Describe The Sensation

Advertisers do not flush their money down the toilet... They conduct very specific focus group research to correctly determine the right demographic target audience for their advertisements.

That's why this website has exclusive pornography advertising.

The advertisers realize that you guys never get any pussy, and you're the type that sits around jacking off to pornography all the time, because you're too afraid of rejection to approach a woman.

You're so afraid of rejection that you never try, inherently meaning that YOU FAIL DUE TO YOUR FEAR OF FAILURE.

I cannot relate... I don't even watch pornography because I get laid all the time, and I always have.

Would you please describe the sensation associated with realizing that you are one of the losers who are demographically targeted by the porn advertisers?

It seems like it would be really embarrassing and dehumanizing...

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>2019
>NOT BLOCKING ALL ADS 24/7
ISHYGDDT

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This is the first time I see a porn ad in years. Block them, retard.

I try all of the time actually and it goes nowhere. I've literally tried in real life.

But of course a stupid privileged prick like yourself would never understand this.

Literally no one under the age of 40 buys porn. Most under that age are computer literate enough to block ads as well. I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to realize that. So I don't really care because I'm not their target demographic. It does surprise me that Jow Forums has porn ads though considering most here are younger. I would have thought it would be anime or gaming ads or some shit.

lol @ blocking ads

"Oh, No!! Poor Me I Was Exposed To An Advertisement!"

(you have spent your entire life being exposed to advertising everywhere you went, and you will continue being exposed to advertising until the day you die)

HOWEVER: that's not the subject of this thread

It doesn't matter whether you see the pornography advertisements on Jow Forums or not....

The topic of this thread is YOU.....

YOU are one of the demographically targeted audience members pornographers spend their advertising budgets on....

Because you don't get any pussy...

And whether you see the advertisements on Jow Forums or not, YOUR SEX LIFE IS LIMITED TO MASTURBATION WHILE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY....

So please describe the sensation of realizing this undeniable and painful fact

Q: have you spent your entire life laying face down on the floor?

Because you seem to be suggesting that you're not the type of person that gets back up on your feet and keeps trying

Everybody falls when they're learning to walk....

I've never met anybody who didn't continue getting back up on their feet until they finally figured it out and succeeded

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im quite literally amazed that you thought my thread was about ADVERTISING

I can actually tell that you're a good man

im being completely serious......
youre not a bad dude........

so I hope you don't think I'm insulting you or ridiculing you...

I'm simply giving you the same advice your father should have given you

MY POINT:

advertisers have tallied up their focus group research

and thats why ONLY PORN SITES ADVERTISE HERE

because you guys arent worth wasting advertising dollars from automobile manufacturers, clothing companies, or any other products.

just porn....

because the only demographic group you fit into is the 'never gets laid' demographic

............describe that feeling

I've thought about this extensively before and came to the realization. I've stopped watching porn entirely, it's been 3 weeks so far. I still jack it once a day because I'm always horny but only to selfies and naked solo pics of women.

this
if girl doesn't show you any signs, you don't approach her because she will call you a creep and tell you to fuck off

Goes nowhere? What does that even mean? You either get rejected or you don't. "Goes nowhere" implies that she didn't seem interested so you didn't do anything.

if that were true, the human race wouldn't exist

EGG ZACK LEE !!!.......

they 'fail, due to their fear of failure'

....and as you know, WHO CARES if they tell you to fuck off?....

thats half of the fun

you'd make a terrible salesman.....

why bother trying, right?....

>lol @ blocking ads
it's so webpages load faster dumbass

in sales, you can't actually SELL anything until you hear a "NO" first... As a salesman, your job is to turn their 'no' into a 'yes'....

if they were already saying 'yes' to begin with, you haven't sold a god damn thing.

man please stop with this bullshit. im an ugly manlet 5'6 and i know that approaching a girl will always result in a huge embarrassment at best. girls nowadays want only tall men and i dont blame them. i was destined to be alone

hahahahaha !!!

as if your 'webpage' is loading any faster than mine..... Haha WOW

and let's hypothetically assume that your Jow Forums page has loaded .000181 milliseconds faster than mine....

so what?... exactly what tangible discernible benefit have you gained from that?...

WAAAAHHHHHHH !!

They only want tall guys with money and huge penises

god damn, dude..... WOW

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Look, man....

your father did you a great disservice by not explaining this to you:

YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG

your fears are unfounded, based on erroneous falsehoods and misperceptions.

in fact, you've actually got it backwards

WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO SELF CONFIDENCE.... and that's your obstacle, not height or money or penis size

Im ugly as shit.... Im 5'10"

ive got an average penis

...........and im very, very self confident....

i dont know many 6'2" millionaire male models.... the guys i know are less than average in the looks department, height, money, whatever... But we all get lots of pussy, because we're all confident...

Birds of a feather flock together, so none of us hang out with low self-esteem guys who run from their own shadow and make excuses why they're too afraid to even try succeeding...

