My mom got me the s10+ instead of the iphone xs max im freaking pissed

my mom got me the s10+ instead of the iphone xs max im freaking pissed

the camera on this thing sucks you cant even take pictures at night its blurry, grainy and noisy

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Tell your mom to buy you a Google Pixel next time faggot

Aww, is somebody buttbothered? Getting a little cranky? Does somefaggot need a diaper change and a nap? Still upset mommy weaned you from her tit, or is this about the your crib vs her bed debate?

i looked up the pixel has almost the same quality as the s10. all i wanted was the iphone :(

>Waaaah my parents buy me stuff but it's not what I wanted
Stfu and be grateful you piece of shit

fuck you. i deserve what i want. you dont go to the store ask for a burger and get a salad thats fucking retarded

>being this spoiled

When I was a kid all I ever got was stuff from amity. lol

if i was king, i would make sure that people who complain about getting a brand new iphone would all be repeatedly thrown out the window until they stop complaining

i would mandate national window-throwing laws, where shit tier people would get thrown out the window, repeatedly if needed, to correct their behavior

top contenders would be:

- niggers who nig around a lot and commit crimes
- thots of all shapes and sizes
- liars and normies
- furries
- op

lucid 2020

typical white suburban boy throws his tantrum

You are a lazy sedentary effeminate incapable incompetent sissy ass little toddler who sings never going to be able to wipe his own ass in real life...

Too bad Mommy can't buy you Charisma so girls would find you attractive, right?

my advice: go clean some fucking toilets and buy your own goddamn phone, you worthless a sniveling little bitch...

I'll pay you $5 an hour to plunge my feces out of my toilet and take out my garbage

IPhones are pieces of shit

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that sounds like a YOU problem, not mommy's problem.

since girls don't like you, and you enjoy videogames & anime, you might as well go ahead and accept the fact that you'll be earning your living with a future career on your knees and other men's penises down the back of your throat.

Get to work, Martha

you can keep talking crap but my parents car cost more than both of your houses. quit being little bitches

please tell me she didn't buy you an assault rifle last year for christmas, this is the type of thing that sets you monsters off

>since girls don't like you, and you enjoy videogames & anime

this is the clearest projection i have ever seen on here. i have a girlfriend, dont play games or watch anime. i play lacross so now what? gonna try and spread more rumors? id kick your ass bitch

Not sure if this is fake or not but I would demand she take back the gay phone and get an iPhone. I would not use a galaxy either. An iPhone se is better than that

Talking shit on here is like running through the hood yelling nigger. You tryna get shot? lol

Actually, you're soon going to learn that in life, you'll take whatever the fuck the world hands you, no matter wtf you 'want', and not a goddamn motherfucking thing you can do about it.

You'll see......

Trust me, Sassypants....

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C O R R E C T I O N :

you most certainly DO play videogames, watch anime, and larp on imageboards, all alone, in your sebum stench computer chair, sitting in front of your obsolete computer...

you're NOT fooling anybody, Sassypants.

Btw, lol @ your parents' ars, but they only bought you a shitty Samsung

hahahaha!! It appears they were sending you a message?

cars*

it was a typo, created on this SHITTY WORTHLESS SAMSUNG GALAXY S10+ IM TRYING OUT

you aint shit, Sassypants

(I will pay you $6.50 an hour to massage my perineum with your tongue)

Boohoo poor normalfag didn't get a igay phone like the rest of other normalfags :(((

>TFW it doesn't matter what my phone's camera is like because i'm not photogenic and I never experience anything worth taking a picture.

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But you would be purchasing the food with your own money, you're not purchasing the phone.

>thinks he's entitled to the best

>thinks SHITTY iphones are the best

>has never even heard of the RED HYDROGEN ONE, with it's3D holographic display and ultimate processor and built-in security features

How's OverWatch working out for you lately?

>couldn't afford a Red Hydrogen One even if his mother clocked in pulling overtime, turning tricks in Marriott Courtyard suite

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Who /motoe4/ here? The true Jow Forums and Jow Forums phone.

i still use the original moto g first original model. mines actually just fell from my desk and the screen cracked, like a couple days ago, but it still works

i dont plan on replacing it. ive been using it since 2016. the phone i had before that was a flip phone

....how 'unexpected' and 'original' that you'd be using a cartoon of a little girl to associate your parroted self-loathing on a latently homosexual imageboard....

stfu, you sniveling pole-sniffer

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Motorola phones are complete pieces of crap...

