Date in restaurant with a hooker today

>date in restaurant with a hooker today
>nervous as fuck
>all trembling and can't even breath normally
>was completely calm when banged her
Why, why am I like this?

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because you like her.

>>date in restaurant with a hooker today
nigger what?

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Should I maybe ghost away and don't meet her. Shit. Fuck. She would think I am complete miserable idiot.

go meet her. it wont last, see it to the last date

>date in restaurant with a hooker today

cringe

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incels. its this or be like these 2

Why are you going on a dinner date with a hooker? Greentext plz

But I don't want to it to be last date.
I want her to like me.

go see her every chance you get. it wont last see it through

Are you guys retarded or something?
Some hookers request a late night date for a screening process. I usually just get a hot chocolate since I hate coffee. But last date I went on with a hooker went ok, 100 bucks but she smelled like fish.

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>date in restaurant with a hooker today
Jesus christ OP way to go the extra mile.

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>I want her to like me.

Oh no, user. What are you doing?

You're everywhere. Fuck off of r9k. Edgy fuck.

They're not denying it happens jackass.

Were they expensive or VIP?

Follow the fallen angels advice, you'll likely make it anyways.

I just wish I could french kiss prozzies ecksdee

>Being her client for 3 years.
>Like her a lot, couldn't find anyone better than her
>Eventually fell in love.
>Asked her is she wants to spend some time with me
>she agreed
>We decided to meet today in restaurant
What? I don't get what do you mean.
I am trying to find any use to my money. I don't have anything to live for, really, but time with her makes me happy.

Asking for a friend

What's the screening process like?
What are the disqualifiers (apart from hygiene/money/sti's)

Have some standards and get your head out of your ass fast. She's getting pumped and dumped by other clients and you don't give a shit. Unbelievable.

>paying for used goods dedicated to being used

Yikes!

incels. goodbye

>Yikes!
Yikes exactly!

Different for everyone. Some sex workers require proof of identification and does a background check before she even considers you, and anything less than impeccable hygiene and manners will make her kick your ass out the door.

Others don't give a shit and has no screening process whatsoever.

>Goodbye
You're literally doing what I told you to do. What a mug.

Are you really surprised that people like GFE?

He likely doesn't agree with them anyways.

They are too puritan for no reason, lol.

What do you mean by background check? Like police records?

[Not ] Not surprised, ashamed.

That's because you are a little bible boy

Too puritan? Ok then you're too degenerate for absolutely no reason.

She said she is busy today.
...
...
Shoot me, please.
I've been trembling for whole week to this day, for nothing.
It's actually good, I won't be able to ashame myself but...
I miss her.
Unfortunately I can meet with her only every 3 months, because I work when she works, and I can't take day-off.
It's shit.
I love her and I want to be near her.
I am sorry.

keep it together, she'll be back but only if youre cool. and right now youre not

>Calls guys with standards little
>Wants to have intimate relationships with hookers
Ok then.....

Ok my mistake you'd too nervous to talk shit. sigh.

>What do you mean by background check? Like police records?
Checking your social media profiles for red flags, checking public records whether you have committed crimes, etc. I don't know exactly as most keep the details of the screening a secret.

Why? Are you also ashamed of people who watch movies where the characters do interesting stuff, instead of actually going out and doing those things themselves? It's just entertainment, they know it's not real but if you're not a literal autist it's easy to suspend disbelief for a while.

I'm just a really big loser, right now I'm wondering if it beats being a theocrat because you can do anything you want while you think of going to sunday school.
I'm sorry dude, please don't get too hung up, I've kind of been there before; albeit it was way lighter.
You'd be surprised how hard it is to impress prostitutes, mein negger.
You are an annoying faggot, I seconded your advice in this thread because it made perfect sense; now this shit tier platitude just shows who you are, kys.

Don't conflate mundane things with spreaders of hpv.

Why do you care so much about this literal hooker?

I wasn't? Ummm fine. I'm not the af.

well, she came back a few more times. certainly will do that.

