometimes full time.
I get to choose.
>Do you like your job?
Fuck no. It's just a paycheck.
>If you could marry a rich old man
Gonna have to go with a no on this -
That's disgusting, and I really do not care about this world enough to do that sorta shit for some shekels.
>Pick your 3 most loved family members
1. Mom
2. mom
3. mom
>Now only 1 of them can live, who is it and why?
Mom.
Because she's better than any of these other fucking pieces of flaming garbage.
Nathaniel Powell
>boypussy
Don't have one, so this is irrelevant.
Ok, Samson
Ayden Flores
>What type of man you want?
>is it alright for you if some random guy comes up to you and compliment you in not in a rude way
>how the fuck do i get a gf?
>you think i should be an asshole to girls or be nice to them?
Jayden Diaz
Forgot that trick only worls woth people who know me. Unlucky.
I think being polite is a rarity on this board the.
Was a joke on you being older than me guess it might not apply if you look younger. Ill make the age question easier.
Are you over or under 30?
Since you hate your current job, do you have any career goals?
Do you hate your family other than your mom?
What about your dad?
What race are you?
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?