Tell me the most incestuous thing you ever did in your life

>I was 13 i think, she was 9 or so
>I got her to do it 1 or 2 more times right then as well.

wtf is wrong with you

I took showers with my sister till i was like 11 and my sister was 14. We stopped when my mom found out i was having full erections and my sister started developing some massive tits

idk man i just had balls to do it and went for it
it was the most alpha thing i have ever done in my life

I touched my moms pussy once
Cant remember it tho it was over 24 years ago

Your mom was dumb

Did you suck on her tits after that?

>it was the most alpha thing i have ever done in my life
>caressing an 9 year old

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i was like 15. had this weird cousin who was maybe 6 or something. always wanted to cuddle me and asked if i had a girlfriend and when i said "no" she said something like "you should." anyways, weirdest fucking thing was i was laying down on the bed downstairs where we were staying bc we were out of state. suddenly i feel her crawling on top of me and then she puts her stomach on my face and holds my arms down. aunt came downstairs and saw it and was like "what the fuck are you doing?" and the girl fucked off and went upstairs. i just thought "wut" the whole time. second cringiest moment regarding her, but i am not posting the first.

anyways, i wonder what she would say now that its been 8 years.

I kind of admitted to my cousin that I had a crush on her but I was very young and stupid.
Kind of the same here with this one niece being really focused on me.

>but i am not posting the first

Why not?

I used to play games with my male cousin (I'm male) where the object was to get him to show me his briefs and/or penis or for me to show my briefs and/or penis. We touched each other's penis a few time even. This went on and off for a couple of years starting when I was 10 maybe and ending when I was 18. By then I realized the legal and moral implications. He was about 3 and a half years younger than me. I'm worried I may have messed him up as I was. He has a gf now though so maybe it's not bad.

Got a family with mom. Kept secret of course.

Actually, to think about it, I only ever touched his penis in retaliation for him grabbing mine. It was weird; I was older but he became much more sexually aggressive than I was. I was more an exhibitionist/voyeur than anything.

When I was 15, I thought my cousin was cute so I started talking to her, and eventually her and her group of friends orbited me and thought I was cute or something because I was 6'0", "quiet and mysterious", and had a pretty good looking face, despite being very underweight and lanky to American standards. Enough about me, let's talk about the sex, or the closest thing I could compare to it. My cousin would be sexual with me by groping my genitals at school, and would tell me what she could fit in both her vagina and rectum, and would demonstrate this to me. We never had sex, but she was very clearly interested. It's not because I didn't try to either, we had many opportunities to go for it, she just wouldn't act on them, and after two months of this she went on to fuck Chad Basketballer. Imagine. My. Shock. It turns out, she told everyone we were cousins and her "best friend" that's actually more attractive than my cousin was in love with me, so she sabotaged our relationship by telling my friend group that orbited the pretty girl that my girlfriend was actually my cousin. By doing this, she ruined the few friendships I had in high school, made people that knew me closely think I was an incestuous weirdo, and this began a downward spiral of autism where I would have no social life, no ambition and just an overall terrible experience for the remainder of my time in high school.

To wrap it up:
Cute cousin and I have a little bit of an incestuous relationship, but we never have sex. Her bitch friend ruins our relationship to be my girlfriend a few years later. The cousin then goes bitch mode and tells everyone I'm a sex weirdo for her own attention. I still get laid because I'm almost a Chad. Cousin then ruins her life and has done irreversible damage to her body through drugs. I believe karma is real because of this.

Sorry for the big autism paragraphs I wrote, thought at least one of you would like to read this.
>mfw remembering this cringe

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Unironically super based but not redpilled

Kissed my sister when we were like 8.
Planted a hidden camera in the bathroom and got a nude of my sister when we were like 13.
Found another nude of my sister on her computer when we were like 20, but no longer cared since she had become fat.

Bust many nuts to a spycam video of my mom taking a shower. Besides that, I name the mom character in every incest vn after her.

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based and mohammedpilled

Asked my sister to suck her tits out of the blue when we were talking in my room one night ages ago, I was already a pervy little shit by that point but she usually laughed off my groping so she just sorta repeated the question asking it instead so she turned off the light and pulled her shirt up, I went to town and drowned in those prime teen DD tits for more than an hour, had a massive hard I tried to avoid poking her with as I didnt want to push it, I was happy enough as is. Then she taught me how to makeout for another hour(which did help in later relationships) by the time I was done we swapped so much spit we could smell it, her tits were glazed too. Cleaned each other off and had one more long tounge kiss and we went to our beds, I beat my dick off until it nearly ripped. never happened again and I didnt want to make shit even more awkward so it was really a one time thing.

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i know someone who had an irl imouto gf....

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Me and my twin sister kissed eachother on the lips when we were around 6.

shit was so cash

Multiple times a day for over a year
Breast is best ya dig

Details, user. I need to see them.

