Be me

>be me
>girl doesn't want to fuck me
>me sad :(

Now that you've read this, you will not have to read another r9k greentext for the rest of your life as you already know what its contents are.

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>be me
>girl doesn't love me
>me sad
Now you have seen the other half of Jow Forums posts

How narcissistic do you have to be.

Hilarious and original, OP. I bet youll get a lot of upboats with that.

I get all the upvotes I want while you wallow here in your own filth. A fair trade.

This! So much this! Absolutely epic!

You can spout as many non sequiturs as you want, I still get the upper hand in this ordeal.

Youre still giving me (you)s and are entertaining me so not really

Youre still bumping my thread and are entertaining me so not really

You're not worth the effort to type sage into the options field.

So much has changed for me! Look at my new 100% strikeout rate compared to my old one!

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Once again, I have the upper hand.

Sure you do, redditfag. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Which I'm sure your wife's bull is adept at.

Redditors are Gods compared to Jow Forumsfags.

here I fixed it for you
>be me
>girl doesn't want to fuck me
>me MAD!!!!!!!!!!!
>saw off girls head and post pic

Why don't we just kill these fucking incels so they can't do any more harm? It's not like they could fight back.

No castrated at puberty would take care of this

Most of them end up wanting to be girls anyway so it's a win-win situation.

Literally everyone is superior to redditors, bottom feeding subhuman niggers is what they are.

not when compared to Jow Forums dwellers

OP this is what all greentext stories sound like
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Sounds like something a bottom feeding subhuman nigger would say.

sounds like something a r9k virgin would say

Reminder that neither Cl*rk nor any of the recent shooters have been incels, fuckwits.

I know I just want an excuse to kill all incels

u mad? typical virgin. u belong on Jow Forums

>kill all incels
Doing God's work by killing redittors user. Keep it up