My experiences with robots

1st robot:
>called me a cunt every other sentence even when he was trying to be nice
>told him to stop but he wouldn't
>really passive-aggressive

2nd robot:
>tried to get me to play this weird game with him where i rolled a number and there was a chance of him showing me his dick
>sent me political memes out of nowhere
>never tried to get into or pretend to like what i liked
>would always try to get me into his hobbies like politics, tanks, guns, tabletop games etc

3rd robot:
>some repressed military guy
>always trying to get me to send him nudes
>not even subtle about it
>not much in common other than we browse the same board
>never put any effort into our conversations

4th robot:
>basically obsessed with black people
>always talking about them and how inferior they are
>also always talking about how he wants to fuck a black girl and impregnate her
>blah blah hitler did nothing wrong blah blah mudslims blah blah spics
>literally a broken record
>his entire personality revolves around racism
>nothing in common with me

5th robot:
>was kind of nice the few times we talked
>i always had to talk to him first
>never put any effort into talking to me
>i had to carry 99% of our conversations
>got tired of doing everything
>waited to see if he'd try to message me first
>never talked to him again

After that last one I kinda gave up on robots in general
If you're a robot and you're talking to a girl please don't do any of these things you have no idea how draining it is for girls when you act like this
Just try to be decent human beings, show interest in girls' feelings, be nice

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Thank you user. I think this is very good advice.

hey yo how bout u send me a titty pic eh? I wanna get my rocks off to a real girl for once.

I have a strange feeling that #5 is me, any advice on how I can improve? Sometimes my mind goes blank and I dont know what to say

how about dont try to find mates out of mentally damaged image board browsers, dumb cunt.

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Hey you cunt, my dick looks huge today, wanna see it? It looks like one of those big black cocks in porn videos (not that I ever watch that stuff). I bet that turns you on, doesn't it? You're such a slut for niggers, eh? Fucking cunt. Send me a picture of your boobs and maybe I'll spare you when the day of the rope comes.

Talk to girls first but not every time, don't seem desperate
When a girl asks you a question answer it and then ask how about you/and you/something similar that will let her know you're interested in her too
You never want the conversation to be 100% about you
>Sometimes my mind goes blank and I dont know what to say
You can change the topic and say something like "I have to run to the store real quick, sorry brb" and when you get back change the topic to something you're more comfortable talking about

>1st robot
Probably just Australian
>5th robot
Sounds introverted
The rest I can't really defend, but those two don't sound that bad at all. Especially 5, he sounds like someone hurt him a long time ago.

>mfw I'm the second one

Thanks for the advice user, i ll take it on board

>basically obsessed with black people
>always talking about them and how inferior they are
>also always talking about how he wants to fuck a black girl and impregnate her

I hate polfags so much.

The 5th one sounds like me. I'm friendly but eventually just stop initiating because I get in my own head about anything and everything.

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>Especially 5, he sounds like someone hurt him a long time ago
Maybe but it's a lot of work trying to help someone like that, not everyone can do it so I kinda understand OP

Is this Meowers? If so you are a disgusting whore

You're never gonna make long lasting friends like that user
You're missing out on some really cool people and they're missing out on you

lmao what she did user? but i agree with you.

Who?
all of those people in the OP I talked to more than a year ago

was meant for

>2nd robot:
>tried to get me to play this weird game with him where i rolled a number and there was a chance of him showing me his dick
>sent me political memes out of nowhere
>never tried to get into or pretend to like what i liked
>would always try to get me into his hobbies like politics, tanks, guns, tabletop games etc
This was my one and only experience with them desu. It just made me feel like I wasn't a real person to him whenever he promptly changed the subject away from my interests or views as soon as they came up, especially since I always tried my best to indulge him and sincerely show interest in the things he had built his life around.

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I know. I've thought about if I'm better off just not trying because almost every single time I've chatted someone up it just turns into me being unsure of how to start/carry a conversation and never doing it. Forcing someone else to help me limp along doesn't sound like a rewarding friendship either, though. Just not sure what to do about it other than stick to just posting instead of messaging.