Fucking hot as fuck, oh god oh shit my nofap is in danger

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>be summer at the time
>13
>Home alone with sis also 13, younger
>we were always quite close
>slept in the same bed because 2 room apartment and parents were cheap
>Parents were out in the morning to go visit some relatives in another city
>they would come back in a week
>prepared a bunch of food for us before they left as well as prepared some grocery money
>they knew we weren't stupid, and if we ran out of food, that we knew how to prepare a meal and buy groceries on our own
>was a closet nudist
>once they left went full nudist
>felt like my sis probably wouldn't mind my nude body
>we had only stopped showering together at the age of 10 after all
>she did kinda mind at first on the first day, but eventually got used to it
>when time came to go to bed she did get a bit uncomfortable
>but we eventually fell asleep
>on the second day she went nudist too
>was surprised and thought she looked really cute, wasn't a flat chest at the time either
>teased her a little but we went on to talk about nudism for a few hours
>turns out she was a closet nudist too and would go nude in the house whenever parents and I were gone
>eventually got a boner
>was her turn to tease me
>at this point I had kinda developed a crush on my own sis
>I felt kinda weird and disgusted about it
>feelings brewed in me until it was night
>sis said we should shower like old times, so we got into the shower once the water was hot enough
>washed each other's backs
>got another boner
>guess she was curious and she just grabbed it this time
>asked me if she was that hot that I was popping another boner
>told her the truth and said yes and that I loved her
>she kinda blushed and let go of my dick
>stuttered and asked me if I wanted to do anything about those feelings
>leaned forwards and took her cute chin in my hand and kissed her
>we held the kiss for a few secs and I pulled back
>she looked away and we didn't speak for the night
>felt guilty and slept on the couch

I was about to lick my cousin's D one time, no homo tho

Next up on things that definitely never happened
Either you guys are twins or your mom got knocked up immediately after giving birth

I got "molested" when I was 7 by my 16 yr old cousin when I went to stay at their farm out in a ranch in the rural country. Thinking back I can rationalize why see did it. She was homeschooled, no internet at that time and probably almost never had any real contact with boys. Also she was fat but I don't regret it. I used to sleep over all the time but one day it was very early morning and we were sleeping in the same room and she got the courage to wake up, walk towards me and lay on my bed. I recall I was too young to get a boner so I just felt her nice big titties and kissed. It was cash but I moved States and haven't really spoken to her since.

More recently though about a year ago. I almost fucked another cousin of mine who came to visit us over her high school break.

Me and my cousin used to make out when we were 6 or 7, both the same age. Her older sister would watch us and make fun of us, and we thought that making out was "having sex", so for about an hour we just hung out under her bed and kissed. It fucked up our relationship a bit as we grew up, but I doubt she remembers anymore.

thought i was into the idea of fucking my mom, saw her naked later and realized i did not and i just had a mommy kink, so i just call my girlfriend mommy occasionally now

>tfw when slightly older
Yeah we're twins. She was out after me. Still give her shit for it. I just like gloating over being older.

>next day
>woke up early
>she was still asleep
>got myself a bowl of cereal and started watching some sesame street because that was all that was on
>she woke up an hour later
>pretty awkward between us
>get her a bowl of cereal as we watch the terminator on the couch on the opposite ends
>suddenly blurts out that she was ok with the kiss
>surprise.jpg
>I scoot closer to her and she does the same
>eventually we're holding hands
>we finish the movie and start watching another one
>princess bride she decides
>we start kissing after a kiss scene ended
>whole lotta saliva
>licks my cheek
>boner was already up, but hard as diamonds after that
>start stroking my dick
>notices and starts helping me along with a handjob
>gets on her knees as it's easier to do so
>starting to really want to cum
>cum on her at the time small tits and short hair
>she freaks out for a bit
>after a few sorrys, decide that we should take a small shower together and clean up

I saw my aunt and uncle having sex in my room
I'm still mad, I wanted to play video games

I used to show how much bigger my dick was compared to my relatives like I was the hottest shit.

I dry-humped my cousin a lot when we were like 13 & 11. including to the point of orgasm. we never took clothes off but we did stuff like that pretty regularly for awhile... it was really nice actually

i would walk around my house in thin underwear or pajama pants with my dick very noticible. my mom told me i probably have a bigger dick than my dad when i was 15

Two relatives from my brother's side gave me a blowjob.

Had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times, was honestly kinda fun

Fucked my half sister
Kissed my cousin
Currently fucking my other cousin

Thats pretty much it

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I once hugged my aunt.
My family is pretty small, I have no siblings and my only cousin is ugly. So yeah

Used to make out with my cousin on a fairly regular basis. She lived with me after family issues, we were the same age. Never really progressed past that though, just turned out to be a lot of kissing practice.