The E4 is JUNK

Motorola is Infamous for flawed firmware and cutting corners...

The E4 is a budget phone, only costing $109 with a shitty low-resolution display on a crappy 5-inch screen, with the worthless camera that can't even take quality pictures in broad daylight (let alone in less than optimal lighting conditions) one of the worst batteries available on the market, and a propensity for the screen to malfunction with absolutely no jarring or moisture damage

A lot of people think the Motorola E4 is a high-quality phone....

Because a lot of people don't know Jack fucking shit about quality phones....

Nobody cares what you think, grandpa meth head.

still sitting there feeling sorry for yourself, hoping to manipulate others into feeling sorry for you?....

how 'magnetic'

glad i could be the one to teach you about the Red Hydrogen One....

glad i could help..........................

*grabs you by both of your ears and hocks a thick, greyish-green wad of phlegm into your mouth*

Sorry your mom sucks bro

Posted with iphone XS

Screen res is alright, it's a tough phone, so is the screen and 8mp is good too unless you're some selfie narcissist. Although it's slow most times and I'm stuck in nougat :-( .

RE: NOBODY CARES WHAT I THINK

lol EGG ZACK LEE, Sassypants!!!.....

EGG... ZACK... LEE....
but you're still going to sit there while i unzip my pants and forcefeed you whatever the fuck i want....

and you're going to take it like the effeminate, inexperienced, unacknowledged bitch that you are....

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS ?

ahhhhhh.........

so you're easily appeased..................

nice

.......that the iphone costs $1.31 cents to manufacture?

hahahaha.... pats you on the back

way to go, 'big show'

Most of us aren't rich or have daddy's money, bud.

you didn't even mention his spineless, alcoholic, disconnected excuse for a father, or the liver cancer

Grass is always greener on the other side until you get the new iphone in your hand and realize there's hardly much of a difference.

No really, watch all of the comparison videos. S10+ and the iPhone are pretty close in camera shots but the S10+ is better for video. If anything the S10+ on most websites is up there as a top 4 competitor for cameras with the iPhone not even top 6.

I own the P30 pro but everything i've read online about the iPhone is the camera isn't anything special.

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proof that youre a gullible fool who bases his decisions on brainwashing from Madison Avenue Marketing Firms?

got it

He just wants to fit in, and waste $1200 on poor quality electronics.

I moved out of my parents house a couple days before i turned 16
(because a 36 year old registered nurse started fucking me and we got an apartment together)

im not sure what youre trying to suggest

projecting hella hard. my dads a surgeon and without a doubt his car cost more than everything you have in your house and im set for life and i haven't had to do shit. so no matter how much garbage you talk on here im still laughing cause i just texted my mom 20 minutes ago and shes taking me to replace the phone.

egg zackto mundo, sir

iPhones are junk

lol @ "my daddy" and "my mommy"

wow.... Youre a BIG KID NOW, right?

Q: why did you selectively avoid the part about the disconnected relationship, unwillingness to express love, alcoholism, gin blossoms, lack of a spine, and the impending liver and pancreatic cancer in your father and breast cancer in your mother from a series of bad decisions?

nope... Im not projecting ANYTHING...

You foolishly assumed that I'm incapable of reading you like a goddamn paperback book...

I've had to deal with your type my entire life, and I nailed it on the head regarding your parents and your lack of Charisma and Future wake up call when you realize you've got nothing and you are nothing and you'll end up lower than the average nigger....

Lmao @ you erroneously assuming that you're breaking new ground

Your spineless father has done you a great disservice by failing to instill any Charisma or character into your empty personality

....A NIGGER IN MY EYES....

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you seem upset. anyway time to leave with my mom she works at 12 and the verizon store opens at 10. have a good day, try not to project so much and you might find a gf

....a blank chalkboard made out of sponge....

useless and ineffectual

......hahaha sure you are, Sassypants....

.......surrrre you are........

and ill be sure to tell my wife what you said, little guy......

>Namefagging
>Tripfagging
>Not including themselves in the classes worthy od being thrown out windows
You and OP are the same. Spoiled and worthless.
Neck yourself.

Q: why on earth would "I" be 'angry' hat youre an empty little inexperienced vapid incapable sissy?

that doesnt even make any sense....

