Just got my first NEETbux cheque for 249 pounds (UK). I will be receiving around 500 pounds a month in total...

Just got my first NEETbux cheque for 249 pounds (UK). I will be receiving around 500 pounds a month in total. That's over $600 a month. Plus my rent will be paid for me which brings my income to over $1000.

Here's how I did

>go to doctor
>complain about depression and anxiety
>get prescribed medication
>apply for welfare
>get it

That's it. That's literally all I had to do and now I don't have to work. I didn't think it would be this easy, but it is.

How can you not take advantage of this system when it's basically asking for it?

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I'm also in the process of applying for disability which will bring in another 250 a month.

>tfw when not living in a welfare state

Where is that? From what I understand most developed countries have welfare but it's easier in some than others to actually get it.

I thought people might be interested in knowing this, but this thread is tumbleweed...

What about the ESA assessments? Do you not have to get tested every year?

Yeah but you just go in and say the same stuff. You're too ill too work. They can't force you

Good on you, OP. But, that's certainly a low amount. My preference is to honestly stay away from the government programs.

Beats working 9-5 for a bit more.

I truly envy you

Don't worry Bonganon. There aren't any 9-5 jobs to apply for anyway.

no work and a little food money eh? not bad

what's stopping you from doing the same?

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on the job. If you're able to save the cash, then it is worth it.

>they can't force you
lol good luck in your pip assessment when the assessor will just lie about what happened and make you wait 6-16 months for an appeal )

It's not for PIP but I know people on PIP that are straight up lying and pass the test every year.

Trust me 3/4 of people on benefits are lying or at least exaggerating.

thought you also said you were applying for disability but could have been another poster
I gave them a psychologist report and answered all their questions truthfully, and I got 0 points because "lol we think you can do X even though a qualified professional has said you can't, and we'll lie in the report to say you did stuff in the assessment".

what are you going to do in five years time? what will you do if you get your bennies taken away?

I don't know if you know this but how your ability to work is scored has nothing to do with expert opinion. You can literally bring your psychiatrist with you to the assessment and they won't care. They use a marking sheet with objective, standardised criteria.

Never gonna happen. The UK won't make cuts to welfare unless there's a revolt or something.

Good job bro. I used to be on the neetbux, but you can't pay prostitutes with it. It's not enough.

Every low status male (ugly, short, autistic, etc) should be on the bux. Leech the system and drain it until it collapses.

Why contribute to a society that hates you?

The real issue is that salaries are way too low in this country for the cost of living. I'm NEET too, only get the basic amount though (about 320bongbux a month), but I can't bring myself to do jobs I hate so much for such little money, and spending almost everything on rent and bills

I'm especially resentful because I live in London where minimum wages allows you to just about barely exist, but pretty much every pleb job pays it. I'd rather just be a leech.

pip has nothing to do with your ability to work (in fact you can get it even if you work). it's to do with every day things like travelling, socializing, making food, etc.

Exactly. At 21k a year in London you're basically working to survive. I'm targeting a 26k job next. The extra few thousand will make working tolerable.

yeah there are various categories which are scored from 1-12, then you get a total. If you say you can't shower then come into the assessment clean shaven and smelling like shampoo, they will fail you in that area. If you say you can't be outside by yourself and come to the interview alone, fail.

Also true, if you get pip you can work 16 hours a week from what i recall. But if you work they will likely reassess. You can't work even 16 hours a week for 3 years and still claim.

Congrats. I've been getting neetbux for 6 years now (ESA, support group)

Only ever had to reapply twice in that time (ESA50 form) and only one F2F at the beginning,

Just make sure you keep photocopies of everything you submit.

The more people get benefits the sooner this whole system collapses. Can't wait for socialism failing for the thousands time.