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Man city blown out edition

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i keep posting cute girls to put my friend plump at ease so he like browsing britfeel while thinking of me ! i m his only husband no chika no girl not anything he is my hero

come back please, i do anything i really swear i can kill myself if u tell me plump prove it its u and i do anything u want even kiss you .... oops ! *blush*

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Lee's cooking video
youtube.com/watch?v=bXaxuZsldFk

OP here can someone make a new thread to blow out scotcunt

why won't mods do anything about this scottish friend scripter?

Lee unironically asked his mum if she had a mouth orgasm eating the food he made

Lee Anthony Hoyland is a property owner

He owns the house he lives in outright without a mortgage

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Replying to soton user


is kik really being forward? its pretty much an anonymous messenger app of sorts. Anyway, I play video games, sometimes lift weights, spend most of my time working. I have a dog and like to walk it, other than that i have a list of things id like to do but have no one to do them with and psyche myself out. One for example is to rent out a bike and go cycling around the new forest, Seems comfy and a nice day out with a friend but just by myself i have trouble finding the will. Really im looking for a friend to help me get out of my bubble. What are you into friendo?

Yes, yes, well done City, well done. HOWEVER.

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Kay owns the house
she took out a life insurance policy before she killed her husband

Plump is Moni

Radio taxis are awful, awful paki drivers

I don't know soton well but lordshill seemed like a very bad area

Reminder that Kay has been in prison for GBH.

Plump is SCEA, scotfags 14

No Lee owns the house. He has a mortgage free house in his 20s because of his superior intelligence and hard graft

Please, stop. I never get mad at shit anymore but this is starting to make me seethe. The thick cunt couldn't even think of the word 'product' in his video. He has a gf and a house, and he can barely speak English.

Shippy is plump
Not Plump; plump

Anyone in Essex?

I'm jealous of these other anons making friends.

>intellect and hard graft
he doesn't even have 5 brain cells let alone 5 gcses

no wonder that fat fuck has sleep apnoea

Anyone watching Fast and Furious 8 on ITV? Mad film, and its only 20 minutes in.

I heard cola's bf always posts on britfeel about his "scottish plump"

Kay doing her taste test looks like someone with advanced Alzheimer's trying to remember how to eat as they go through the motions

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shill your youtube channel elsewhere

Kent here, wanna meet up in a boat on the Thames?

HOW DO PEOPLE EAT LIKE THIS

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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Going to have a drink of water, then have a wank, then watch something in bed.

I work with Alzheimer's patients, and they manage better than she does for the most part.

is that the one where letty comes back and brian retires? fucking love the F and F films. Remember watching the first one on video, rented from blockbuster, when i was a kid

why does he wear his chain outside his shirt ahahahaha

cringe and newfagpilIed

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MILLWALL FUCKING BEST TEAM MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

just make a new thread already

imagine being above the age of 9 and still spiking your hair up

It'll just be in the next one

He's the Shippy of the norf. Although he's managed to get a girlfriend too so maybe that's not a fair comparison on Lee.

>man city blown out edition
>not lee's good cooking edition
Mate, beggin' ya to get with the vibe of this place.

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better at what though

generating content for britfeel

If you don't have a girlfriend then Lee Hoyland is literally more attractive than you are.

You can mental somersault that as much as you want, but it's an undeniable truth. The results don't lie.

>wants me to get a munter of a girlfriend just to prove him wrong

nah

there's some girls in his comments

one of them watched grackle.
and other has death grips on her twitter.

where are these girls from? what brings them to lees channel?

do we know what his gf looks like?

The statistics don't lie, and they spell disaster for /britfeel/ at sackerfice

How old are you lad?

Also lads im taking bets on me being beheaded by this user and fed to his dog.

You can't even get a munter mate. That's undeniable.

Doesn't matter even if she's hideous. Someone who can get an ugly girl is obviously more attractive than someone who can't get any girl at all.

Never forget: Shippy's best friend, Poleaboo, called him ugly.

defo hoyland then

He has a gf so they want him, that's how it works.