Don't say that user, all you need is practice and a little bit of confidence, it's not like you're talking to them in person which would be more stressful I think
Ask the other person about their hobbies, talk about yours too, find something in common and build your friendship on that

A lot of robots don't see women as people with their own lives and interests so it makes sense

sorry you had to go through that user
I promise we're not all pieces of shit

who's Meowers?

There's a word that specifically relates to what I feel - Adronitis. Sometimes I just want to skip the initial "safe" inquiries and just delve deep into another person's personality, life and experiences. That barrier is almost always the death sentence for me because once the common footholds are there I'm almost never able to advance any further. I'm deeply interested in other people but it's just a struggle to find the right time & place to advance the friendship further.

polfags hate you too faggot

She's a manipulative tranny whore who will try to get as much info on you as possible before using it to blackmail you.

1 was probably an aussie, "cunt" is punctuation to them. 2 sounds like a total bro, would hang out with. 3 sounds like a boring fag. 4 is a dirty oildrilling race traitor who deserves the rope. 5 sounds like another boring fag.

tl;dr disregard women, acquire fa/tg/uys

There's lots of men that deal with women like that all the time and it's considered normal for them to be limp fish as the guy carries the entire conversation on his back.
That's also been my general experience with women from this board as well, they stop responding at all after a couple of days.
For comparison's sake, I once spoke to a Russian tranny namefag from this board for a much longer time than that. Like, months. Nothing sexual, I was just extremely lonely and depressed and needed to speak to someone.
After a while, I did ghost him, but it was due to being constantly at work for long hours, so all my free time was spent driving to and from home and sleeping. He just stopped coming online by the time I sorted all that shit out. It felt kinda gross as well, so it's not like I fully regret that it died out.

T. absolute onions boy who should kill himself
Meowers is actually quite nice i just removed her out of jealousy, kinda wish she would add me back, desu

>Andronitis
I can see how that would make talking to people more difficult, it's kind of the opposite for me, I like going through the safe inquiries 'cause they're easy, it's just talking about yourself so there's no wrong answers or anything complicated
Have you ever met someone like you? I don't think I have
Yikes, hope I never run into her

>I promise we're not all pieces of shit
That's a given, I wasn't trying to imply you were. Anyhow, thank you.
Some do, yes. Around him I always felt more like "user's validation gf" than myself.

>3rd robot:
>>some repressed military guy


sorry about that my guy

just dont talk to robots lmao u stupid fucking bitch dum wohre lmao ahhaa

so what is the truth

>just dont talk to robots
kill yourself I want fembots to talk to me

It takes the average newfag exactly 1 day of browsing Jow Forums to realize that literally everyone posting here is some combination of the 5 cuck types you've listed.
Explain, please, why you're so retarded that you actually had to chat them up one by one before you got the hint?

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If you're not genuinely interested in the hobby, there's not much one can do, this goes both ways. I talked to a girl who was into anime, art, a couple games and male idols. I also like anime, if it wasn't for the fact that she just about stopped watching anime around the time we started talking it would've been a fine shared hobby, but what am I supposed to do about the rest of those? I can't draw and sure as hell can't learn to draw on a moment's notice, if I started liking male idols I'd be called a fag by any sensible girl as well as myself, and most of the few games she played were singleplayer. In the end most of the time we just ended up talking about 2D porn (not just on my initiative).
And then my hobbies are mostly technical, clearly not interesting to most girls, so when you go and fake some interest, it's nice and all and it makes conversation easier to maintain, but I can easily tell that you are faking interest since there's only ever so much initiative, it's not like you're starving to learn more and asking for all the links and information I can send your way.

>decent human beings
But i am, i'm not like the others.

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Yeah, for most people it's the opposite which is why it's a point of difficulty. There's a certain appeal to the safety those basic questions offer but more often than not it seems to drive me into a sort of conversational corner. As for meeting someone similar to myself, never. People are generally touchy about asking/talking about certain things (which is understandable) but I just like to get it onto the table so there's no surprises later on. Can defeat the purpose of getting to know someone & ruin any intrigue but that's what makes me more comfortable.

i think i've blocked every robot after like less than two days and definitely never send them pics

Sounds like you need someone more mature. But i dont social media, sorry.

