Who would you rather be in pic related?

The one doing the fucking presuming the partner is as hot as Ella.

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I want to be the bottom but I'm nowhere near that cute and there are no robot tops in my country. Or in the Balkans in general.

it's not gay to get fucked in the ass so bottom

understandable user, maybe you will find someone cute someday.
wow, shes so cute. I wish I was as cute.

>understandable user, maybe you will find someone cute someday.
not likely but thanks for the kind words at least user
I love ella!

Of course i'd rather be fucking the smooth bottom boi but im a neet atm so i'd need my own place and some cash and there arent many qt bois where i am

I want to be the hairless bottom but only so that my shits didn't require a shower to get clean.

>tfw robot top

all you bottoms present your boypussies now

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getting undressed now, please don't shoot me mister top robot boy.

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fukin make me, fag

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I wish there was a robot top that lived near me

*holds up boypussy*

I swear from every other thread i read there are way more bottoms than tops
makes me excited for when i get in a bit better shape and get ready to top

>wanting to sticking your dick in some smelly feces storage bacteria ridden excrement hole

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you can top already.
don't wait, there is a severe top shortage.
some of us (me) love chubby guys.

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If you TOP it's actually straight gay is being a bottom

how often do you do it user?

Are you all sincerely gay? I like traps and I sleep with dudes when I get insanely horny but I don't actually like dudes at all. And usually whenever I sleep with a guy I regret it afterwards. I mean its seems like a good idea but then the reality of it isnt the same. Like... gay sex is usually just disappointing. Anyone else do this?

How the fuck do I find a passing trap.

i know i probably can but i want to do a few things first. Hmm why do you think there is a shortage of tops? i would think there would be a shortage of bottoms not chubby im about average now but im bulking where is the fun if i dont have the strength to dominate and throw around a bottom boi?

Move to a liberal coastal city.

I think thats just how it is, tops are rare. bottoms are plenty.
yes I understand, its hot when the guy is strong. but you shouldnt wait for it if you find the right bottom.

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But user, my country doesn't even have a coast

Posting my discord in the hopes of finding a Serbian or near robot top someday.

Anyone else who likes the idea of talking with someone who wants to bottom but has no experience is also welcome.

Remiliauu~#0504

Stop with that meme and accept that if you want to fuck boypussy you'll have to deal with boys

I'd just want love and cuddles not sex pan

god I want to be topped by a cute boy so we can switch worshipping each other's cocks

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But if they don't look feminine enough, they do literally nothing for me or my dick.

I still wonder why that is? is the prostate orgasm that good? is it that great just to submit to someone or do most lack the confidence to top? or maybe a mix?
If i find the right bottom before im ready i'll try but i have a problem with wanting everything perfect or at least right to me first, i need to stop i know but im a bit obsessive

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Then you're in for a rude Awakening

there are some theories but its just how it is, I guess.
good luck finding what youre looking for.

The top, obviously
I can't fit my fucking pinky in my ass, I think a cock would cause me to shit blood

get a bottom from here user.

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remember if you comment in tranny thread without saging I will astral project into your dreams and tickle you until you die

im probably asking pointless questions again.

Thanks user i wish you luck too

I heard you're giving away bottoms here?

yes, 1 bottom with every purchase sir. what can I interest you in?

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I doubt any bottom would want me

lots of bottoms want a top, why dont you try?

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>tfw no traps to fuck with my 9 inch cocku

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Because I've been single my entire life, I don't even understand what it would be like to share so much with another person, and I'm not very attractive

the top of course

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Hey its you again, did the last thread not work out? you had like two or three people interested if i remember correctly

>tfw too ugly to deserve to be fucked
why im live

that doesnt really matter here, most bottoms are inexperienced as well. and you should always let others decide if youre attractive or not?

I used to think that anal was overrated and that the gays were just making stuff up about how good it feels just to be queer about it. Man was I wrong. It takes some prep but it's a thousand times better than just regular masturbation.

>9 inches
You don't need to lie on an anonymous message board, user.

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Found you guys another one.
mobile.twitter.com/RosieXOX2/status/1158165329287139330

the top of course, my dick is 8"

They live too far away and aren't traps.
You can probably become cute.
I-I'm not lying, user-kun. D-Do you want to see him?

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I can't answer without trying both roles... :3c

user you dont need a trap you make one, get a cute twink and learn to dress and make him girlish

I've tried and failed. Unfortunately I'm just too much of a Chad

I'll take a look at it, if only just to be more smug.

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ur a fat girl. stop eating

I bought a prostate massager and it just feels like I'm taking a big shit. Am I doing something wrong?

I'm not a girl, fren

But that would take a long time.
Maybe you didn't try enough?
O-Ok I posted him here . P-Pls no bulli.

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The only thing left to is to try and lose a bunch of weight, but I suspect it will just show off my Chadbod even more

i lose either way
if i choose to be the fucker i have to stick my dick in someones shithole
and if i choose to be the fucked i have to have someones cum inside my ass
so i choose to not be gay
i think the safest way to be gay is just to imagine getting fucked in the ass when watching porn

Are so

There is not one single girl-ish thing about me

Can I get uhhhh one bottom that will love me for who I am and help me deal with what my schizophrenic ex-wife did to me please?

Shut up and let me fuck you

>tfw I doubted user
You really put me in my place here. How do you even get hard with a cock that big. I have so many questions

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I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into

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Can i get a twinkish bottom bf who will live with me but pretend we are both straight around others and in public? But lets me really gay behind closed doors and maybe even dress him up and other things?

into that ass

>How do you even get hard with a cock that big.
I-I think it works the same as other cocks.

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describe what you want and post some sort of information here, receive lots of bottom boys and pick the best one. easy.

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I'd love that myself but I'm not twinkish. Good taste though, pretending to be straight is comfy.

I'm telling you you don't want that. My butt is gross. I am gross.

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fuking retard I know you're cute

It better work like other ones, I don't want to be touching myself looking at a broken pp!

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You must have me mistaken for someone else

Weeaboo gamer here, currently accepting bf applications.

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Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

That's where your wrong user. Thanks to my Asian genes I am 5'6", 120 lbs, and almost no body hair and androgynous face. Literally could put on a wig and a dress and pass for a flat chested girl lol.

The big spoon, and yourself?

God i want to kms

You sound top tier user, why are you here you should have a bf by now no doubt

>describe what you want
I have no idea. I've only been curious. I'm 24, live in central europe and I just wanna see if there could be some real attraction.
Been hurt too many times and I have no idea how to interact with women anymore so I figured I might as well give it a try.

For a thread about buttfucking, these posts are sweetly wholesome.

I want to clone myself and fuck my ass every day, it will be like meta masturbation epic gangsta style.

you realize that mouths and vaginas excrete stuff too right?

So what
I'm 5'4 115 and could do the same
At the end of the day I'm still a boy and youll just get hurt by those shallow chasers

Bottom bitch definitly.

>tfw no smooth bottom bitch to lather in oil and fuck

friendly reminder that the top is supposed to milk the bottom :3

What do you mean? thrusting in a specific way? being sensual or like a handjob?