Not him but it's true and women are willing to settle for less until hit around 25-30, at least in the west.
If your a manlet (5'6" and below), you have a better chance getting laid or having a gf in 3rd world nations with little to no western influence.

Im ugly and old and im a complete asshole.......

But I like myself, and I couldn't care less who doesn't like me... in fact, I actually thrive on making people not like me Siri.. I enjoy making people dislike me... I couldn't give less of a fuck what anybody thinks...

You might think I'm arrogant but I'm actually not arrogant... I'm just very confident in my abilities and my intelligence... I accept my shortcomings, and I'm well aware of my skills and areas that I excel at... Girls find that shit attractive believe it or not, a lot more attractive then how tall you are...

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of course you do. after reading your totally not bait post i realized you must be some get-laid god irl

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I've known so many guys who were short as shit, and they got so much pussy you wouldn't believe it....

I don't think you have ever actually asked any women what they really find attractive....

Because if you had, you would realize that across-the-board women will tell you that self-confidence and a sense of humor are the two most attractive attributes on a man...

I'm not being an asshole, but I'm pretty sure you've gleaned all of your knowledge about women from image boards, where sexually failed frustrated men spoutoff ridiculous notions and terrible advice

OP is a fag, but anyone know name of the acctress in pic related? I've seen her before but dont know her name. Definitely going to beat my dick to her after work.

well..... it's funny that you should mention it, but....

yeah.....

oh a namefag. i think i recognize you, barely. you are that schizo clown everyone on here was laughing at for years?

I have a sense of humor and self confidence if I don't masturbate and do some cardio. But I feel like I need to get buff, have my own place and car in order to keep my gf interested. I honestly feel like I'm placing myself into a beta provider mindset since I've buying her clothes and taking her to places on a biweekly basis, costing about at least $200. I'm 21 btw to put things into context and she's a bit older than me. Idk if should spoiling her but I just want her to feel special.

Q: when you say 'everyone on here', are you talking about the laughable ocean of young adult males who spend their lives playing video games like little children, watching anime like little girls, and never developing the courage to look a girl in the eyes and ask her out on a date and get some pussy, but instead come in here, seeking false reassurances from other similarly sexually and socially failed young adult males, patting each other on the back, trying to convince each other that their social and sexual failures are acceptable, telling themselves that they are somehow 'superior' to the rest of society, who they refer to as 'normies' because of society's propensity to stand in line and behave like everybody else, while they ironically bending over backwards to 'fit in' to imageboard culture, incessantly repeating the same predictable boring and full of imageboard catchphrases Chad and Stacey, terrified that the other imageboard losers might ostracize them if they don't behave just like everybody else in here, inherently making them the actual normies, and who pretend that they are discriminating heterosexuals who have consciously decided not to be actively sexually involved with females because they are so picky and selective and no woman is good enough for them, while in all actuality they are latent homosexuals who openly talk about wanting a trap boyfriend so they can suck another guy's dick between video games and Anime movies?......

THAT everyone in here?....

yeah... Probably..... Why do you ask?

you kinda asked for that, you incompetent, effeminate, ineffectual little bitch, you

tldr
did you skip your meds lmao

its not a sensation, if you really thought this through you'd know the people youre talking to constantly feel bad, this "realization" changes nothing. you say the topic of this thread is I but it seems like youre just jerking yourself off to the idea that youre better than others'

whats that feel like?

Jow Forums has less of a target audience ad campaign and more of a get what you can one. The main reason for the split domain between blue and red boards was to make blue boards more ad friendly.

Ads have sometimes been used to deliver malware, especially those on shadier sites

You don't sound very bright

you're not fooling anyone....
.....you read every fucking word....

lol
urine
idiot

seriously

>21
>claimed to be off of drugs for 3 years in another thread like 12 hours ago
>fast forward and he's still posting walls of schizo or he's on meth
yikes !

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Like Hades once said; "Can't all be heroes"

I cannot believe there are people who browse Jow Forums and at the same time don't use adblock.

You were called out for being an idiot not using adblock, and now you pretend you are deeper than a fucking retard watching porn ads.

>clearly demonstrates his lack of clinical knowledge regarding symptomology of schizophrenia
>tries to pretend he's knowledgeable about psychology

genius

coincidentally, i cannot believe there are people who browse Jow Forums PERIOD

this place sucks

lol @ thinking using adblock somehow makes you 'intelligent' hahahaha dipshit

AGAIN: You're simply trying to distract from the fact that this thread has nothing to do with 'seeing ads', and EVERYTHING to do with the fact that you're an imageboard douchebucket who hasn't figured out how to get any pussy.

.....since you think you're so 'intelligent', explain why you haven't figured out how to attract a female ?

.......expound on why your ONLY sexual experiences have occured while masturbating and looking at a flatscreen monitor

Thank you for returning, Johnny. This shithole needs you.

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