Ive talked with some females from here
Ive always tried to be nice and engage them but eventually they all ghosted me or didnt even bother putting effort into their conversations, like the 5th person

I show interest in feelings because I love talking about emotions and why we feel them and I'm nice and try to be attentive but there's so little reciprocation I just feel so worthless and sad

I did say I was interested in some of them sincerely, user. He got me curious about a certain decently esoteric hobby, which I'm still very into. But your first point is right, there's no forcing it. Most of my interests aren't particularly strange though; e.g once I really tried to get him to read my favourite novel -- the genre romance or anything like that, just absurdist humor -- and him even bothering to look it up would've counted as showing interest in my life and would've been enough for me. But I can understand your situation as it's much much harder getting anyone interested in certain hard-to-get-into hobbies (usually male-dominated ones, admittedly).

what did he oreganomean by this

>>never tried to get into or pretend to like what i liked
>would always try to get me into his hobbies like politics, tanks, guns, tabletop games etc
I used to know a guy like that
God I hate him

>the genre isn't romance or anything like that
Don't mind it, I've stayed up for 30 hours.

5 dudes. You are a fucking cum dumpster.

Good post OP. Those incel terrorists should have just been themselves instead ;))))))

I tried this, but she wouldn t send nudes. It doesn't work, fuck you, you stupid anonette roastie

>you can't talk to people anymore because talking/wanting to be someone's friend = having sex with them

She didn't send nudes or fuck them. That's the opposite. If she fucked them all then ya she would be. You're supposed to look for a match and not fuck everything. (Assuming she wasn't used up prior to all of this)

Not that user but men and women can't be friends, you fucking hipster retard. You're as stupid as he is but in a different way.

>men and women can't be friends
that's really sad that you genuinely think this
if you saw women as real people instead of sex objects maybe you could make a female friend

What if I'm a lesbian and all my guy friends are gay and the few who are straight are taken/would never date me?

Aside from the guy who wasn't responding they obviously wanted to fuck her. Or do you routinely send dick pics to your friends and ask them for nudes?

You sound too good to be true, you're either lying or you're a really boring person and you didn't actually try to put effort into your convos

Cringe. You're retarded if you think robots are of any value whatsoever. You can easily find somebody in real life who is more intelligent, more attractive, and less degenerate than the average r9k user while still being a loner.

You are (were?) trying to find someone to talk to or a possible boyfriend? If you want someone "normal" to talk to, know that I am looking for someone with whom i can practice my english

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Then it's men's fault women and men can't be friends
you're always making everything about sex when women just want someone to spend time with and banter

>She wouldn t send nudes.
Have you tried with men or tranny boys?

It's not about seeing women as sex objects, it's because women and men think differently.
Also it's almost guaranteed that one party will have affections the other cant return, and its not always the guy either. I've had it happen to me before and I hate it.

>somebody in real life who is more intelligent, more attractive, and less degenerate than the average r9k user while still being a loner.
Not op, but share this wisdom with me. Where do I look?

"Men and women can't be friends" is a crude rule that obviously has exceptions. I have one single female friend IRL and that's because she's just 100% not my type and I'm assuming (though I could be wrong) that I'm also not her type, but we get along well otherwise. This is the exception. It's far more likely that one of the two will find the other one attractive, and it just becomes friendzoning, intentionally or unintentionally. The other ~5 girls I've been close with since hitting puberty all ended in friendzoning, getting cucked by Chad or ghosting.

I am pretty nice to fembots until they reveal that they are fat. Every goddamn fembot I trade discords with are fat. Why do fat girls expect me to be nice to them

most of the women I met on r9k aren't worth being friends with. too clingy, or too much baggage from abuse/mental illness, or narcissist who just want me around for my looks/status, etc.

there's one girl I miss a lot, at 18 we met up and got stoned and she gave me a tarot card reading that later all came true. but over time she became depressed over the pressures of adult life and eventually I never saw her again. I worry she may have gone through with suicide...

