i've finally decided to retain my virginity and become a monk, i'm planning on building my monastery on the highest peak in north america, Denali.
Monkposting
Wyatt Wright
Noah Cruz
>the highest peak in north america, Denali.
Shouldn't that be Denial?
Henry Adams
it has very beautiful peaks and i'm bringing a massive library of books with me to enlighten myself, all monks are required to do basic calisthenics in the morning when we rise at 5am to watch the sunrise and prepare for the day on the peak.
Angel Thomas
But how will you be happy rotting in loneliness going insane? There's no escape.
Parker Parker
building at the very highest peak is dangerous and foolhardy as the moving of construction materials would take weeks, i will settle in one of the valleys nearby.
Sebastian Bell
you wouldn't last 3 days as a real monk, faggot. go fuck yourself.
Jacob Wood
i'm a broken man user, all this changes for me is the scenery and no internet. i have no qualms about dying amidst such a beautiful place.
Asher Thompson
ask yourself this brother, does the water buffalo refuse a drink from the stream, simply because the waters are choppy and white? why does the mosquitoe bite animals hundreds of thousands of times larger than himself?
Levi Hughes
anyone here waited till marriage? idk If I should do it
Kayden Perez
Do you have the money and resources to support a monaster? Do you plan to take students?
Joseph Rodriguez
I will join you, but only if I can lead my nationalist resistance army from the nearby caves,
Camden Young
i'm no teacher but i am happy to take on fellow brothers in pursuit of enlightenment, and if there is a means of building this monastery i will do all i can to fulfill it.
Landon Cox
if the woman you marry is true, then it may be worth the exercise in willpower
Asher Stewart
I wish to join, there should be mandatory sword training, time to become Jedi.
Owen Gray
my food is my racial brothers food for he is my brother and i should do well to bid them welcome, lead them home.
David Long
making hamfisted water buffalo analogies =/= being a monk
Jeremiah Edwards
does the semen that flows out of my erect penis into your mother ask for entry, or wipe it's shoes on a welcome mat?
Josiah Walker
I'll see you there then, user.
David White
Logical conclusion to the white pill.
Stop being such a cumbrain.
Ayden Hall
do so if you believe you can marry a woman before the age of 26
Anthony Taylor
if your food also your black brothers food?
Thomas Lee
No niggers allowed lol. Against my new monkish faith. Go die in a city.
Liam Hughes
if the negroe wishes to attain enlightenment, he'll do so in the company of his own.
Eli Jenkins
fake ass monk larpers
Nicholas Anderson
so uh does that mean you wont allow mixed mutts either
Aiden Lopez
DAS RYTE CRY WYTE BOY WEWUZ DA REAL MONKS N SHIT UNH *dies of malaria*
Robert Lee
the mutt was never meant for this world and can never hope for much out of his vile existence. if we take you in, enlightenment will ultimately cause your suicide and i don't wish to bury a friend.
Jayden Hall
Christianity reached Ethiopia before most of europe
Lucas Morales
christianity is a cult of compassion foreign to the white man brought over by a subversive merchant class, i don't wish to practice it inside my monastery.
Jeremiah Moore
I already wanna kill myself, I just want to know the truths of this world before I go
Jaxon Ross
most monks were pederasts exploiting the 5-12 year olds being donated to the monestaries by rich families
read a book
Xavier Allen
then you are welcome mutt friend.
Lincoln Green
thanks jidf man! i'll make sure to be a good little cog and agree with everything you say because you can LITERALLY do no wrong! i'm not a degenerate judeo christian kiddy diddler and you aren't stopping me from fulfilling my quest for enlightenment.