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch, originally

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insecure impotent whining larper gets his ass handed to him by the mean old troll, and suddenly runs away with his tiny little tail between his legs:

THE THREAD

>Getting upset over an anime file attachment.
Wow, you're not like anyone else of this site. You hate that Jap shit, dontcha?

keep running, Sassypants.....

don't turn to look back at the Mean Old Troller.... Just keep running !!!

mommy will be here for you

You must be new to this board. We enjoy wallowing in our misery. Get us to it or leave.
>reddit spacing.

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why on earth would "I" be 'upset' by somebody else's predictable parotted imageboard behavior?

.....absolutely!!

brand new here, and totally unfamiliar with your mimicked predictable imageboard sissyboy behavioral patterns

You're very astute, aren't you?

LOL i have the XS Max and it's fucking great. LMAO@ the bums who can't afford this lovely phone.

*taps on Airpods* Siri laugh at homeless people

Siri: Ok

Fucking bums.

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im. literally phoneposting in the shower right now cause the Moto is waterproof

you have no identity on imageboards, what could you possibly be trying to prove by trying to act sophisticated?
your kind also contribute to the spam of dead memes which lower the overall quality of the boards, gtfo.

LOL@you not realizing that bluetooth earbuds multiply the microwave radiation funneled directly into both hemispheres of your easily manipulated little brain TENFOLD....

let's put it this way, Tiny Einstein.....

one of your bluetooth earbuds is the exact same thing as a microwave oven without a door.....

so YOU took two of them, and inserted them directly into your eustachian canals?

wow!!.... lol

right?.....

isn't that right, Sassypants?......
Ive been in here 'acting sophisticated', right?

In fact, its fair to say that i am
MR. SOPHISTICATED...........

lol stfu, you sniveling toddler

wtf?.......................

there was an 'overall quality'?

>implying OP pays for his own food and doesnt just REEE from the backseat at the drive thru

Trust Me......

I would NEVER want to interfere with your epic imageboard entertainment....

i live and breathe for your ability to enjoy threads

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Rubber Doorstops are waterproof, too

and at least you dont have to be embarrassed about walking around with a rubber doorstop

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hopefully, by the time that your brain cancer has metastasized, Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma will become a fashionable status symbol?....

But until that day arrives, You're simply going to have to continue looking like a pretentious fucking douchebag

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>OMG MOM DIDN'T GET ME THE FRUIT BRICK WITH 2017 STATS IM LITERALLY SHAKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS HAVE IT AND THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME WAAAAAAAA

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it's really quite remarkable how such a large percentage of you 'cutting edge tech-savvy computer geniuses' actually know NOTHING about technology at all

not unless it involves playing childish videogames or watching anime & trap porn on your embarrassing computer that became obsolete 5 months after your parents purchased it....

the business model for computer manufacturers is a 5 to 6 month obsolescence

there used to be actual discussion that went on here, not threads of discord or reddit trannies, and wojak+pepe spam
if you ever feel like this place is too predictable, then you can leave, nobody will miss you, seeing as you need to spam your own shitty thread to keep it alive

Wait till Christmas time newfriend. When half of the board is depressed orphans and the other half are unboxing things they didn't want and complaining about lack of tendies or sex or whatever

You actually think this is MY thread?

and yes, im well aware i could leave....
but why would i do that?

I cant ruin your 'quality imageboard overalls' if im not here..........

THINK, MAN.... THINK !!!

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Yes, yes, i already know

thats why im here, to force a feces cowboy hat on them.

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My wife and i do animal rescue...

Weve got 5 AMAZING cats...........

this is our newest success story
His name is SEXY......

hes gorgeous!!!
and such a deep, intelligent, complicated, loving, appreciative soul...

Sexy is a real blue ribbon boy...

OP's phone complaints?....
AWESOME!!
any time i see humans unhappy
i laugh my ass off

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why girls disregard you:

because youre a vapid, self-absorbed bore

and you arent an animal person...............
WOMEN LOOK FOR MEN WHO ARE KIND TO ANIMALS

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see..... women are instinctually attracted to men who are compassionate and who take exemplary care of animals.....

because it demonstrates that they'd be good with children....

and women ARE NOT attracted to little children trapped in adult male bodies.

not at all.......................................
thats why you're a welcome mat

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well, this has certainly been a lot of fun....

thankyou for allowing me to participate in your thread

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nice bait thread
i'm genuinely surprised it got this many replies