I see, cheers dude

Is that what GFE is? I thought it was just like the girl says romantic things while you fuck her or something

Haven't saw her since 19th of July.
Everything burns inside, I want HER, and no one else.
I can't even get hard on other hookers now. I have a hooker-friend (she is really bro-tier, she's not only a hooker, but a pimp, and often chats with me like normal friends do), but I don't want her.
She's very nice, not as cold as this one, but... I still love her no matter what.
This fucking burning sensations under my skin, fuck fuck FUCK.

she probably just pops some E before you see her.

There are many variations, but in essence GFE is doing what a girlfriend would do. And that is more than just sex.

OP is a troll, not even r9k is pathetic enough to "fall for" a filthy prostitute right?

Bruh time contraints got you tied, I don't know how to help you other than reminding you that you already made it pretty far, can you call sick or miss a day of work?

What are you talking about? Don't write to me, you incoherent fuckface.

You did fall in love, huh?

First of all, why not? Second of all, sex workers have a lower chance of being infected with STDs than other girls, as they always use condoms and get checked often.

ya. you probably wont listen but its a good time to swap to your other friend. happy stomping

We meet 3 years ago.
I was 25 years old, and I've never had sex. I tried to get a girlfriend using dating sites, found some ugly girls and tried to make something with them, but everything failed. And I hated them, from the start, to be honest. Because they were ugly, greedy, and dumb.
Then I decided, I had this enough and called a hooker.
It was HER who opened the door. It blowed my mind, as she was very very VERY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. I've never could imagine someone like her will touch me.
Hookers are not very good at my city. Most of them are ugly. I've visited more than 50 hookers, and all of them were "meh" at best.
But I've managed to meet her my first time. Not those ugly ones, if I'd meet them I would never go to hookers again.
But it was her. She fucking saved my life. She changed my mind forever.

chill out. get that ego checked out

Wtf? Wut? What? Wet?

I don't know if it's really that bad since it forces you to self improve.
Not going to lie, orbiting a hooker was indeed a really pathetic idea of mine, you will be r9k's poster boy if you try it, unless you can make it work like OP then it's like any other relationship.

Lmao, I'm exactly the same
>"Wow user I would never have thought you'd be such a beast"

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There's plenty of slags like camwhores (for instance) that look stunning. Those need sterilising the most. Since they're bimbos.

Because catching a STD doesn't make you nervous

looks like its the beginning of the end anyways. its why i told you to stay cool, it wasnt any kind of platitude. but please listen to the guy that calls you "bruh" and spergs out

LMAO ARE YOU FUCKERS LITERALLY SMOKING METH??? OP IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH A HOOKER AND YOU GUYS THINK ITS FINE. HELLO??? HER JOB IS TO TAKE DICK AND GET PAID FOR IT! YOU MONGS ARE ABSOLUTELY INSANE HOLY FUCK WHATS HAPPENING TO THIS BOARD????

look at you rage dude, youre a literal incel. not even memeing you are.

>date on restaurant with a hooker today
>screening process
>pay a hooker for a dinner so she can screen you
>but she didn't even bother showering

What website or how do you even land a hooker???

I remember I stumbled upon a website that had something like "sponsor" in the title and it was organized like a catalog of women based on the city you picked.. anyone know what I am talking about ?

I am inexperienced 22 yr old and I live basically in a trailer park. On some late nights you can see women just walk the road. They are dressed scandidly, look a bit like drug addicts and I bet they are hookers. I am not scared to approach them an offer them like 20 bucks lol but what are the risks of doing it? They could also see my car and since I live in the neighborhood could find out exactly where I live. Is it worth it?

You need jesus, fuck you talkin about nigga?

Aren't we all here?
Different countries, different rules. Hell, even different cities have their nuances.
For me it's googling "city name prostitutes". There will be sites with resumes of hookers. Foto are fake, looking only on phone number and price. Go, check, if like - fuck, if not - cry that my life is shit and I need only one.