>can't get a girlfriend so pretends girls are below him
nice cope

At the end of university she basically said thanks and that she's going to do her postgrad in the states. I asked her what about us and she just smiled and said "it was nice but I need to move on".
I'm still angry about it.

I never said it mattered what she looks like, just curious.

Owen Jones has been attacked lads.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49381944

ShouId l get a gf this year or nah?

>poley calling anyone ugly

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I dunno lad, I dont know any of the characters. Only seen the first one, still have it on tape.

Shippy's only friend Poleaboo was just using him to get a discount on a mercedes paki wagon

I've had plenty of munters. It never made me any happier.

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49381944
Should have killed him in minecraft

That's hilarious lad. Sounds like the relationship wasn't as deep as you imagined it was.

Branch from next door's tree blowing in the wind and hitting my kitchen window because they DONT FUCKING TIDY THEIR GARDEN.
Now if I want to cut it I'll have to put myself in danger and climb out onto the roof and cut it myself SELFISH ARSEHOLES.

I've been to see Book of Mormon 3 times and I want to watch it again. just obsessed. think i'm trying to fill a void in my life

im 23, I doubt that will happen, me and my dog are lovely boys. Wanna be friends or what man?

I never said that Lee Hoyland is happier than anyone in this thread who doesn't have a girlfriend, he's just more attractive

He's probably happier too though, now that you mention it.

>Doesn't matter even if she's hideous. Someone who can get an ugly girl is obviously more attractive than someone who can't get any girl at all.
All you have to do is lower your standards. Why not go for a homely grill?

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can't you just cut off the bit hitting your window?

I've dated 19 women in total. That's enough to know what I want.

>27
she looks at least 50

Mate even Lee Anthony Hoyland could make it work with a woman and you've already repelled 19 of them, including one who literally left the country to get away from you.

Absolute state. Lee is 10x the man you are.

Course you have lad, now go put 9 bong in the LARP jar.

seethe user doesn't like it when you slag off his bf hoyland

Lee has more viewers than me, more subscribers, has friends, has girls in his comments, supposedly has a girl friend, own a house... ?
Man...

*practices wrestling moves on the /britfeel/ stuffed toy collection*

>technically 2 (You)s in 1 post
Appreciated x

Could open the window and do it through there I guess but there are other branches that will just grow towards my window so it might have to be a roof job.

If Lee does own the house, it's because his dad left it to him after he died of cancer. no accomplishment of his own

She had christmas dinner with my family.
I don't know how much more significant it can get beyond having a kid or buying a house together.

Lee has you beat by every measure that counts.

It's time to just submit to him as your superior. This is the law of nature.

you doing it now? bit reckless

It's just a meal lad. I think you are reading too much into it. Did you even live together or did you still live with your mum the whole time you were seeing her?

I'm happy to admit that Lee Anthony Hoyland is superior to me in every way.

Anyone else here who can't admit that to themselves is just kidding themselves. You have an ego problem and you need therapy.

Fuck you, you just can't appreciate generational wealth.
There's a reason the most successful people have all been left property.

mum and dad chastising me for ordering pizza late at night

83rd for 90s music
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I was suspecting it might be you, Andrew.

Don't say that to Shippy, he'll freak out.

I saw that in America, really good play. Never knew how retarded that religion was, how the shit did it even become popular

why? did you spend their money on it

>just a meal
Christmas dinner with your girlfriend isn't just a meal.
I was at university, living in shared accommodation for my second year and then back into halls for the final year. We were in the same kitchen for our final year so that was pretty significant too, like living together.

Yeah well it's gonna be annoying me all night and- AAAaaaah!

I feel like drinking something cold but can't decide what. Maybe cider

im on the strongbow as we speak lad

Any films about what would happen if an incel got super powers?

Does anyone have the 'beautiful apu' saved? Regular apu just all the colours and detail are really nice

She looks like she needs to be put down, and for the baby's sake, it to

I think that happens in Chronicle.

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*sips*

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gotta sleep because work tomorrow.
If you're a regular i'll ask for you in a few days lad.