> Assuming she wasn't used up prior to all of this

Cmon bro, you know she was. That hole has probably got some serious mileage

that girl you're describing sounds a lot like me
i hope it's not me

Women are also, as you put it, only looking for sex. Generally if a girl eventually gets into a relationship, they drop or significantly reduce contact with all the other "platonic" male friends. Also, what the hell do you expect someone to add you for when you post in a Jow Forums thread specifically mentioning your female gender? Surely you're not naive enough to think that they just happen to be looking for female friends and absolutely nothing more. I actually am looking for female friends, and I never even mention that in my posts because of how insincere it looks.

where are you from user
I was mostly just looking for a friend, I've never been good at relationships so looking for a boyfriend is off the table

It's a pretty generic set of interests for girls on Jow Forums and I intentionally changed some small details, so it's probably not you.

>you post in a Jow Forums thread specifically mentioning your female gender
I never did that, I always added people when they posted their tags and didn't mention I was a girl until later on and that was when the problems started

The reason for the reverse-contactfagging threads is also getting a gf. You can find an endless supply of male friends with similar interests anywhere on the Internet, you don't need to post all about yourself on Jow Forums.

>Surely you're not naive enough to think that they just happen to be looking for female friends and absolutely nothing more
>I actually am looking for female friends tho
kek

I swear I'm not lying, I dig through what they say and ask them follow up questions or ask spontenous questions about what they like and think of x and I give my own input as well as material so they can hopefully use it as a platform for more discourse.
If a convo does go well it doesn't last very long, but I do get ghosted most likely for being so overwhelming and invested into the conversation, I tend to get really talkative when I'm chatting with someone I like

It's not typical at all, and I fully realize and would easily admit that if they turned out to be a cute girl with similar interests, I'd want to date them. But the chances of anyone living near me is very low, and I wouldn't bother trying to pursue an LDR with anyone under 8/10, so there's a fair chance that I could be friends with a girl and not try anything beyond that. As for why female friends, my male friends have consistently become clingy as fuck for some reason once we became good friends, girls never did that.

>tfw nice robro who has added 10+ femnons and traded pics and vc'd over half of them
You should have added me op, oh well

It isn't at all hard to beat Jow Forums's standards. You can tell how intelligent a person is by observing them. They'll be totally withdrawn unless they're among likeminded people. They will have a sense of higher purpose or higher thought which you can see in their eyes and body language. They wont engage in any of the cheap self-indulgence that normies and robots engage in. Personally I stay at home and read when I'm not working, and keep a low-profile whenever I go out. I know more people in real life similar to what I described, than those who would relate to a robot.

I come from France
>t. baguettefag

>Nobody caters to me
>no one does what i want them to do
>im a grill btw
serves you right, whore

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How do "robots" even find the courage to go on discord. It's been months if not years since I've used that app.

because the "robots" are normies. And the e-thots are here to siphon attention and possibly money from them.
There is a board for normalniggers yet they come here because
>the bottom of the food chain must be ez money, rite?
No wonder there are mass shooting every 2 weeks.

/soc/ is the bottom of the food chain, the normalniggers come here because women on /soc/ are irredeemable trash.

Yeah, now tell a normalshit he's the one below the robot

Beats me. Discord is more ""toxic"" than any Jow Forums board. (I hate that fucking word but nothing else can really describe this.) Basically a mixed bag of all the namefags, avatarniggers, orbiters, reddit-tier incels and other cancer from around here.

>tfw genuinely not like this
>tfw all my friends are fembots
Feels good desu fembots are cool

I think that first one was just australian

he was from England

Punctuation among the lower classes there too senpai

why is conversation so fucking hard

England, or Scotland?

Is it really? Wew
well still, i thought he was kinda rude
England!!!

all the good and smart men are MGTOW. I feel sorry for women and the quality of guys they are left with.

>tfw most of the femanons I talk to put no effort into conversation or just want to compain to someone

good bait, i like how the 5th one is intended to be the most "offensive" one

you get a 8.8/10

>5th robot:
that's pretty much how any attempt at making friends goes for me. I just literally don't know what people say to each other in conversations

1=Jow Forums
2=/B/
3=Jow Forums
4=Jow Forums
5=Jow Forums

In all honesty once you open pandora's box you get completely random people.

Is the problem that he was racist and knew Hitler did nothing wrong, or that he made it his entire personality?

>would always try to get me into his hobbies like politics, tanks, guns, tabletop games etc

WOW WHAT A MONSTER