The dude is a mentally ill fuck, he is "falling for" a fokken hooker, there is no reasoning with a moron like that. Just imagine how god damn pathetic you actually have to be, just try to imagine

there arent any escorts -here- amirite

You are a cuck apologist. You are defending someone that has FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A PROSTITUTE. It seems that the onions has melted your brain. I don't know how you wandered into Jow Forums but would you kindly please wander back out. We don't look kindly upon your kind here.

Bonus meme: in actuality I am neither an incel nor a virgin. Jow Forums is not specifically an incel board, it's a place for the socially ill-equipped. I am also not a degenerate that falls in love with prostitutes.

Explain to me please, who is it mentally ill to like the only person who is nice to you, who is easy to talk to, and who huggs you when you finished fucking?
You need to be sociopathic to not fall for this.

ya? why are you so salted over. you dont fall in love with them, but you see them. that just confesses to me youve never met a very nice girl.

Yes, we here on Jow Forums never do anything sad or pathetic. We're all 6'6" married national socialists with blonde hair, blue eyes, and jobs as mathematicians.

Who is saying it's fine? It's unfortunate, but it's also completely natural, happens all the time. It doesn't make OP pathetic or fucked up.

>Eventually fell in love.
>Asked her is she wants to spend some time with me
>she agreed

Tried the exact same thing with an 8/10 escort (it's legal in my country). She just wrote that she likes me but she won't meet her clients on a private level

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Well, she didn't meet me today, so I guess it's same.

What are you even talking about? Your English is horrible. I didn't say anything about simply seeing a prostitute, though I still think that's pretty degenerate. I'm saying that OP (and any who are defending him) are completely bluepilled and mentally ill. It is not acceptable to fall in love with a prostitute. She is kind to you for one simple reason: you pay her to be. I cannot believe that I need to explain this to you.

>It doesn't make OP pathetic or fucked up to fall in love with a prostitute
Ok well it looks like you're too far gone. Good luck user.

my english is fine. youre having a short circuit moment because youre ripe with jealousy. you cant see any escorts, clean to the wire. im reading you a lot more than anyone else here

So what's an alternative you a proposing?
Sit here and whine that no one loves me? Yeah, no one will love me.
But when you have sex with a person YOU love, you get hell of an experience. And you suggest to me, that I need to reject it. Why? Wtf is wrong with you?

You can't decide who you fall in love with or not. Whether it's acceptable or not doesn't matter, it either happens or it doesn't.

Feels bad man.
I've cut all contact to mine right after she rejected my offer. There's no point meeting her anymore

You have a greater chance of getting std's from the local tinder stacy.

Do hookers see ugly / fat clients?

Quiet down chimp, for some people this is the only way of having sexual relationships. Deal with it.

Obviously, my metabolically challenged friend.

Jesus you went on a date with her? Why? haha you are paying for the sex you don't need to take her out, that's the whole point you skip the awkward date shit. What a fucking KEK.

Because I feel joy just being near her.

Since when did they start changing the work c uck?

You're a fucking retard, OP. A date with a fucking whore? A bitch only out there for money? Are you out of your fucking mind? You fucking deserved it.

They do get SO's though.

OP is a fine lad. You guys see it as something immoral and crazy but for a fucked up robot (like me) it's completely sound.

Listen I don't mind you, but, what is so degenerate about it? I see it as just another transaction.

Date is free. I won't even pay her for her food, and she knows that.

Are you mexican, nigger?

Dont turn a hoe into a housewife

No it is not, it is completely sound for a normie because they see nothing wrong with the moral degeneracy of such acts. You are not a robot, just a mental fuckup that is a bit too attention starved so he comes here to rile up robots. So Fuck You

When did robot became a synonym for conservative moralist?

No, I am at least 15k km out of there.

You sound like a mexican guy I met here, get some sleep you don't want to be groggy tomorrow

This website used to be a recluse site of peace for those of us that were sick of the NPC society. While I agree that some moral ambiguity was present on r9k in the old days, this sort of degeneracy like this, trannies, cuckolding and so on was truly abhorred here

How far back do your "old days" go? Pre-deletion pre-feels Jow Forums was a politer but equally degenerate /b/.

I am sad.
Life sucks.

Don't give him attention. Namefags live off of it.

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