Asian gf keeps talking about how """big""" my white cock is

what actually is it about anons on this entire site acting like good sizes are small?
i mean you'll have it happen both with dick size and height and muscle sizes and strength and whatever of Jow Forums
are people just trolling to make people insecure, or are they so insecure themselves that they cant accept that they have a good thing?

I know I've been ghosting Jow Forums for a while. Just popped by here while procrastinating and will take my exit before getting blueballed

Malaysian I think, maybe Indonesia or Singaporean.

That whore fucked tiny dicked sex addict Ed Powers.

user I need sauce , origannly

Would cum buckets into that snatch

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>be in japan
>buy condom at convenience store
>struggle to put the thing on my cock at all
>fuck asian girl
>she bleeds badly
feels good desu

>tfw 9 inch cock but no girl has ever seen him

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I'm the same size and the women I have been with say it's either the biggest or one of the biggest they've had. For the record, the only women I get are whores and coal burners so this is expert opinion.

>it's either the biggest or one of the biggest they've had.
women are fucking retards, they think a 7 inch cock is a 8 or a 9 inch, they can't measure dicks for shit

>be 17 a few years ago
>go to summer job training thing for students
>they give out free condoms in a goodie bag
>try it out
>pretty much instantly kills boner because the ring around it constricts blood flow and hurts like a bitch
can't even imagine trying on an asian one.

what does that have to do with what he said

Doubly so if you fuck them in a way that goes extra deep. Adapted missionary, pulling them in by the shoulders, etc.

true true
this comment is now original

>google image adapted missionary
>weird mormon guys with their clothes on doing sex positions
holy shit this is hilarious

I'm not that guy but her cunt and taint are a little off-putting.
Granted I haven't even touched a girls body beyond casual interaction in several years so maybe I just dont remember.
I'd say this bitch has a more attractive cunt and taint

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Post the image you bastard. Share your laughter with us

If ur over 6 u can find a girl who will think ur wang is big

It doesn't come up for you on Google images? Not sure if I want to download potentially gay porn onto my hard drive.

Come join this comf Jow Forums discord server now!

discord
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why did you mention what color you are

Asian women sure do say the darnest things! Heres my asian gf story:

>I only like young looking white guys, preferably virgins
>favorite porn: black guys fucking white women and white guys fucking asian women

Dating her was like a real life Jow Forums meme

Eh. I mean, it's probably fine but it lacks the pillowy fullness and obvious copulative bouquet aroma of the girl in the OP.

>anus and foot fetishist
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but if you're on nofap you're probably on the way already.

Just use Jow Forums X and apply Werk Tyme.

Not really an anus fetishist but the butthole winking was pretty hot. I found her pubes hot too if you want to add that to the list of fetishes :D

I know it, but you have to beg

she mentioned it

Amanda Riza Meutia is Indonesian.

Motherfucker, i was gonna make him beg for the sauce. Anyway, she has a youtube channel
youtube.com/channel/UC7eKzGTEAkzlRFaiMO-S2aQ

Kek
Thx user
oregano

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I was going to ask how I can get an Asian gf, but why are her legs twice the size of the entire rest of her body? I don't want this wtf

god i wish i had a fat assed asian gf with a hairy pussy

she's trying to trick you into thinking her pussy isn't a gaping mess

shut the fuck up you faggot. 7 x 5 is a good size. I'm 6.5 x 5 and ive fucked 50 roasties. go fuck yourself. what is a "big" dick to you faggot?

anything under 5.5" girth is child tier

based on what evidence retard? where does fucking 5.5 come from? why not 6 or 6.5?

Then I am a child who stabs women in the cervix with my long and narrow penis and I take great pleasure in it. Those fucking bitches.

Here we see the pencil dick when confronted with reality. Look at him, how he recoils, he's been found out.

Every girl tells their bf their dick is the biggest, dumbass.

uhhh listen pal, ive been validated plenty for allegedly having a """"small dick""" in terms of all kinds of behaviors from women most guys dont get to experience. i just think its retarded to arbitrary decide that half an inch of girth makes or breaks a penis it just sounds retarded to me.

7 in is above average though

'she told me I have a big dick' posts are a good one body count filter

Pretty much this. Don't be a retard OP and don't bother pushing it. She's just being a standard good gf and it's just an accept it and move on in life thing. You might actually be her biggest but you dont want to actually know the truth

Probably because so many men embellish their dick size, 5 inchers say they are 6, 6 inchers claim to be 7, etc
Warps our perception

Different strokes for different folks i guess
Idk why so many virgins idealize simp pussies, they are rather boring imo like a second buttcrack